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Fifty Shades of Grey

  1. It Gets Weirder: Turns Out That DOMino’s Pizza Ad Wasn’t “Authorized”

    Someone's going to get a spanking for this.

    Jill would like you all to know that when she first saw this tweet, she thought Domino's was doubling down and making a badly worded joke about dom-style punishment. Turns out, that's not really their thing after all!

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  2. Ad for Domino’s Sriracha Pizza Features Your Tongue in Full Bondage Gear, Has Implications

    Holy f***. Sweet mother of all...Cheese.

    Hey thanks, Domino's! I hadn't thought about being penetrated by a pizza even once yet today!

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  3. 50 Shades Won’t Include The Infamous Tampon Scene, So Here, Have This Fan Re-Creation

    Holy f***. Sweet mother of all... Jeez.

    Here's the thing about 50 Shades of Grey. If you're going to make the horrible source material into a film, you might as well go all the way, right? Sadly, the filmmakers have decided to omit a crucial scene from the film - the tampon scene. One fan won't let that stand, however, and has seen fit to create the scene in all its CG glory.

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  4. Fifty Shades of Grey is the Fastest Selling R-Rated Movie in Fandango History

    See, I took a screenshot of Fandango's front page and turned the saturation all the way down, it's a joke.

    We're now at the T-minus one month until the release of Fifty Shades of Grey (I know you're all counting the days), and that means that tickets for the movie went up on Fandango for preorder recently. Want to hear how it's doing?

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  5. 10 Female-Directed Movies to Look Forward to in 2015

    Feat. Channing Tatum with elf ears

    Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens isn't the only movie coming out in 2015. (Though it might as well be, in my heart of hearts. Moses is going to a galaxy far far away! *sob*) These 10 offerings from female directors are hitting theaters as well, and you should keep 'em on your radar. There will be a quiz later.

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  6. 50 Shades Receives Official Rating, Jamie Dornan Elaborates on His Butthead Sex Dungeon Remarks

    He uses the words "hoo-hah."

    "In the course of researching this character, I have seen the reality very closely. I can tell you from an alarmingly first-hand perspective it's not altogether sexy."

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  7. Fifty Shades‘ Jamie Dornan Visited a Sex Dungeon and Was a Total Butt About It

    Do not squick another's squee, sir. Especially when that squee is making you bank.

    In a recent interview with Elle, Fifty Shades star and Actor Hero Jamie Dornan revealed that he visited a real-life sex dungeon in preparation for his role as Christian Grey, where he was alternatively grossed-out and bored despite being nicely given some refreshments beforehand. NOT COOL, DUDE.

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  8. Australian Gamers Challenge Target’s GTAV Removal By Launching Ridiculous Counter-Protests

    Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

    Remember a few days ago when Target Australia announced it would no longer be stocking Grand Theft Auto V on its shelves? Now there are several new petitions, presumably from people who are angry with the original decision, advocating that Target get rid of other things, too—like its name and logo, for example, which "encourage people to aim at and shoot things." Can't make this stuff up, folks.

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  9. Word Is the Fifty Shades Movie’s Sex Scenes Are Being Reshot Because They’re Just Not Sexy Enough!

    Holy f***. Sweet mother of all... Jeez.

    It looks like the sex scenes for Fifty Shades of Grey are being reshot because the on-screen bone-town chemistry currently has all the believability of the feather duster in the opening credits of Downton Abbey.

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  10. Bad Photoshop Theater Presents: 10 Movies Benedict Cumberbatch Hasn’t Been Rumored For

    YET.

    Benedict. Cumberbatch. Is. Everywhere. Sherlock. Star Trek. The Hobbit. That Oscarbait biopic that's going to make you cry. And if he's not there, he at one point was rumored to be there, as in the cases of Star Wars, Doctor Strange, and Batman v Superman. But there are still some movies that he hasn't been linked to, because even Mr. Working-On-10-Different-Projects-At-a-Time can't do everything. Here are ten of them.

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