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Fifty Shades of Grey

  1. Fifty Shades‘ Jamie Dornan Visited a Sex Dungeon and Was a Total Butt About It

    Do not squick another's squee, sir. Especially when that squee is making you bank.

    In a recent interview with Elle, Fifty Shades star and Actor Hero Jamie Dornan revealed that he visited a real-life sex dungeon in preparation for his role as Christian Grey, where he was alternatively grossed-out and bored despite being nicely given some refreshments beforehand. NOT COOL, DUDE.

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  2. Australian Gamers Challenge Target’s GTAV Removal By Launching Ridiculous Counter-Protests

    Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

    Remember a few days ago when Target Australia announced it would no longer be stocking Grand Theft Auto V on its shelves? Now there are several new petitions, presumably from people who are angry with the original decision, advocating that Target get rid of other things, too—like its name and logo, for example, which "encourage people to aim at and shoot things." Can't make this stuff up, folks.

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  3. Word Is the Fifty Shades Movie’s Sex Scenes Are Being Reshot Because They’re Just Not Sexy Enough!

    Holy f***. Sweet mother of all... Jeez.

    It looks like the sex scenes for Fifty Shades of Grey are being reshot because the on-screen bone-town chemistry currently has all the believability of the feather duster in the opening credits of Downton Abbey.

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  4. Bad Photoshop Theater Presents: 10 Movies Benedict Cumberbatch Hasn’t Been Rumored For

    YET.

    Benedict. Cumberbatch. Is. Everywhere. Sherlock. Star Trek. The Hobbit. That Oscarbait biopic that's going to make you cry. And if he's not there, he at one point was rumored to be there, as in the cases of Star Wars, Doctor Strange, and Batman v Superman. But there are still some movies that he hasn't been linked to, because even Mr. Working-On-10-Different-Projects-At-a-Time can't do everything. Here are ten of them.

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  5. Adorable Kittens Actually Make the Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer Fun to Watch

    "Look at my abs!"

    Kittens make everything better! Well, in the case of the Fifty Shades of Grey trailer, maybe "better" isn't the right terminology, because I don't want to imply that the real trailer was actually good. This one from Pet Collective sure is, though.

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  6. Proposed Title For Chuck Palahniuk’s Next Book: “There Isn’t Enough Entertainment For Men Club”

    And other bad, bad things.

    I feel safe calling Fight Club a "dude book." It can certainly be enjoyed by anyone but it was also clearly targeted at men. And that's perfectly fine. But when author Chuck Palahniuk took part in a Tumblr Q&A recently to promote his new book, he said a few things about what's out there "for the menz" which have us tilting our heads.

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  7. Things We Saw Today: Mirror Art Takes Selfies to a New Level by Way of Doodled Warp Zone

    It's-a Mirrorsme!

    Ah, the bathroom mirror selfie. We meet again. This time, though, Mirrorsme has taken the much reviled method of self portrait and actually made it pretty awesome by drawing herself into scenes from games, movies, and other fun locations. Avoid all the "Mirror Selfie as Art" think pieces and just look at her awesome doodles.

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  8. We Figured Out How to Improve the 50 Shades Trailer—Add Judgmental Cartoon Characters

    Some times I write about srs bsns. Other times there's this.

    Or usually judgmental cartoon characters, Batman. Stop encouraging this.

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  9. The Slow Motion Train Wreck That Is the 50 Shades of Grey Movie Has a Trailer Now

    Is it just me or does this have all the same beats of a horror movie trailer?

    I struggled with the use of the phrase "slow motion train wreck" for this title. Train wreck implies that at some point there at least existed a functioning machine at the heart of the thing.

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  10. Captain Underpants Needs More Censorship than an Erotic Adult Novel Because that Makes Total Sense

    "pee-pee??" Oh, the horror!

    Captain Underpants, a graphic novel intended for children, holds the #1 spot for the most challenged book for two years in a row-- beating E.L. James Fifty Shades of Grey, which ranked #4. Yup, a comic about an imagined superhero who prefers to not wear any pants is a lot more raunchy than awful descriptions of porn.

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