Wait, what?

Looks like you came here from Geekosystem. Don't worry, everything is still here. We've just combined forces with The Mary Sue to bring you more and better content, all in one place.

Darth Vader

  1. *Wheeze*: Star Wars Rebels Season 2 Trailer Has Plenty Of Darth Vader

    Plus more returning Clone Wars characters!

    At the Star Wars Rebels panel at this year's Star Wars Celebration, the crew behind the animated series shared a glimpse into the new season with a neat new trailer. Possible spoilers follow if you haven't finished season one (go do that now)!

    Read More
  2. Things We Saw Today: This Is the Mara Jade Tee You’re Looking For

    Because you can never have too many.

    Hey, it's only $14.00! This is an investment, right?

    Read More
  3. Things We Saw Today: Samuel L. Jackson on What Marvel Gets That DC Doesn’t

    Hey, we didn't make it about Marvel vs. DC this time.

    Short answer: Samuel L. Jackson. Marvel gets that people love Samuel L. Jackson.

    Read More
  4. Hark! The Herald Dark Knight Rasps in the Nerdiest Nativity Scene

    "Fear not! For it's time my enemies shared my dread!"

    Hey, at least it's about as accurate as all the nativity scenes where everybody's white. Two Wyld Stallyns kept time pa rum pum pum pum. Do you think the three Sith men brought fear, anger, and hate?

    Read More
  5. Her Universe Unveils New #DarkSide Darth Vader Jewelry For The Holidays

    Search your feelings. You know it to be cute.

    We love the R2-D2-adorned line of jewelry that Her Universe put out for Star Wars weekend this year. In fact, we're afraid of how much we love it. And you know what that means: fear leads to anger, anger to hate, hate to suffering, and all of that puts us on the Dark Side of the Force and now we can't even wear that stinky Rebel Alliance fashion! But it's okay, fellow denizens of the Empire—now we have options.

    Read More
  6. The Force Awakens Adorable Jedi Babies And They Lightsaber Fight For Cupcakes

    I thought it smelled bad... in their diaper!

    This should be the movie. But wait! There's also Superbaby!

    Read More
  7. SDCC Toy Roundup: Final Fantasy Batman, Hot Toys Marty McFly, Darth Vader Hot Wheels, and Sailor Moon Buddies

    Preorder all the things!

    Luckily for those of us who aren't currently attending San Diego Comic-Con, not being part of the fun means you also aren't hemorrhaging money out the wazoo on all the tuff you could buy there. But given the amount of toys being debuted at the con this weekend, it's only a matter of time before we, too, can be broke in the name of nerdy collectibles.

    Read More
  8. Things We Saw Today: Samurai Darth Vader

    The force is strong with this figure.

    The world's most famous father gets Samurai'd in this rad new figure that just debuted at the Tokyo Toy Show. Chigau, omae no chichi wa washi da! (via Nerd Approved)

    Read More
  9. Watch The Trailer For Jeffrey Brown’s New Star Wars Kids Book, Goodnight Darth Vader

    Aren't You A Little Short For A Stormtrooper?

    Jeffrey Brown, writer of the fantastic Darth Vader and Son and Vader's Little Princess, is about to release another Star Wars title from Chronicle Books. This one is called Goodnight Vader and is a riff on the classic Goodnight Moon. I feel like they missed an opportunity to title it Goodnight That's No Moon but that's neither here nor there. I'm sure it will be wonderful. It's set to hit stores this Fall. Previously in Star Wars

    Read More
  10. Darth Poohder Is What You Get When Winnie the Pooh Voice Actor Jim Cummings Reads Darth Vader’s Lines

    I find your lack of honey disturbing.

    Winnie the Pooh voice actor Jim Cummings thought it would be a good idea to read Star Wars scenes with Pooh's voice instead of Darth Vader's, and boy was he right. The footage isn't new, but it's been making the rounds recently, and it's delightful, so go ahead and give it a watch. There's some Darkwing Duck in there, too.

    Read More
  11. Like Your Toast a Bit on the Dark Side? Use the Darth Vader Toaster

    The chosen one will make sure your breakfast is as balanced as the Force.

    Hey, what's a bit on the dark side and always comes in twos? That's right, your toast and the Sith. The Darth Vader helmet toaster will help you faithfully execute order 67 (get the Emperor some toast) like a true Sith Lord.

    Read More
  12. Darth Vader Is Running For President of Ukraine

    And obviously, he finds your lack of faith disturbing.

    Feel a disturbance in the Force? Darth Vader is campaigning to lead Ukraine, and when I say Darth Vader I do not mean Putin and when I say "campaigning" I do not mean violating international law. I'm not qualified to parody the Ukrainian crisis, but at least one Sith Lord has a sense of humor about it--and a lot of stormtroopers to back him up.

    Read More
  13. Unicycling Bagpiping Darth Vader Finally Has His Day On National Television Thanks To Jimmy Kimmel [Video]

    My, what a scruffy nerf herder.

    Yes, the mysterious Portland stranger whom we all know and love for his kilt, his flaming bagpipe, and his unicycle, has finally been unmasked for all the world to see-- and by Jimmy Kimmel, no less! Anyway, his real name is Brian Kidd, and -- oh. Oh, boy. He's kind of cute? This is not what we were expecting at all.

    Read More
  14. Rule the Galaxy as Father and Phone with the Darth Vader Lightsaber Backup Phone Battery

    Warning: not intended for severing the hands of your disobedient children.

    Darth Vader's lightsaber backup phone battery is the most badass phone accessory in the galaxy. Next time you're stranded way out in the boonies of Tatooine in search of pesky rebel princesses, you won't have to worry about whether or not you have enough battery left to call the Death Star for a ride home.

    Read More
  15. This Isn’t Just a Darth Vader Selfie. It’s An Official Darth Vader Selfie.

    TK-421 Why Aren't You At Your Post?

    Star Wars has joined Instagram, and for their first post they went with Darth V posting a selfie. You know he's rocking duckface behind the mask, too. Are you following The Mary Sue on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, & Google +?

    Read More
  16. Things We Saw Today: Princess Vader

    Things We Saw Today

    TIE fighter fairy wings. Such a win. (Neatorama)

    Read More
  17. Darth Vader With Little Anakin’s Dialogue Is Better Than the Entirety of The Phantom Menace

    May The Force Be With You

    What happens when Darth Vader's lines from A New Hope are replaced by Anakin Skywalker's lines from The Phantom Menace? Hilarity, my friends. Hilarity. Who knew Darth was still so into podracing? (by YouTuber m deicke, via io9) Are you following The Mary Sue on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, & Google +?

    Read More
  18. Let Unicycling Darth Vader Serenade You With Flame Belching Bagpipes

    After all, it is Saturday morning. Previously in What Is This I Don't Even

    Read More
  19. Darth Vader Plays Star Wars Songs On A Flame-Shooting Bagpipe While Riding a Unicycle [Video]

    I... what? Okay.

    Brian Kidd, AKA the Unipiper -- called this because he plays bagpipes whle on a unicycle -- has long been a cult figure in the wonderfully weird city of Portland. Now it appears that he's stepping his game up for the geek crowd. What a time to be alive.

    Read More
  20. Don’t Underestimate The Force Of A Darth Vader Tank

    I will make it legal!

    Why not, I say! Why not? Check out Gabriel Dishaw's website for more fantastical Star Wars sculptures created out of old tech. (via Kotaku) Are you following The Mary Sue on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, & Google +?

    Read More
© 2015 The Mary Sue   |   About UsAdvertiseNewsletterJobsContributorsComment PolicyPrivacyUser AgreementDisclaimerContact RSS

Dan Abrams, Founder
  1. Mediaite
  2. The Mary Sue
  3. Styleite
  4. The Braiser
  5. SportsGrid
  6. Gossip Cop