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Chris Pratt

  1. Looks Like Chris Pratt Has Lined Up His Next Comic Movie Gig: Starring in Cowboy Ninja Viking

    Something good. Something badass. A bit of both.

    Cowboy Ninja Viking has been in development Hell for a few years, but now that the man who recently became one of the biggest comic book movie stars on the planet is involved, it's probably safe to say this movie is finally going to happen.

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  2. Here’s That Guardians of the Galaxy Dance-Off Everyone’s Been Talking About

    Oh, it's on.

    You've heard the rumors. You've seen the GIFs on Tumblr. You've probably already watched it a bunch of times on a burner YouTube account right before it got yanked by Disney for copyright reasons. Now Marvel has officially put up the Guardians  gag reel dance-off scene up for all the world to see and share. You're welcome.

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  3. Which It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Star Auditioned For Guardians of the Galaxy’s Star-Lord?

    Who?!

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  4. Marvel Releases Official Phase 3 Calendar Image, Chris Pratt is Ready for His SHIELD Cameo

    Officially official.

    Remember how we were all looking at Marvel Phase 3's rollout schedule using pictures some yahoo took at the press event? Well NO MORE. Marvel released the official image through their Twitter account today. Now let's talk about more important things: Chris Pratt appearing on Agents of SHIELD.

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  5. We’re Officially Getting Jurassic World LEGO Sets. Someone Must Have Said the Magic Word.

    Please, dammit!

    Chris Pratt continues to be inextricable from tiny plastic bricks as Universal has announced that LEGO will be a Jurassic World licensing partner. Tiny pastic dinosaurs incoming!

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  6. Agents of SHIELD Casts White Collar’s Tim DeKay As A SHIELD-y Family Member

    Brotherly love (?)

    S.H.I.E.L.D. might be decimated, but that's not stopping the Agents of SHIELD team from reeling in the great guests stars. The latest actor to be appearing on the CoulSquad is White Collar agent Tim DeKay. Continue on if you want to know who DeKay will DePlay!

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  7. SNL Imagines New Movies Marvel Can Make Now That We’re Guaranteed To Throw Money At Them

    Yeah, I'd watch the crap out of Pam.

    With Chris Pratt at the hem of last night's Saturday Night Live season premiere, we expected there to be sort of Marvel or  Guardians of the Galaxy themed sketch. But ironically, as is par for the course with Marvel, we got something even better than we could have anticipated: a sketch about how Marvel can do no wrong with their movies. They even imagine an upcoming female-led one. Hey, Feige: that idea might be worth your time? Just sayin'.

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  8. Everything Is Wonderful: Chris Pratt Is Hosting the SNL 40th Season Premiere Tonight

    Will there be abs? Asking for reasons.

    Hold on to your raccoons, Guardians fans, because Star-Lord is coming to the small screen tonight. Chris Pratt is hosting the 40th (!) season premiere of Saturday Night Live, and if this ad is any indication, it's going to be kind of amazing. Can Pratt and Kate McKinnon just riff like this for the entire show? Can Anna Faris show up? Can Pratt take his shirt off? These are the important questions.

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  9. Chris Pratt Was a Dweeby Lil’ Surfer Baby In His First Ever Headshot

    Or, as he puts it, "Douchemaster McChest."

    Yesterday Chris Pratt tweeted this picture out of the very first headshot he ever took back in 2000 and oh my God, he looks like the villain in an '90s spring break movie. I just want to pick him up by his open Ralph Lauren collar and snuggle him until he learns the true meaning of friendship. Bless you, Chris Pratt. Thank you for this wonderful gift.

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  10. Chris Pratt, Can You Stop Being a Charming Son of a Gun for Two Seconds?!

    "Sex Hair"! Play "Sex Hair"!

    Seriously, knock it off with the being cute and enthusiastically singing "Take Me Out to the Ball Game," at Wrigley Field, Pratt. 'Cause I'm starting to feel like you're a robot sent down from Jupiter by a species of reptilian overlords who want to lull us into a false sense of complacency so we don't raise too much of a ruckus when they start turning us into pod people. I don't want to be a pod person.

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