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Chris Pratt

  1. Jurassic World‘s Chris Pratt Apologizes In Advance For His Stupidity/ Insensitivity/ Unprofessionalism

    Well, that's proactive.

    Chris Pratt totally apologizes. What did he do? Well, nothing yet. But after experiencing countless press junkets himself, and watching how members of the Avengers: Age of Ultron cast crashed and burned while promoting their film, Pratt figures it's better to be safe than sorry.

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  2. Chris Pratt Gets Drunk And Gives You Acting Lessons, Is Adorable

    Jurassically adorable.

    Ever wanted to know how to act appropriately scared of a T-Rex while also preposterously drunk on Fireball whiskey? Chris Pratt is here to teach you his ways!

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  3. Star-Lord Likely to Appear in Infinity War; Chris Pratt May Not Be Indiana Jones After All

    Hey, Renner can't be the only A-Hole.

    In a lengthy recent interview with GQ, Burt Macklin (alias Chris Pratt) spoke about the many franchises he's been rumored for recently.

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  4. Chris Pratt Is Andy Dwyer in Stunts 101 for Jurassic World and Also in Real Life With GQ Interview

    Interview with the real Dwyer.

    Just how much of Andy Dwyer was Chris Pratt on Parks and Recreation? 100%, judging by his GQ interview this video where he explains stunts for Jurassic World.

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  5. New Extended Jurassic World Trailer Will Both Fill You With Nostalgia and Make You Crap Your Pants

    "Everyone remain calm."

    Jurassic World just released an extended trailer with new footage, and I can't deal with all the feels it's making me feel.

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  6. Ready Your Snakes, Lucasfilm Finally Confirms New Indiana Jones Movie Is on Its Way

    "I always knew some day you'd come walking back through my door. I never doubted that."

    Lucasfilm has finally confirmed that Indiana belongs in a theater again.

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  7. “This Is So Fun. You Know How Fun This Is? This Is So Fun!” Dino Talk With Chris Pratt

    So you just went and made a new movie?

    I'm beginning to suffer from Jurassic World fatigue (stop giving away all the secrets, Trevorrow!), but I defy you not to enjoy this featurette of Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, and noted dinosaur-killer Steven Spielberg talking about the enduring appeal of Jurassic Park.

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  8. Things We Saw Today: Jared Leto’s Joker Meets The Internet

    What if he got memes tattooed all over his body instead?

    Jared Leto's Suicide Squad Joker picture has been floating around for about a day now, and the denizens of the Internet wasted no time in taking their jabs at the actor's take on the villain.

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  9. Jurassic World’s Chris Pratt Goes Head to Head With Kid on Dinosaur Trivia, Defeated by Knowledge & Cuteness

    "IN YOUR FACE, PRATT!!!"

    Many GIFs need to be made of this video from The Ellen Show in which Jurassic World star Chris Pratt goes up against Noah “Apparently Kid” Ritter. Pratt, you never stood a chance.

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  10. Hold Onto Your Genetically-Engineered Butts, the Second Trailer for Jurassic World is Here

    Someone said the magic word.

    What do you think, raptor gang?

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  11. Things We Saw Today: Chris Pratt’s Totally Sweet Jurassic World Raptor Bros

    No Indomitus Rex here. I checked. I think... maybe?

    It really threw a lot of people for a loop when the first Jurassic World trailer showed Chris Pratt as Owen Grady riding his motorcycle with a bunch of raptors. When you think about it, and when you check out this rad new poster that the studio released today, it all just seems... right.

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  12. New Jurassic World Images Feature Dino-On-Shark Chomping; Bryce Dallas Howard’s Character Reportedly “Ellen Ripley-Like”

    Jurassic World: Safety not guaranteed.

    "There’s a ride at the park that allows you to get into a gyroscopic sphere and be out in the wild with dinosaurs and travel beneath them—and that goes horribly wrong. Imagine being inside a sphere and then suddenly it breaks and you’re rolling like a cat with a ball of yarn."

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  13. New Jurassic World Extended Clip Includes Chris Pratt Being Too Fine For His Own Good Dammit

    STOP.

    Hnnnnghghghghghhhhhhhh.

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  14. Ooh and Ahh at the LEGO Jurassic World Trailer, Then Commence the Running and Screaming

    They're uh... they're blocking this way.

    LEGO Jurassic World spans four Jurassic movies complete with iconic lines lifted directly from the official audio. Here's hoping for a LEGO version of Jeff Goldblum's iconic laugh.

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  15. Marvel Chris Round-Up: Chris Evans Visits Hospital As Cap With Chris Pratt, Chris Hemsworth Hosts SNL

    A murder of crows, a chrisis of Chrises

    We neared P.M.C. (Peak Marvel Chris) this weekend.

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  16. Brianna Wu, Margaret E. Atwood, Orphan Black, Neil DeGrasse Tyson, & More Included in 2015 Shorty Awards Nominations

    Also Bob Vila?

    The Hollywood Reporter has just revealed the nominations for this year's Shorty Awards for achievements on the internetz.

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  17. Watch the Parks and Rec Cast Sing One Last Farewell to L’il Sebastian, Make Out With Each Other

    Don't tell Gayle.

    As part of their post-show mission to reduce me into a human snot factory, the Parks and Rec cast paid a visit to Late Night yesterday and sang a final goodbye to Li'l Sebastian.

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  18. Indiana’s Real-Life Tourism Department Wrote an Awesome Farewell Letter to Parks and Rec

    They'll miss them in the saddest fashion.

    My beautiful, rule-breaking moths, there is hope post Parks and Rec. The residents of Pawnee, Indiana taught us how to treat ourselves, our friends, and our roombas, but their legacy will also live on at the IRL Indiana Office of Tourism Development, whose employees wrote an adorable open letter to the show earlier this week assigning each character to an Indiana town.

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  19. Chris Pratt Talks Playing Indiana Jones, Says Everything “Would Have to Be Perfect to Do It”

    Lucky that everything's already awesome.

    Considering Saturday's news that Steven Spielberg apparently really wants Chris Pratt to star in the rumored upcoming fifth Indiana Jones film, it's no surprise that the actor fielded some Indiana queries on the Oscar red carpet last night.

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  20. Steven Spielberg Really Loves Chris Pratt, Wants To Direct Him In Indiana Jones

    Spielberg really loves him some Pratt.

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