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  1. Don’t Worry, Humans, Fish Are Silly Drunks Too

    All right, bud, I'm calling you a crab!

    Do you "drink like a fish?" Then according to a study published this week in the journal of Alcoholism: Clinical and Experimental Research, you might be a negative influence on everyone around you. New research reveals the impact that alcohol has on schools of zebrafish, and it sounds...familiar.

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  2. What Are The World’s Heaviest-Drinking Nations?

    Yay 'Murica, I guess.

    The World Health Organization has released its Global status report on alcohol and health 2014, and as the name suggests, it's kind of a bummer. Severity of alcohol related diseases aside, however, it does have some interesting insights. The United States didn't even make the "top ten", so good for us, I think?

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  3. West Des Moines Police Department Shows Off Killer Photoshop Skills to Warn You Not to Drink and Drive

    We hope their sketch artist is better than this.

    Don't drink and drive or you might turn into a weird sad looking stick person and go to jail. At least that's the message we're taking away from this image posted to the West Des Moines police department's Facebook page yesterday as a warning to St. Patrick's Day drinkers. Seriously though, don't drink and drive.

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  4. Pregnant Women Who Drink Wine Have Better Behaved Kids, But Not Because of the Alcohol

    Was this study done by thirsty pregnant women?

    There's certainly evidence to show that drinking too much during pregnancy is bad, but counter to that, a new study found that women who drank one glass of wine per week during pregnancy had better behaved children than teetotallers. That's not an invitation to start drinking if you're pregnant. Read on.

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  5. Know the Facts About AAA’s “Tipsy Tow” Program Before You Get Drunk on New Year’s Eve

    This shouldn't be anyone's first plan anyway.

    We've noticed a lot of people sharing information and misinformation about AAA's "Tipsy Tow" program on social media leading up to New Year's Eve, so we thought we'd do our part to clear things up. They'll tow you and your car home for free, but it's not available everywhere. Here's how to find out if it's available in your area.

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  6. Geekosystem Podcast Episode 13 “Elfnog”

    We're day-drinking at work for science!

    It's our Christmas episode! We decided to celebrate by determining what liquor tastes best in eggnog with an "experiment." Sometimes experiments mean drinking at work. We're also joined again by Weekend Editor Sam Maggs to talk about our Editors' Picks for this week.

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  7. Woman Wins National Beer Contest For The First Time In 30 Years– I’ll Drink To That

    Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

    Beer may seem like a man's game, but one Sacramento woman is proving them wrong: Annie Johnson, a California homebrewer, just took home an award for "Homebrewer of the Year," "Best in Category," and "Best in Show" for her light lager.

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  8. You Will Be Wibbly Wobbly After Playing the Doctor Who Drinking Game [VIDEO]

    Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey Stuff

    If you decide to play the Doctor Who drinking game just remember, you can't cross your own timeline to go back and tell yourself not to play the Doctor Who drinking game. (via io9) Are you following The Mary Sue on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, & Google +?

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  9. We Might Not Need Chemistry-Inspired Glassware, But We Sure Do Want Chemistry-Inspired Glassware

    You can just order beakers from a laboratory supply store and drink from those, but these are classier.

    Remember in high school chemistry class when your teacher repeatedly stressed in no uncertain terms that you shouldn't drink from the beakers, but how you really, really wanted to? Well now you can! Or at least that's what designer Marshall Jamshidi is hoping to make happen. He has a Kickstarter up for his set of scientifically inspired glassware called Periodic TableWare, and we now pine for it -- or whatever the scientific version of pining for something is.

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  10. If You Drink and Drive in Minneapolis or St. Paul Your Name Will End Up on Twitter

    We all know the usual consequences of drinking and driving (see: Death), but the Department of Public Safety in the cities of Minneapolis and St. Paul wants to add another one -- shame. They're stepping up enforcement of drunk driving laws this weekend, and they'll be tweeting out the names of all the people they arrest for driving while intoxicated.

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