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  1. Chinese Restaurant Lets Beautiful People Eat Free, Reinforces Society’s Beauty Bubble Standards

    Paging Dr. Drew.

    If you're feeling particularly self-confident, there's a restaurant that will literally subject your face to a panel of judges and if they find your face aesthetically pleasing, they'll grant you a free meal. You bubble dwellers will have to go all the way to China to get your free food, but at least your Chinese is probably as good as Jack Donaghy and Dr. Drew Baird's French.

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  2. If Spoiled Food Is Bad for Us, Why Do We Also Love It So Much?

    Because microbes help us get cultured!

    Aside from some microbes being able to kill us and some being harmless, what's the difference between "spoiled" food that we eat and the kind that we don't? It's all a matter of taste (and sometimes texture).

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  3. Watch a Pair of Stupid Americans Try The Foods of Doctor Who

    Spoiler alert: DO NOT EAT FISH FINGERS AND CUSTARD.

    Join two "stupid Americans" as they try out various foods talked about in Doctor Who, including Jammie Dodges, Jelly Babies, porridge with salt, and, of course, fish fingers and custard.

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  4. Things We Saw Today: One Person Cosplays Every Johnny Depp Character Because Why Not?

    Captain Ichabod Scissorhands at your service.

    Somebody went to incredibly great lengths to get all the costume pieces together to cosplay as every Johnny Depp character. At least that difficulty was probably balanced out by the fact that 90% of them are basically the same. *Ducks and covers.*

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  5. Man Who Invented The Pringles Can Is Now Buried In One

    Top that, string cheese dude.

    Disclaimer: this story, much like the Pringles now growing beards under your couch, is a little old. But as anyone familiar with popping vs. stopping standards will understand, there is no statute of limitations on weird junk food burial news. Plus, I just really like saying "potato coffin."

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  6. Things We Saw Today: Who Just Said “Skull-Shaped Pizza Rolls”?

    It's so beautiful.

    OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.

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  7. Japan’s Burger King Introduces “Kuro Burger” With Black Cheese, Buns, and Sauce

    ./' I see a burger and I want it painted black ./'

    God, would you get a look at the sad state of fast food products these days, with their stupid preppy yellow cheese and their red ketchup? They're such conformists. If you consider yourself beyond all that gross consumerism, then Japan's Burger King has the perfect thing for you to rebel against those other sandwich-sheeple while still getting to actually participate in gross consumerism anyway.

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  8. Learn How to Make Baby Groot Cupcakes That Are So Cute You’ll Feel Like a Monster Eating Them

    But can he dance?

    JK Denim from Koalipops makes these baby Groot cupcakes look remarkably easy to whip up. Which I still won't do, because I'm lazy as hell. If it takes more effort than canned soup, cold cuts, chips and dip, or going to a diner, I proooobably won't do it. I'm not proud.

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  9. Did You Ever Think, “There Should Be A Hannibal Cookbook?” Well NBC Is Making One.

    Damn, I'm out of fava beans!

    I personally have never had such a thought. Nope. Never.

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  10. New Japanese Pizza Hut Campaign Imagines Cats As Employees

    At last, a perfect outlet for all our Samurai Pizza Cat jokes!

    Never before have I seen a web series so accurately depict the misanthropic ennui that comes with being a part of of the food service industry as Japan's Pizza Hut chain has in their latest campaign. "But the cats aren't doing anything," you're probably saying. "They're just sitting there with little kitty scowls on their faces!" Yes, and if you've ever worked behind a counter, you know that this is exactly what your soul feels like when you're back there: a bored, scowling cat. Genius.

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