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Clowns

  1. Here’s a Golden-Voiced Clown Singing Lorde’s “Royals” Just Because

    Just because clowns are great. That's why.

    We were talking about clowns this morning in Geekosystem Headquarters and the news that we're facing a clown shortage, so I thought I would share this video of a giant, golden-voiced clown named Puddles covering Lorde's hit "Royals." You can find more about Puddles on his site: Puddles Pity Party.

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  2. US Clown Shortage Is Nothing To Laugh About

    Send in the clowns! For the love of God, send them in!

    If you've noticed that clowns today seem a little older and more desperate than you might expect, that's not just your innate clown bias talking--the US is currently experiencing an unprecedented shortage of the night-mare inducing funny guys. We're also facing a fuel crisis and terrible droughts, but come on: this is a matter of national morale.

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  3. Mysterious Australian Clown Terrorizes Melbourne

    By the way, nightmares are real.

    If you had a run-in with a homicidal clown this past week, Melbourne police want to know. No, that's not a pitch for Are You Afraid of The Dark, it's just very scary Australian news.

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  4. These 11 Clowns Have Surreal, Out-Dated, Mildly Disturbing Web Sites

    Creating your own website is hard. Just ask these clowns, who have sites with some of the most inexplicably bad and antiquated web design imaginable. I think part of the problem is that most of these sites involve a picture of a clown. That certainly doesn't help.

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  5. This is the World's Largest Collection of Clown Paraphernalia [Video]

    Since she began collecting in 1995, Ortrud Kastaun has amassed 2,053 miniature clowns and clown-related accessories. That material has gone towards the small museum she has set up using her collection at her home in Essen, Germany. Obviously, some people might find all the clowns a bit creepy. Personally, I'm only creeped out by this single line from the YouTube description which reads, "Ortrud goes to sleep each evening with hundreds of clowns smiling back at her." Not quite as heartwarming as the writers had intended, I think.

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  6. Terrifying Clown Is Terrifying

    Artist Dave Kendall painted this disturbing portrait for the cover of a Stephen King fanzine some years ago. Fun for trypophobes and coulrophobes alike. In the interest of not terrifying all of our readers, full pic after the jump:

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