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  1. Gotham Gab: “Spirit of The Goat”

    Totes MaGoats.

    I'm here for the goats.

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  2. ATTN: Vikings, We’ve Found Your New Star—Butterfly the Baby “Geep”

    Part goat, part sheep, all adorable.

    Prepare yourself, Hollywood—Butterfly the baby geep (that's a half-goat, half-sheep, obviously) is coming through, and she's going to make the world a better place.

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  3. Comic-Con Interviews: We Asked Vikings’ Travis Fimmel About The Baby Goat

    Totes McGotes.

    Yes, I had the opportunity to speak to the cast and creator of History's Vikings at San Diego Comic-Con, and the first question I asked Travis Fimmel (aka Ragnar Lothbrok) was about baby goats. I DO WHAT I WANT!

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  4. The Jurassic Park Theme Sung by Goats, Because This Is the Internet and What Did You Expect?

    Hold onto your goats.

    From the creators of the Game of Thrones theme song (with goats), here’s the Jurassic Park theme song (with goats). I have to assume Star Wars is already on Marca Blanca's to-do list, but can this whole "goat" trend not die out before they get to the Buckaroo Banzai theme, please? It doesn't get enough love. And speaking of Jurassic Park and goats:

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  5. Monday Cute: Many Baby Goats, Running

    ME-E-E-E-EH

    These goats are in such a rush to get to goat-work! They should take some time to stop and eat the flowers.

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  6. You Should Be Following Kurt Braunohler’s #Roustabout Exploits on Instagram

    Get wet for goats!

    Last week, we told you about comedian Kurt Braunohler's plan to ride a jet ski from Chicago to New Orleans to help poor families in Africa. The trip is already underway, and he's been Instagramming it the whole time. You can follow his exploits for yourself, but if you need some convincing here are some of our favorites so far:

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  7. Monday Cute: I Don’t Say This Lightly, But I Think This Is the Cutest Baby Goat I’ve Ever Seen

    Awwwwww

    Frostie the Snow Goat from Edgar's Mission Farm Sanctuary on Vimeo.

    You may know that since I started doing my Vikings visual recaps I've considered myself something of an expert on baby goats. Not that I am one, but that I consider myself one. So when I say this video of Frostie the baby goat learning to walk with his little baby goat wheelchair/cart thing is the cutest baby goat video in the history of baby goat videos, you can at least trust that I truly believe I am telling you the truth. (via: The Huffington Post) Previously in Goats

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  8. Kurt Braunohler Wants to Jet Ski From Chicago to New Orleans to “Get Wet for Goats” and Fight Hunger

    Plus the weirdest goat GIF we've ever made!

    Comedian Kurt Braunohler wants to help fight hunger, and he's doing it the only way he knows how -- public absurdity. In a new Comedy Central webseries, Braunohler will attempt to jet ski from Chicago to New Orleans to sent 500 goats and 1,000 chicken to hungry families in Africa. Check out his video.

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  9. Goats Sing the Game of Thrones Theme Song and Butcher It Completely Like Everything Else Goats Touch

    The honest obnoxiousness of goats can even bring levity to Game of Thrones.

    Goats are the walking paradox of the animal kingdom. They make everything better by ruining everything, and "Game of Goats" proves that fact by letting goats sing along to the Game of Thrones theme song and completely destroy it.

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  10. Goats Scream the Game of Thrones Theme Song

    Look, video maker, I can tell that at a certain point you just let this video descend into a mash of clips of yelling goats, and also that one of them is a sheep, and I want to call you on that. I also want you to know that I don't care, because yelling goats. So learn from that what you will. If goats aren't your speed, Geekosystem has Game of Thrones theme kittens, so long as you understand that you are picking the lesser animal option.

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