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Chris Pratt

  1. Things We Saw Today: A Sexy Jeff Goldblum to Wear All Over Your Body

    Just remember, don't wear it on the most important day of your professional life. Unless you're the President of the Jeff Goldblum Fan Club. They'd you'd probably be ok.

    The description of this shirt on Clashist is "Because Jeff Goldblum is very sexy." Fair enough?

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  2. Jurassic World Parody Trailer Gives Raptor Motorcycle Gang Fans What They Really Want

    Goldblums do move in herds!

    I'd watch the feature length version of this movie for sure.

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  3. Things We Saw Today: David Tennant Being The Best While Receiving An Award For Being David Tennant

    We love you David Tennant.

    David Tennant won the Special Recognition award at the National Television Awards, and gets visibly choked up as people like his father, Billie Piper, and Catherine Tate sing his praises. Stay flawless, Ten. (via Nerd Approved)

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  4. Things We Saw Today: Fight Evil By Moonlight In These Magical Leggings

    In the name of the moon, I need these on my body.

    We love these Sailor Moon fanart leggings from Lunariaboutique. Your legs will be magical girls! (via Fashionably Geek)

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  5. Pratt/Evans Super Bowl Bet Phase 1 Complete: Star-Lord Visits Boston, Blows Kids’ Minds

    *Sniff* Sorry, I think I have an infinity stone in my eye.

    We all knew that the Super Bowl bet between Chris Pratt and Chris Evans was going to end with them visiting Seattle Children's Hospital and Christopher's Haven together no matter who won, but we didn't expect it to be so soon. Guys! We're still reeling over your photobombs, GIVE US A BREAK ALREADY.

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  6. Chris Pratt’s Jurassic World LEGO Doesn’t Look Like a Master Builder But We Don’t Care

    Squeeee!

    D'awwww, look at him with his red head and his... wow, he's really pink, actually. I guess being the raptor guy at Jurassic World means you get sunburnt a lot, even if you're a few centimeters tall and made of plastic.

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  7. Chris Pratt and Chris Evans Photobomb Fans at the Superbowl, Can’t Stop Being Wonderful Dorks

    Star-Lord + Cap forever.

    Not only did everyone win in the Chris vs. Chris Superbowl Charity Battle, but they also took time out during their sportsball day to hang out with Jimmy Fallon and photobomb a bunch of unsuspecting fans. They might just be the biggest, handsomest dorks in the universe, and I love them.

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  8. Chris Evans and Chris Pratt Resolve Their Super Bowl Bet, Are Beautiful Sports Goobers

    TWO CHRISES ENTER ONE CHRIS LEAVES

    Last we heard of the ongoing battle between Star-Lord and Captain America, they'd made a friendly Super Bowl bet with one another where the loser would visit a local children's hospital (Seattle Children's and Christopher's Haven, respectively) from the winning team's town. at Well, the Super Bowl happened, so who won the bet? Pretty much all of us, that's who.

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  9. Things We Saw Today: Here’s What #BlizzardOf2015 Looked Like From Space

    Ooooh, stormy.

    Regardless of how much or how little snowfall your state got, you must admit—seeing the pictures from NASA of this week's snow storm are pretty rad. (via ABC News)

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  10. Emotional Rollercoaster: Disney Mulls Rebooting Indiana Jones… With Chris Pratt

    I'm experiencing... SOME sort of feeling.

    According to Deadline, Disney is continuing its hegemonic control over all genre media properties by considering rebooting the Indiana Jones franchise with Guardians of the Galaxy star Chris Pratt in the lead role.

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  11. Chris Pratt And Chris Evans Make A Public Superbowl Bet For Charity Because They’re Wonderful

    Perfect Chrises are perfect.

    In case you didn't already love Marvel's Chris brigade enough, Chris Pratt and Chris Evans have made a bet over Twitter based on who wins the Superbowl - Pratt's Seahawks versus Evans' Patriots. Sorry, Hemsworth, you're too Australian to care about this one.

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  12. Chris Pratt Continues to Be the Best, Says Internet Comments Are a “Crazy Toilet Bowl”

    Present company excluded, of course.

    The extreme garbagosity of most online comment sections has been well documented, but there's something comforting about hearing Star-Lord of Our Hearts Chris Pratt call the Internet like he sees it, too. And boy, did he ever.

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  13. Things We Saw Today: Chris Pratt Has The Most Polite Son And It Makes Him Cry

    He also tells Ellen about how much he loves Fireball whisky, which, as we all know, is from the devil.

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  14. A Jurassic World/Parks and Rec Mashup 65 Million Years in the Making

    Pratts and Rexreation!

    Hold onto your Mouse Rats.

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  15. No Big Deal, Just Chris Pratt Chillin’ With a Member of His Raptor Gang

    Colin Trevorrow's Christmas cards > all other Christmas cards.

    If there was any debate over whether or not Chris Pratt's character and Jurassic World's velociraptors are allies, this new still from the film should put an end to it. Look how comfortable Pratt and his pal seem together! Truly, this is the meaning of the holidays.

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  16. The Parks and Recreation Final Season Trailer Is Here From the Fuuuutuuuuure

    From a distant time known as "2017."

    So this means they can keep the show going until 2017, right? Right!?

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  17. Things We Saw Today: Agent Carter Doing Her Best Carmen Sandiego

    So classy.

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  18. Don’t Worry About Great White Sharks, Jurassic World’s Director Talks Feeding Time & Raptor Gangs

    Hang in there.

    NOM NOM NOM.

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  19. The Mary Sue’s Favorite Moments From the Jurassic World Trailer

    Look, it's not every trailer that deserves to be dissected with nerd vigor but when you're the one who had solo sleepovers in your own living room to watch Jurassic Park on repeat you can bet your sweet bippy Jurassic World's trailer gets special treatment.

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  20. The Full Jurassic World Trailer Debuts and Suddenly I’m 11 Years Old Again

    Hold on to your butts.

    Enjoy the majesty that is Jurassic World.

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