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Fifty Shades of Grey

  1. Bad Photoshop Theater Presents: 10 Movies Benedict Cumberbatch Hasn’t Been Rumored For

    YET.

    Benedict. Cumberbatch. Is. Everywhere. Sherlock. Star Trek. The Hobbit. That Oscarbait biopic that's going to make you cry. And if he's not there, he at one point was rumored to be there, as in the cases of Star Wars, Doctor Strange, and Batman v Superman. But there are still some movies that he hasn't been linked to, because even Mr. Working-On-10-Different-Projects-At-a-Time can't do everything. Here are ten of them.

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  2. Adorable Kittens Actually Make the Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer Fun to Watch

    "Look at my abs!"

    Kittens make everything better! Well, in the case of the Fifty Shades of Grey trailer, maybe "better" isn't the right terminology, because I don't want to imply that the real trailer was actually good. This one from Pet Collective sure is, though.

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  3. Proposed Title For Chuck Palahniuk’s Next Book: “There Isn’t Enough Entertainment For Men Club”

    And other bad, bad things.

    I feel safe calling Fight Club a "dude book." It can certainly be enjoyed by anyone but it was also clearly targeted at men. And that's perfectly fine. But when author Chuck Palahniuk took part in a Tumblr Q&A recently to promote his new book, he said a few things about what's out there "for the menz" which have us tilting our heads.

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  4. Things We Saw Today: Mirror Art Takes Selfies to a New Level by Way of Doodled Warp Zone

    It's-a Mirrorsme!

    Ah, the bathroom mirror selfie. We meet again. This time, though, Mirrorsme has taken the much reviled method of self portrait and actually made it pretty awesome by drawing herself into scenes from games, movies, and other fun locations. Avoid all the "Mirror Selfie as Art" think pieces and just look at her awesome doodles.

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  5. We Figured Out How to Improve the 50 Shades Trailer—Add Judgmental Cartoon Characters

    Some times I write about srs bsns. Other times there's this.

    Or usually judgmental cartoon characters, Batman. Stop encouraging this.

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  6. The Slow Motion Train Wreck That Is the 50 Shades of Grey Movie Has a Trailer Now

    Is it just me or does this have all the same beats of a horror movie trailer?

    I struggled with the use of the phrase "slow motion train wreck" for this title. Train wreck implies that at some point there at least existed a functioning machine at the heart of the thing.

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  7. Captain Underpants Needs More Censorship than an Erotic Adult Novel Because that Makes Total Sense

    "pee-pee??" Oh, the horror!

    Captain Underpants, a graphic novel intended for children, holds the #1 spot for the most challenged book for two years in a row-- beating E.L. James Fifty Shades of Grey, which ranked #4. Yup, a comic about an imagined superhero who prefers to not wear any pants is a lot more raunchy than awful descriptions of porn.

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  8. Things We Saw Today: Dress Like Six From Battlestar Galactica

    Things We Saw Today

    ATTN: Battlestar Galactica fans/coslpayers/fans of swanky clothes: Anovos Productions has introduced their new Six line, which includes the famous red dress and the jewelry she wears with it. The pair will set you back $320 plus shipping, though, so maybe just do what you have been doing. (Fashionably Geek)

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  9. Things We Saw Today: Doctor Who Lady Cassandra Cosplay

    Things We Saw Today

    This is Hannah Bockenfeld at last month's Chicago TARDIS. Via an e-mail from her father Don: "She did all the work on her costume except for cutting the styrofoam and drilling holes in the PVC pipe. She even put the grommets in Cassandra's skin (ouch)." Now that is (wait for it) moist impressive. Lauren Rapciak has more pictures from the con.

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  10. Things We Saw Today: A Wine-o-Saur

    Things We Saw Today

    Alternatively, a dino wino. (For sale at Uncommon Goods, via That's Nerdalicious)

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