We at The Mary Sue generally don't cover stories about gossip and celebrities. No, we cover the stories, the storytellers, the artists, the creative minds of our generation and those of generations past. But this rumor about Angelina Jolie
beng considered to direct a movie adaptation of the glorious Twilight
fanfic smutfest Fifty Shades of Grey
. I mean, we know who Angelina Jolie is, right? The lady who made her directorial debut in a movie about the Bosnian war that was filmed in Bosnian and Serbo-Croatian, who generally spends her personal time in treehouses around the globe bringing the world's attention to all the disasters we've been ignoring ... yeah, that lady is probably not going to direct a BDSM movie. But let's make fun of the people who think she might!