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  1. New Star Wars Attractions Coming To Disney Theme Parks, Will Be Based On The New Movies

    But I wanna blow up a DEATH STAR!

    If your first thought upon seeing the Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer was "whatever that weirdo circular droid is, I wanna ride it," then your dreams might soon come true. Yesterday, Walt Disney Co-Chief Bob Iger announced that the company is looking to expand its theme parks to include new Star Wars-based rides and attractions—but only ones which are based on the upcoming films.

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  2. Disney World Gaston Tells Little Girl To Get Back In The Kitchen, She Gives Him What-For

    No one's a chauvinist like Gaston.

    Telling a little girl to make you a sandwich is incredibly insensitive, and I imagine Disney World advises its performers not to sacrifice common sense for authenticity; but still, this is an accurate portrayal of a very disconcerting villain. Gaston is Disney's first MRA.

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  3. Things We Saw Today: Monkey Island LEGOs!

    That's the second biggest monkey head I've ever seen!

    Tumblr'r Chris Healy ran into these two on-point gals cosplaying as the female assassins from the upcoming Assassin's Creed Unity. Take that, "too hard to animate." (via Tumblr)

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  4. Things We Saw Today: Doctor Who Donuts, Complete With Punnery

    I'm not sure I can forgive "lime lord."

    Bravo to the Donut Whole in Wichita, Kansas, for creating a donut case we would absolutely clean out.

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  5. In News That Will Surprise No One, Walt Disney World Is Getting A Frozen Attraction

    If you go, if you go, you'll stand in a massive liiiiiiiine...

    Nothing says "Scandinavian winterscape" quite like summer in Florida.

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  6. The Guardians of the Galaxy Mix-Tape Dance Party Is Coming To Disney World

    I want to go to there.

    We know you've been dancing around to "Awesome Mix, Vol. 1" since Guardians of the Galaxy came out. We know you've "Ooga Chaka'd" your way downtown in your car, or on the subway. It's okay. We've been doing it too. And apparently, the folks at Disney know how much we all love it, because they're bringing a GOTG Mix Tape Dance Party to Walt Disney World.

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  7. Guillermo del Toro Describes the Hellboy 3 You’ll Never See & Updates Us on His Disney Haunted Mansion Project

    This man needs a clone.

    Like most creators, Guillermo del Toro likes to talk about the projects he's working on. But unlike most creators, del Toro works on no less than 2500 projects at once.

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  8. Movies Being Made: Disney’s It’s A Small World, Barbie, & Peeps (Yes, The Easter Candy)

    Oh Hollywood

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I have to laugh, you see, or I'll cry.

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  9. Things We Saw Today: As The Crow Flies Game Of Thrones Poster

    Things We Saw Today

    CORN! Check out the character posters here. (via Game Of Thrones Twitter)

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  10. Never Mind, Disney Fans: Push The Talking Trash Can Is No More

    Also, the tooth fairy isn't real and your parents are capable of making mistakes.

    Remember how we all thought that Push the Talking Trash Can had been saved by a social media campaign and wasn't leaving Disney World for the time being (Also, remember how Disney World employs a talking trash can to entertain its patrons?) Yeah, not anymore. Disney lied. There are no happy endings and everyone you love will leave you one day.

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