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  1. Update: Sex Geckos on Russian Space Satellite All Reported Dead

    This isn't very sexy at all.

    If you, like us, have been gleefully following the story of the fornicating gecko-filled satellite that briefly lost contact with Earth a few months ago, then we've got bad news for you: According to Roskosmos space agency, all the geckos on the satellite have gone to that big lizard orgy in the sky.

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  2. John Oliver Celebrates Humanity’s Triumph Over Sexy Lizards With #WeGotThoseGeckos

    Today, we are canceling the apocalypse!

    Here is John Oliver with the definitive update on humanity's recapture of the randy reptile receptacle.

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  3. Russia’s Sexy Space Geckos Memorialized Forever In Fantastic Poster

    Teeny-tiny Gecko voices: "You can't take the skies from us!"

    Last week we brought to your attention the most important thing to happen to journalism since Johannes Gutenberg cobbled together the printing press: Russia sent a quintet of geckos into space to study the effects of zero-gravity on lizard boinking (ooooh yeah), the reptilian Romeos mutinied (that's the story I'm going with) and satellite Foton-M4 and its copulating cargo went rogue.

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  4. Real-Life Headline Alert: Russia Has Lost Control Of a Sex Satellite Filled With Geckos

    Don't go getting any bright ideas, astronauts.

    Last Saturday Russia's Institute of Medico-Biological Problems launched a Foton-M4 satellite filled with five geckos into orbit so that the people of earth would know how reptile booty is impacted by zero-gravity. Unfortunately, the cold-blooded casanovas had a different plan: due to a technical glitch (or possible mutiny) the orbiting orgy has gone rogue.

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  5. Uguard Resin Skin Lets Your iPhone Cling to Glass

    There are plenty of iPhone cases out there that boast some impressive features. We've got bulletproof iPhone cases, and self-defense iPhone cases that work well, and some that probably don't. But how about an iPhone case that lets you mount your device on the nearest glass surfaces for, uh, whatever you might want to do that for? That's what the Uguard Resin Skin can do. With the power of resin, the Uguard skin can temporarily mount your iPhone to a window like a gecko, no residue, no sticky stuff.

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  6. Gecko-Inspired Adhesive Can Support the Weight of a Full-Grown Man

    As you may be aware, geckos are really, really good at sticking to stuff. What's more, they do it naturally without any sort of traditionally sticky substance involved.  You know, the kind of annoying sticky substances involved with most man-made things that are made (by men) to stick things to other things. Of course, there's a lot to be gained from harnessing the power of the gecko: Robots that can climb walls, removable wall and ceiling fixtures, and of course, non-sticky tape that can support the weight of a full grown man. With that last one in mind, a group of scientists from the University of Kiel, led by Stanislav Gorb, appear to be living the dream.

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  7. Huge Gecko Helps His Friend Survive a Snake Attack [Video]

    Not only are both geckos much larger than you probably thought geckos to be, but one of them is the best gecko friend any gecko could have and saves his buddy from a snake attack.

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