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Fifty Shades of Grey

  1. Gillian Anderson Looking for Love, “Gender Irrelevant.” Have Mercy.


    "I’m leaning towards the idea that it’s time for somebody to be brave enough to ask me out."

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  2. Director Sam Taylor-Johnson Leaving Fifty Shades Franchise (If Only Everyone Else Would, Too)

    "I cannot kill the beast from the inside. I have tried."

    Citing regret over creating a monster (I'm assuming), director Sam Taylor-Johnson revealed to Deadline yesterday that she will not be directing another Fifty Shades movie.

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  3. Fifty Shades of Wayne Is the Fifty Shades/Batman Parody We Deserve

    "I'm fifty shades of THE NIGHT."

    So this is an American Psycho sequel, right?

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  4. Teen Charged With Raping Fellow Student Told Police He Was “Re-enacting” Fifty Shades of Grey

    Trigger warning for rape and abuse.

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  5. Fifty Shades of Grey‘s Female Director May Leave Franchise, Universal Not Promising Any Sequels

    My tastes are very...singular. As in one. As in just the lone film, please, thank-you.

    Take all of this with a male-ego-sized grain of salt, but according to new reports those Fifty Shades of Grey sequels may be less officially-official than we originally thought--and if the series does return to spread its vile seed in theaters again, it may come with a new director.

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  6. Fifty Shades Of Grey Broke Box Office Records, Is Biggest Opening Weekend for Female Director

    It also broke most of our faith in humanity, sadly.

    Let's play a fun numbers game! Fifty Shades of Grey made $81.7 million on its opening weekend, which according to a 2010 census is almost the exact population of Germany. You could buy a Kinder chocolate bar for every single person living in Germany and probably still have a bunch left over. In fact, we should just do that.

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  7. I Dated Christian Grey: How Women Are Groomed For Abuse

    Fifty Shades of Nah.

    I met him my sophomore year in college. Tall, dark, handsome, popular, talented, articulate, and immensely charming, I formed a crush on him almost instantly. But, I knew to my marrow that someone like me could never be with someone like him. I didn’t move in his celestial spheres; I wasn’t worthy of his time or attention. I knew myself to be beneath him.

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  8. We Need To Talk About The Recent Exploitation Of Female Submission In Film

    And probably avoid seeing both 50 Shades and The Boy Next Door.

    Women have always been the objectified focal point of film.

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  9. Review: I Sat Through Fifty Shades of Grey, And Now I Thirst for Male Tears

    Although I'd like to think that everyone viewing or reading Fifty Shades of Grey does so with critical distance, that seems awfully optimistic when I remember how 19-year-old Carolyn didn't think twice about Christian Grey's patently abusive behavior, or when I consider how the little-Twilight-fanfic-that-could has created an unhealthy and inaccurate popular perception of kink.

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  10. This Fifty Shades of Buscemi Mashup Is Restoring Some of My Faith in Humanity

    You bet your keister I'm gonna get a piece of that pie.

    Thoughtful critical analysis of Fifty Shades' problematic aspects can only accomplish so much—at a certain point, the only way to effectively highlight the preposterousness of the movie's central relationship might be Steve Buscemi in an aviator hat.

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