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Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson

  1. Is The Rock an Animorph? Discuss

    IMPORTANTNEWSIMPORTANTNEWSIMPORTANTNEWS

    God bless the good people of the Internet for noticing this.

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  2. The Flash Solo Film Wants Phil Lord and Chris Miller; Furious 7‘s James Wan May Direct The Rock Again in Shazam

    The Flash and the Furious.

    Take these rumors with a grain of salt the size of The Rock's neck.

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  3. Here’s a Full Video of The Rock Lip Syncing “Shake It Off.” God Bless America.

    LL Cool J bobbing in the background, all happy as a clam

    I can't even muster the bitterness to make fun of Spike TV (the channel for men!) right now. It has all been Rocked out of me.

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  4. The Rock Officially Signs on for Disney’s Moana, is Stoked to Show off His Singing Skills

    Well, this is adorable news! Disney's Moana has its first official cast member, and boy is he excited.

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  5. Furious 7 Review: Vroom Vroom, Beep Beep, F*** Yeah

    10/10, would Furious again.

    If you were to tell me that I would love a movie where the most frequently recurring shots are of Jason Statham looking bored and the part of a lady's bottom where her legs meet her butt, I wouldn't believe you. But there's way more to the Fast and the Furious franchise (and Furious 7 in particular) than meets the furious eye.

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  6. Behold, The Rock As A Violent Muscle-Bound Bambi For SNL

    Feat. deer puns.

    With Cinderella in theaters and the Emma Watson-starring Beauty and the Beast all stocked up, a lot of us have Disney's live-action fairytale adaptations at the back of our minds.

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  7. Things We Saw Today: The Rock As All of Fraggle Rock‘s Doozers

    ROCK YOUR CARES AWAY

    Our Dear Departed Rebecca Pahle lists seven movie remakes that need to cast The Rock over at Pajiba. Attention, Joseph Gordon-Levitt!

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  8. Good Morning, Here Is a Brief Moment of The Rock Lip Syncing Taylor Swift’s “Shake It Off’

    Haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate.

    A real thing that is happening this April is that LL Cool J is hosting a Tonight Show spin-off called Lip Sync Battle, which I would normally find preposterous except here is a trailer featuring The Rock lip syncing TSwift, so I'm probably going to need to watch the premiere live.

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  9. Start Your Day The Right Way With The Rock In A New San Andreas Trailer

    We will Rock you.

    Because The Rock is the right way to start every day.

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  10. Why There Probably Won’t Be a Dredd Sequel (Unless They Can Hire The Rock)

    "The guy who dresses up like The Crow is going to give you a lesson in film finance."

    Adi Shankar's been in the public eye a bit more than usual thanks to the Power/Rangers fan film he produced, but he's got a lot of awesome genre cred going for him in other places—including as a producer for Dredd, AKA The One Where Karl Urban Makes a Grumpy Cat Face For 90 Minutes. So why hasn't this legitimately good film gotten a sequel greenlit? Because of France. DAMN YOU, FRANCE.

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  11. Looks Like DC Comics Just Confirmed a Shared Universe For Warner Bros’ Superhero Films

    Were you hoping you'd see The Rock punch Henry Cavill in the face? You just might get your chance.

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  12. Princess Benedict Sparklefists and More: The Mary Sue’s Favorite Photoshops of 2014

    Whoops, our hands slipped.

    Here at The Mary Sue, we try to report on all the news that's fit to geek out about in comics, gaming, pop culture, science, and more. But c'mooon. Let's not kid ourselves here. You all tune in because you want to see our ridiculous photoshop skills, right? Screw having nuanced, critically-minded opinions when we can just throw a picture of '90s Dwayne Johnson wherever we want and call it a day, right? Yeah, you get us.

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  13. This is The Rock Singing “Here Comes Santa Claus” In a Festive Onesie.

    "This is for Hugh jackman!"

    I think this is all best viewed with no context.

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  14. Dwayne Johnson Thinks Black Adam Will Have “Wonderful Charm,” We Are Inclined to Agree

    Hmm, why ever might Black Adam be so charming, we wonder?

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  15. Things We Saw Today: Johnny Bravo Is the Mockingjay

    Conspiracy?!

    Here, let the Internet tweak the way you look at this symbol of movie-protest: Apparently the Mockingjay pin from The Hunger Games looks a heck of a lot like Johnny Bravo holding an arrow. I would like to request that people send me any crossover fan fictions that have happened in relation to this.

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  16. The Trailer For The Rock’s San Andreas Is No One’s Fault

    Yeah I did.

    This is a post about The Rock, and it includes a pun in the title, because some days we here at The Mary Sue just really miss Rebecca Pahle. So have this trailer for San Andreas, which appears to be a movie coming out on May 29 about the Rock saving his daughter from an earthquake with a helicopter. I will go see it.

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  17. Dorkly Chooses Some of the Best Pictures Ever to Be Taken on Splash Mountain

    Ok, technically we've posted this particular entry from Dorkly's "The 25 Greatest Pictures Ever Taken On Splash Mountain" but if you ask me to choose from a group of pictures and that group of pictures includes one of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, there's no contest.

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  18. The Rock Is Going To Star In A Baywatch Movie. Yes, That’s What I Said.

    The Hoff could not be reached for comment.

    Ok. Let's get nuts.

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  19. Movie Exec Says Shazam Will Be “Fun.” Somewhere, Superman Is Crying.

    Good. Because I was about to pull out the people's elbow.

    Not gonna lie, this is a huge relief.

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  20. [UPDATED] Dwayne Johnson Announces He’s Playing The Villainous Black Adam For Warner Bros On Twitter

    BRB DYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.

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