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  1. Things We Saw Today: A Painted Leather Bag End Bag Fit For Any Baggins

    There and bag again?

    Baby got bag?

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  2. Monday Cute: Blanky the French Bulldog Is a Modern Day Sisyphus

    The struggle (to get the ball off the couch) is real.

    Meet Blanky the French Bulldog. Blanky really wants to play with his ball, but just can't reach it on the couch. Is this simply a cute dog video, or is it a metaphor? Are we Blanky the French Bulldog, constantly chasing something that will always be just a little bit out of reach because of our stubby little bulldog legs?

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  3. Monday Cute: Lena the Rottweiler Hearts Showers

    That's one clean doggie.

    Most dogs hate bath time, but Lena the rottweiler isn't one of them. After her owner stepped out of the shower, Lena hopped right in under the water and refuses to get out. Her owner says this isn't the first time, and that if you don't close the door all the way Lena will regularly join people in the shower. Wow. Such shower. Very clean.

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  4. Why Do Dogs Smell Each Other’s Butts? Because Science.

    The answer is pretty much always "Because science."

    Dogs have a keen sense of smell, much stronger than humans. So why then, do they use that sense of smell to sniff each other's butts? If you've ever been curious about the science of dog butts then Reactions from The American Chemical Society has the video for you. They explain exactly what dogs are sniffing for, and about their secret second dog nose, the Jacobson organ.

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  5. Seeing Dawn of the Planet of the Apes This Weekend? Watch This Pug Puppy Version First.

    Why Milk-Bone rocket?

    By most accounts Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, out in theaters today, is a pretty excellent movie—it has a 91% on Rotten Tomatoes. And while I'm thrilled that it's apparently replicated the quality of its predecessor Rise of the Planet of the Apes, I remain skeptical that it can surpass the sheer brilliance of this Pet Collective parody. Two words: Baby. Pug. Two more words: Pug. Stampede. Your move, Matt Reeves.

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  6. Let The Pug Version of How To Train Your Dragon Make Today Immeasurably Better

    Psst, Daenerys...it's gonna be okay.

    What do you call a group of pug puppies? A puddle? Yeah, that sounds about right.

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  7. Dog in Star Trek Captain’s Chair Bed Blows up Death Star, Dogs Don’t Understand Star Trek

    Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no substitute for a good phaser at your side?

    You can't teach an old dog new franchises. There's nothing more adorable than a dog in a Star Trek captain's chair bed—that is, until that dog mixes up two of the most iconic sci-fi franchises in history, and you suddenly feel like a failure as a pet owner.

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  8. The Night Is Dark and Full of Pugs Dressed as Game of Thrones Characters

    Oberyn Pugtell

    Be prepared to make all sorts of inhuman noises when you watch "Pugs of Westeros," starring Roxy, Blue, and Bono as canine versions of Game of Thrones characters. Nice of their pet humans Phillip and Sue Lauer to be so helpful in facilitating their dreams of power and glory, but I suggest they be extra vigilant from now on in providing plenty of walkies and skritches. Pug Joffrey doesn't play around.

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  9. What If Jurassic Park Was Filled With Giant Dogs Instead Of Dinosaurs?

    That is one big pile of sh*t.

    Ok, now make the whole movie.

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  10. Watch These Animals Dance To Salt-N-Pepa’s “Push-It” Better Than You Ever Could

    But can they Vogue?

    Push it. Push it real good.

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