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Darth Vader

  1. Hark! The Herald Dark Knight Rasps in the Nerdiest Nativity Scene

    "Fear not! For it's time my enemies shared my dread!"

    Hey, at least it's about as accurate as all the nativity scenes where everybody's white. Two Wyld Stallyns kept time pa rum pum pum pum. Do you think the three Sith men brought fear, anger, and hate?

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  2. Her Universe Unveils New #DarkSide Darth Vader Jewelry For The Holidays

    Search your feelings. You know it to be cute.

    We love the R2-D2-adorned line of jewelry that Her Universe put out for Star Wars weekend this year. In fact, we're afraid of how much we love it. And you know what that means: fear leads to anger, anger to hate, hate to suffering, and all of that puts us on the Dark Side of the Force and now we can't even wear that stinky Rebel Alliance fashion! But it's okay, fellow denizens of the Empire—now we have options.

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  3. The Force Awakens Adorable Jedi Babies And They Lightsaber Fight For Cupcakes

    I thought it smelled bad... in their diaper!

    This should be the movie. But wait! There's also Superbaby!

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  4. SDCC Toy Roundup: Final Fantasy Batman, Hot Toys Marty McFly, Darth Vader Hot Wheels, and Sailor Moon Buddies

    Preorder all the things!

    Luckily for those of us who aren't currently attending San Diego Comic-Con, not being part of the fun means you also aren't hemorrhaging money out the wazoo on all the tuff you could buy there. But given the amount of toys being debuted at the con this weekend, it's only a matter of time before we, too, can be broke in the name of nerdy collectibles.

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  5. Things We Saw Today: Samurai Darth Vader

    The force is strong with this figure.

    The world's most famous father gets Samurai'd in this rad new figure that just debuted at the Tokyo Toy Show. Chigau, omae no chichi wa washi da! (via Nerd Approved)

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  6. Watch The Trailer For Jeffrey Brown’s New Star Wars Kids Book, Goodnight Darth Vader

    Aren't You A Little Short For A Stormtrooper?

    Jeffrey Brown, writer of the fantastic Darth Vader and Son and Vader's Little Princess, is about to release another Star Wars title from Chronicle Books. This one is called Goodnight Vader and is a riff on the classic Goodnight Moon. I feel like they missed an opportunity to title it Goodnight That's No Moon but that's neither here nor there. I'm sure it will be wonderful. It's set to hit stores this Fall. Previously in Star Wars

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  7. Darth Poohder Is What You Get When Winnie the Pooh Voice Actor Jim Cummings Reads Darth Vader’s Lines

    I find your lack of honey disturbing.

    Winnie the Pooh voice actor Jim Cummings thought it would be a good idea to read Star Wars scenes with Pooh's voice instead of Darth Vader's, and boy was he right. The footage isn't new, but it's been making the rounds recently, and it's delightful, so go ahead and give it a watch. There's some Darkwing Duck in there, too.

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  8. Like Your Toast a Bit on the Dark Side? Use the Darth Vader Toaster

    The chosen one will make sure your breakfast is as balanced as the Force.

    Hey, what's a bit on the dark side and always comes in twos? That's right, your toast and the Sith. The Darth Vader helmet toaster will help you faithfully execute order 67 (get the Emperor some toast) like a true Sith Lord.

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  9. Darth Vader Is Running For President of Ukraine

    And obviously, he finds your lack of faith disturbing.

    Feel a disturbance in the Force? Darth Vader is campaigning to lead Ukraine, and when I say Darth Vader I do not mean Putin and when I say "campaigning" I do not mean violating international law. I'm not qualified to parody the Ukrainian crisis, but at least one Sith Lord has a sense of humor about it--and a lot of stormtroopers to back him up.

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  10. Unicycling Bagpiping Darth Vader Finally Has His Day On National Television Thanks To Jimmy Kimmel [Video]

    My, what a scruffy nerf herder.

    Yes, the mysterious Portland stranger whom we all know and love for his kilt, his flaming bagpipe, and his unicycle, has finally been unmasked for all the world to see-- and by Jimmy Kimmel, no less! Anyway, his real name is Brian Kidd, and -- oh. Oh, boy. He's kind of cute? This is not what we were expecting at all.

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