I don't want to be the bearer of bad news, but there are children born after the final episodes of Freaks and Geeks
aired, following a fan campaign to get three unaired episodes onto television, who are probably already preparing for their Bar and Bat Mitzvot.
Look... I'll just leave you with some of the pictures from Vanity Fair's photoshoot. There are lots more at their gallery, and they've also got a bunch of never before seen set pictures, a history of the show from the actors and creators, and creator Paul Feig
explaining what would have happened in the never-made season two.