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  1. Seeing Dawn of the Planet of the Apes This Weekend? Watch This Pug Puppy Version First.

    Why Milk-Bone rocket?

    By most accounts Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, out in theaters today, is a pretty excellent movie—it has a 91% on Rotten Tomatoes. And while I'm thrilled that it's apparently replicated the quality of its predecessor Rise of the Planet of the Apes, I remain skeptical that it can surpass the sheer brilliance of this Pet Collective parody. Two words: Baby. Pug. Two more words: Pug. Stampede. Your move, Matt Reeves.

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  2. Let The Pug Version of How To Train Your Dragon Make Today Immeasurably Better

    Psst, Daenerys...it's gonna be okay.

    What do you call a group of pug puppies? A puddle? Yeah, that sounds about right.

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  3. Dog in Star Trek Captain’s Chair Bed Blows up Death Star, Dogs Don’t Understand Star Trek

    Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no substitute for a good phaser at your side?

    You can't teach an old dog new franchises. There's nothing more adorable than a dog in a Star Trek captain's chair bed—that is, until that dog mixes up two of the most iconic sci-fi franchises in history, and you suddenly feel like a failure as a pet owner.

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  4. The Night Is Dark and Full of Pugs Dressed as Game of Thrones Characters

    Oberyn Pugtell

    Be prepared to make all sorts of inhuman noises when you watch "Pugs of Westeros," starring Roxy, Blue, and Bono as canine versions of Game of Thrones characters. Nice of their pet humans Phillip and Sue Lauer to be so helpful in facilitating their dreams of power and glory, but I suggest they be extra vigilant from now on in providing plenty of walkies and skritches. Pug Joffrey doesn't play around.

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  5. What If Jurassic Park Was Filled With Giant Dogs Instead Of Dinosaurs?

    That is one big pile of sh*t.

    Ok, now make the whole movie.

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  6. Watch These Animals Dance To Salt-N-Pepa’s “Push-It” Better Than You Ever Could

    But can they Vogue?

    Push it. Push it real good.

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  7. Dogs Sprayed With Oxytocin Will Sniff More Butts, Do Other Nice Doggie Things

    Use that information wisely.

    With a nickname like "The Love Hormone," oxytocin certainly has sexy connotations. But what role does the chemical play outside of reproduction for non-monogamous mammals? Science made a bunch of dogs snort love potion to find out.

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  8. The Chini Project: Chini the Dog Tries Out Various Human Professions

    Inside of a dog it's too dark to read

    Photographer Irina Werning says she wasn't even really into dogs until some friends asked her to pet sit for Chini the Chinese Crested dog. It turned out that the camera loved her, and after that it was just a succession of tiny clothes and an implausibly small motorcycle that led to the Chini Project, a series of photographs in which Chini tries out various human occupations or activities.

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  9. Monday Cute: A Dog and a Cat Play Jenga. But Not Together. [VIDEO]

    What It Says On the Tin

    Together would be mass hysteria. Obviously. And cats are cooler so you get that one first. Dog is just down here...

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  10. Study Shows the Personality Differences Between Cat and Dog Lovers

    Let's see, do you prefer being worshipped or barely tolerated?

    New research presented this month at the annual Association for Psychological Science shows the contrasting personality traits associated with cat and dog owners--or in other words, people who would rather scoop a creature's poop up from the street vs. those who prefer it buried under litter.

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