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Disney Characters as Warriors of Azeroth

LiberLibelula‘s redesign of Snow White as if she were a World of Warcraft character would explain why she hung out with all those dwarven men. But there are six other redesigns for you to check out in this gallery. For the rest of Liber’s art, check out her DeviantArt page!

…okay, but also, Pocahontas is totally a Night Elf Druid, Stitch is a Goblin, the Beast is a Worgen Warrior, Merida is a Dwarf Hunter, and Ariel is a Human.

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There And Back Again

How to Braid Your (Long) Hair into a Gimli Beard

Middle school English teacher Marcella Clinard used this costume to threaten her students with a good axing if they didn’t read The Lord of the Rings. And she’s willing to tell other people who are long of hair and short of beard how to do the same.

(via Neatorama.)

Previously in How To

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Peanut Butter and Chocolate

Dwarf Your Cares Away, Smaug is for Another Day, Let the Hobbits Play, Dwarves in Fraggle Rock

Writes Euclase:

I thought it might be nice if, instead of a dragon, the Dwarves found Fraggles in their mountain. And they became friends and sang songs and ate radishes. And nobody had to die.

Bonus Wembly and Dwalin below.

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Questions! Questions That Need Answering

A Dwarf Identification Flow Chart

Don’t lie. You need this. I need this, and I write about this stuff for a living.

Previously in The Hobbit

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All this has happened before...

The Hobbit Is Still Releasing TV Spots

“What, still?” you say.

“Yup,” I respond.

“But the movie comes out three days from now,” you insist.

“Yeah, but it’s nearly three hours long, they couldn’t possibly show us the whole thing just in commercials before then. They can only try.”

It is a gift!

Here’s All the Footage From Every The Hobbit Ad, Arranged Chronologically in One Video

Joatmonjb has done us a great favor today. The Youtube user has taken all of the footage revealed in The Hobbit‘s TV spots and trailers, and reordered it in as close to the order those clips will appear in the movie as we can tell. Sure, it make for a seven minute film that’s mostly dwarves sitting around and eating Bilbo’s food, but just think of it as a Thanksgiving tie in.

(via Bleeding Cool.)

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There And Back Again

17 Character Posters from The Hobbit Is A Lot of Character Posters

But not one of Stephen Colbert!

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There And Back Again

How Many Dwarves Can You Fit On A Hobbit Poster?

This new poster for The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey is almost as packed as a wine barrel leaving Mirkwood. Those dwarves giving the “sexy-eyes” really stand out from the crowd, don’t they?

(via Empire)

Previously in The Hobbit 

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There And Back Again

Billy Connolly Joins Cast of The Hobbit

You know, I’d assumed that the cast of The Hobbit movies was just about solid, but I suppose I’d reckoned without the movie’s overwhelming need to find weathered older men to play approximately five billion dwarves.

Am I complaining? Nope.

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There And Back Again

Behind The Scenes Pics From The Hobbit

Yes Martin just stand on this box yes this box right here and look vaguely apprehensive and confused for three hours now we’ll cut in twenty minutes of old Gollum footage in the middle and basically that’s The Hobbit, yeah? Three hours of the Hobbit; i.e., you; so what could anyone complain about?

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