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  1. Study Shows Czech and German Deer Won’t Cross Border Where the Iron Curtain Stood

    Forgive us, deer. That wasn't humanity at its best. I hope.

    A study of 300 red deer has revealed that even though the Iron Curtain fell years ago, the animals still refuse to cross between the Czech and Bavarian sides. One researcher told the BBC they are "just very conservative," but a better word might be "frightened."

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  2. British Man Arrested for Leaving Severed Deer Head at Grocery Checkout

    We're going to need a cleanup on aisle...well, it's probably safe to say that you'll know when you get there.

    A 33-year-old British man has been arrested after leaving a severed deer head at the checkout counter of a Tesco grocery store in England earlier this month. He also left the innards of a deer -- presumably the same one, though we can't be positive -- in one of the store's aisles, prompting what was likely the store's least pleasant page for a cleanup.

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  3. Helicopter Pilot Stages Daring and Adorable Deer Rescue [Video]

    A mother deer and her fawn became stranded on the ice of a frozen lake in Antigonish Harbour, Nova Scotia, and the situation looked dire. The deer struggled to stand and repeatedly fell back to the ice and appeared to be getting exhausted. The Department of Natural Resources was called, but the ice was too thin to safely go out after the animals. That's when DNR pilot David Farrell flew in to save the day. He carefully piloted a helicopter above the ice and used the air pressure from the rotors to blow the deer safely back to shore. The video is pretty impressive.

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  4. Why Are Hundreds Of Deer Throwing Themselves Off Of An Idaho Bridge?

    In sad but perhaps predictable news, hundreds of deer have leapt to their deaths from an Idaho bridge. The rash of suicides has left Idaho Fish and Gameofficials baffled as to why the deer may be jumping off of the bridge the bridge, leaving us to assume they've already ruled out the simplest answer, which is, of course, "Because they're deer, and deer are profoundly, monumentally stupid creatures."

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  5. A Deer Walks Through a Door, Leaves Behind a Broken Family [Video]

    It started like any other day; the family wakes up, mom waters the plants, and suspender-dad combs his prominent mustache. All that changed when Mother Nature decided to take the family's happiness and tranquility as easily as a deer takes a drink from the planter Mom had watered just this morning. A deer takes a few wary steps inside the house and the family erupts into chaos.

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