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Dwarf Your Cares Away, Smaug is for Another Day, Let the Hobbits Play, Dwarves in Fraggle Rock

by Susana Polo | 2:22 pm, February 25th, 2013

I thought it might be nice if, instead of a dragon, the Dwarves found Fraggles in their mountain. And they became friends and sang songs and ate radishes. And nobody had to die.

Bonus Wembly and Dwalin below.

A Dwarf Identification Flow Chart

by Susana Polo | 1:15 pm, December 11th, 2012

Don’t lie. You need this. I need this, and I write about this stuff for a living.

Previously in The Hobbit

The Hobbit Is Still Releasing TV Spots

by Susana Polo | 9:27 am, December 11th, 2012

“What, still?” you say.

“Yup,” I respond.

“But the movie comes out three days from now,” you insist.

“Yeah, but it’s nearly three hours long, they couldn’t possibly show us the whole thing just in commercials before then. They can only try.”

Here’s All the Footage From Every The Hobbit Ad, Arranged Chronologically in One Video

by Susana Polo | 12:11 pm, November 20th, 2012

Joatmonjb has done us a great favor today. The Youtube user has taken all of the footage revealed in The Hobbit‘s TV spots and trailers, and reordered it in as close to the order those clips will appear in the movie as we can tell. Sure, it make for a seven minute film that’s mostly dwarves sitting around and eating Bilbo’s food, but just think of it as a Thanksgiving tie in.

(via Bleeding Cool.)

17 Character Posters from The Hobbit Is A Lot of Character Posters

by Susana Polo | 1:15 pm, November 2nd, 2012

But not one of Stephen Colbert!

How Many Dwarves Can You Fit On A Hobbit Poster?

by Jill Pantozzi | 2:24 pm, September 27th, 2012

This new poster for The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey is almost as packed as a wine barrel leaving Mirkwood. Those dwarves giving the “sexy-eyes” really stand out from the crowd, don’t they?

(via Empire)

Previously in The Hobbit

Billy Connolly Joins Cast of The Hobbit

by Susana Polo | 11:04 am, February 9th, 2012

You know, I’d assumed that the cast of The Hobbit movies was just about solid, but I suppose I’d reckoned without the movie’s overwhelming need to find weathered older men to play approximately five billion dwarves.

Am I complaining? Nope.

Behind The Scenes Pics From The Hobbit

by Susana Polo | 11:49 am, December 23rd, 2011

Yes Martin just stand on this box yes this box right here and look vaguely apprehensive and confused for three hours now we’ll cut in twenty minutes of old Gollum footage in the middle and basically that’s The Hobbit, yeah? Three hours of the Hobbit; i.e., you; so what could anyone complain about?

We Only Have One Year Until The Hobbit

by Susana Polo | 10:23 am, December 14th, 2011

I said it earlier this summer when Harry Potter was wrapping up, in a moment of pure old-lady-sitting-on-a-porch unfairness, that my high-school-experience-defining movie series was coming back with all the same production personas, plus ten years of advancements in special effects, for two more movies so there.

And you know what, I stand by that. The Hobbit comes out in a year, on December 14th 2012 (just cutting in six days before the Mayan apocalypse) and fittingly, the production has released its first official plot synopsis. As if you needed to know.