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  1. The Doge Vault Just Lost Up To $56,000 In Dogecoins After An Online Heist

    Much sadness, very bro-- argh, okay, you know what? I'm tired of this meme. Shut it down.

    Regardless of the form your money might taken, everyone knows that where there is money, there are also going to be thieves. No one knows that better than Dogecoin enthusiasts, who just got hit by yet another one of those pesky hackers looking to get rich quick off of messing with cryptocurrencies.

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  2. Dogecoin Was Hacked, Who Knew You Couldn’t Trust a Currency Based on a Meme

    Many hacks. Wow. Much Gibson. So stolen. Amaze.

    Dogecoin doesn't exactly have a trustworthy ring to it. It's like the old Steve Martin joke about nobody wanting to put their money in "Fred's Bank." So readers may not be surprised to hear Fred's Bank Dogecoin was hacked yesterday, and the thief made off with much millions. Wow. So theft. Amaze.

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  3. Dogecoin, A Cryptocurrency For Doges, Is Now A Thing

    Many bits, very coin

    Man, Bitcoins are so old and busted. What's the going rate now, like, $900 USD to 1 Bitcoin? Laaaame. The new hotness is Dogecoin, the latest in cryptocurrency. Or, as the doges call it, "such currency." Very coin. Wow.

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