IBM's Watson supercomputer is a pretty smart machine, already capable of trouncing our finest humans in trivia contests.
There's always room for improvement, though, and in a move certain to leave Peter Thiel like, SOOOOO pissed, the team developing Watson is sending the computer to college, where it will bone up on coursework in English and math.
Pretty soon, not only will Watson be better at trivia than you, it will also be able to trounce you in beer pong
, meaning it's officially time for us to just pack it in as a species, folks. The machines have already won.