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Cookie Monster

  1. Ian McKellan Teaches Cookie Monster About Self Control By Presenting Him With THE RING OF SAURON ITSELF

    One cookie to rule them all.

    Ah, yes, I remember that passage of The Two Towers well. You know, the one where Cookie Monster is all, "Not were Minas Tirith falling in ruin and me alone could save her, so, using weapon of Dark Lord for good and glory. Me not wish for such triumphs, Frodo son of Drogo.” and then Frodo is like "Okay great, but can I have my chocolate chip cookies back?" and then Cookie Monster roars "NO NEVER, MINE ME OWN ME PRECIOUS OM NOMN NOM NOM," and then Sam cries a bunch.

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  2. Learn How to Follow Instructions With Sesame Street‘s Cookie Monster. I Mean Harry Potter.

    Cookie Monster heard the Huffpuff common room was next to the kitchens and begged to be put in there.

    We've all had our heart rates rise a bit today, haven't we? Let's cool down and watch some Sesame Street. Cookies optional.

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  3. Sesame Street‘s Twilight Parody is An Oddly Appropriate Way To Learn About Self-Control

    Bella your blood smells like COOOOOOOOOOKIES

    I mean, when you take out all the thinly veiled domestic abuse narratives and concerns about immortality and soullessness, deep down the series is really about a guy who can't handle not eating something (or someone) he really wants to eat, right? Also, props to the lady muppet who stars alongside Cookie Monster; she's got Bella's flat affect down to a science.

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  4. Theater Dorks, Come Forth: Sesame Street Did a Les Mis Parody

    it's time to play the music

    And it's more filled with more food puns than that time Peeta in their Catching Fire was an actual piece of pita bread. Jean Bon Bon. Flantine. (via: voice.fan.tv) Are you following The Mary Sue on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, & Google +?

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  5. Life of Pi, As Performed By Cookie Monster [VIDEO]

    i'll just leave this here

    WHO MAKES A BOAT OUT OF COOKIES?!?!?!? Are you following The Mary Sue on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, & Google +?

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  6. Cookie Monster Stars in Sesame Street Lord of the Rings Parody

    Not all that glitters is gold

    I bet you didn't expect to see a Galadriel or Gandalf Muppet today. And if you're wondering what Richard Armitage's Thorin might look like in a similar style go no further. Previously in Sesame Street

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  7. Cookieness Evereat Stars In Sesame Street‘s Pun-Filled Catching Fire Parody [VIDEO]

    May the Odds Be Ever in Your Favor

    Lest you worry that a Sesame Street parody will have over-sanitized the gruesomeness of children being forced to fight to the death, know that this video has a cannibalism reference. Wasn't expecting that! Are you following The Mary Sue on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, & Google +?

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  8. What Does The Fox Say? Cookie Monster Asks a Real Fox (Puppet)

    I See What They Did There

    I have to say, I appreciate Sesame Street's brilliance a lot more now than I did when I was a kid. They refuse to be left behind as we barrel forward into the Internet age - I think they were on Vine before I even knew what Vine was. See their take on the "What Does the Fox Say?" under the jump.

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  9. Cookie Monster Does A Serious Interview With The BBC About His Spin-Off With Elmo [VIDEO]

    I See What They Did There

    Yesterday, we brought you the shocking news of Sesame Street's Cookie Monster and Elmo heading to the UK for a new show, The Furchester. Naturally, the BBC contacted Mr. Monster for an interview. Here it is. (via io9) Are you following The Mary Sue on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, & Google +?

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  10. Elmo and Cookie Monster Are Getting a Sesame Street Spin-Off

    Things to Do With Your Kids

    ...but only kids in the UK will be able to watch it. Waaaaaitaminute. British Cookie Monster still loves to eat cookies, right? He doesn't call them biscuits?

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