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Chris Pratt

  1. Chris Pratt, Can You Stop Being a Charming Son of a Gun for Two Seconds?!

    "Sex Hair"! Play "Sex Hair"!

    Seriously, knock it off with the being cute and enthusiastically singing "Take Me Out to the Ball Game," at Wrigley Field, Pratt. 'Cause I'm starting to feel like you're a robot sent down from Jupiter by a species of reptilian overlords who want to lull us into a false sense of complacency so we don't raise too much of a ruckus when they start turning us into pod people. I don't want to be a pod person.

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  2. Star-Lord Chris Pratt Visited LA Children’s Hospital In Costume Yesterday, Because Of Course He Did

    Go on without me.

    No. I mean, yes. But also no. This is unhandle-able.

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  3. Tom Hiddleston Accepts The Ice Bucket Challenge In Slow-Mo, John Barrowman Is Wet And Yelling

    To be fair, that's the point I would have paused at anyway.

    Tom Hiddleston is here per Nathan Fillion's request to prove that faster isn't always funnier.

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  4. Chris Pratt Mixes the Ice Bucket Challenge Up, While Nathan Fillion Goes the More Traditional Route

    Vertical video. *twitch*

    Yesterday we showed you Robert Downey Jr.'s Ice Bucket Challenge video, the gist of which is that you get a bucket of ice water dumped on your head in support of ALS charities. As you can see above, Chris Pratt gave the challenge and amusing (vodka) twist. Dave Bautista, the gauntlet has been dropped. You know what to do.

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  5. TV Stars Advocate for Safe Binge Watching in This Super-Serious PSA

    Except Jim O'Heir. Damn it, Jerry.

    Ladies and gentle-beings, there is a dangerous epidemic plaguing our Internet-surfing young people. It is called "binge-watching," and in addition to potentially shaving years off your life, it also makes Chris Pratt, Alyson Hannigan, and Kate Mulgrew sad. You don't want to make them sad, do you?

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  6. Chris Pratt Gives Us A Quick Tour Of Peter Quill’s Ship [VIDEO]

    You had me at "practical set pieces."

    As someone who has spent most of her life dreaming of living in a spaceship, I love stuff like this. In this MTV Cribs-style clip, Chris Pratt shows off the interior of the Milano set, complete with candy wrappers and tapedecks. I'm a little smitten with the animated displays on the flight controls. I want some in my own home. I don't even need them to do anything.

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  7. Chris Pratt Originally Passed On Guardians Becau—Oh, Good God, Is This Him As Indiana Jones?

    We named the dog Champion!

    In case you missed the barrage of articles hyperventilating over Chris Pratt's transformation from lovable schlub to shredded Cross Fit half-human half-machine, the man was once a little "wealthier" around the middle and is now healthier and loving it. But before he morphed into a human cheese-grater, Pratt felt his fitness (or lack thereof) held his career back—and almost prevented him from starring in Guardians of the Galaxy.

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  8. Indisputable Proof Surfaces That Chris Pratt Is Psychic And/Or a Time Traveller

    The truth is out there.

    Chris Pratt has supernatural powers and predicted that he'd star in Jurassic World? Yeah, OK. Sounds legit.

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  9. Chris Pratt French Braids An Intern’s Hair, Wins Our Eternal Affection

    Star-Lord of my heart.

    Just when you thought Chris Pratt couldn't win your heart any more than he already has (helping sick kids? Being adorable about his wife? Stahp), he has to go and do this. During a junket interview with Entertainment Weekly, Pratt showed off his lady-skills by french braiding their intern's hair. Your ovaries aren't prepared.

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  10. That Time Chris Pratt Flashed the Parks and Rec Cast for Art

    Andy Dwyer would be so proud.

    Chris Pratt flashed people!? OH, it was for art. Whew. That explains it. "Strip unexpectedly nude," might not be great general advice to get the reaction you're looking for in life, but it sure worked for an episode of Parks and Rec, whether NBC was happy about it or not.

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