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  1. New Jurassic World Images Feature Dino-On-Shark Chomping; Bryce Dallas Howard’s Character Reportedly “Ellen Ripley-Like”

    Jurassic World: Safety not guaranteed.

    "There’s a ride at the park that allows you to get into a gyroscopic sphere and be out in the wild with dinosaurs and travel beneath them—and that goes horribly wrong. Imagine being inside a sphere and then suddenly it breaks and you’re rolling like a cat with a ball of yarn."

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  2. New Jurassic World Extended Clip Includes Chris Pratt Being Too Fine For His Own Good Dammit

    STOP.

    Hnnnnghghghghghhhhhhhh.

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  3. Ooh and Ahh at the LEGO Jurassic World Trailer, Then Commence the Running and Screaming

    They're uh... they're blocking this way.

    LEGO Jurassic World spans four Jurassic movies complete with iconic lines lifted directly from the official audio. Here's hoping for a LEGO version of Jeff Goldblum's iconic laugh.

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  4. Marvel Chris Round-Up: Chris Evans Visits Hospital As Cap With Chris Pratt, Chris Hemsworth Hosts SNL

    A murder of crows, a chrisis of Chrises

    We neared P.M.C. (Peak Marvel Chris) this weekend.

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  5. Brianna Wu, Margaret E. Atwood, Orphan Black, Neil DeGrasse Tyson, & More Included in 2015 Shorty Awards Nominations

    Also Bob Vila?

    The Hollywood Reporter has just revealed the nominations for this year's Shorty Awards for achievements on the internetz.

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  6. Watch the Parks and Rec Cast Sing One Last Farewell to L’il Sebastian, Make Out With Each Other

    Don't tell Gayle.

    As part of their post-show mission to reduce me into a human snot factory, the Parks and Rec cast paid a visit to Late Night yesterday and sang a final goodbye to Li'l Sebastian.

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  7. Indiana’s Real-Life Tourism Department Wrote an Awesome Farewell Letter to Parks and Rec

    They'll miss them in the saddest fashion.

    My beautiful, rule-breaking moths, there is hope post Parks and Rec. The residents of Pawnee, Indiana taught us how to treat ourselves, our friends, and our roombas, but their legacy will also live on at the IRL Indiana Office of Tourism Development, whose employees wrote an adorable open letter to the show earlier this week assigning each character to an Indiana town.

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  8. Chris Pratt Talks Playing Indiana Jones, Says Everything “Would Have to Be Perfect to Do It”

    Lucky that everything's already awesome.

    Considering Saturday's news that Steven Spielberg apparently really wants Chris Pratt to star in the rumored upcoming fifth Indiana Jones film, it's no surprise that the actor fielded some Indiana queries on the Oscar red carpet last night.

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  9. Steven Spielberg Really Loves Chris Pratt, Wants To Direct Him In Indiana Jones

    Spielberg really loves him some Pratt.

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  10. Things We Saw Today: A Sexy Jeff Goldblum to Wear All Over Your Body

    Just remember, don't wear it on the most important day of your professional life. Unless you're the President of the Jeff Goldblum Fan Club. They'd you'd probably be ok.

    The description of this shirt on Clashist is "Because Jeff Goldblum is very sexy." Fair enough?

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  11. Jurassic World Parody Trailer Gives Raptor Motorcycle Gang Fans What They Really Want

    Goldblums do move in herds!

    I'd watch the feature length version of this movie for sure.

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  12. Things We Saw Today: David Tennant Being The Best While Receiving An Award For Being David Tennant

    We love you David Tennant.

    David Tennant won the Special Recognition award at the National Television Awards, and gets visibly choked up as people like his father, Billie Piper, and Catherine Tate sing his praises. Stay flawless, Ten. (via Nerd Approved)

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  13. Things We Saw Today: Fight Evil By Moonlight In These Magical Leggings

    In the name of the moon, I need these on my body.

    We love these Sailor Moon fanart leggings from Lunariaboutique. Your legs will be magical girls! (via Fashionably Geek)

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  14. Pratt/Evans Super Bowl Bet Phase 1 Complete: Star-Lord Visits Boston, Blows Kids’ Minds

    *Sniff* Sorry, I think I have an infinity stone in my eye.

    We all knew that the Super Bowl bet between Chris Pratt and Chris Evans was going to end with them visiting Seattle Children's Hospital and Christopher's Haven together no matter who won, but we didn't expect it to be so soon. Guys! We're still reeling over your photobombs, GIVE US A BREAK ALREADY.

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  15. Chris Pratt’s Jurassic World LEGO Doesn’t Look Like a Master Builder But We Don’t Care

    Squeeee!

    D'awwww, look at him with his red head and his... wow, he's really pink, actually. I guess being the raptor guy at Jurassic World means you get sunburnt a lot, even if you're a few centimeters tall and made of plastic.

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  16. Chris Pratt and Chris Evans Photobomb Fans at the Superbowl, Can’t Stop Being Wonderful Dorks

    Star-Lord + Cap forever.

    Not only did everyone win in the Chris vs. Chris Superbowl Charity Battle, but they also took time out during their sportsball day to hang out with Jimmy Fallon and photobomb a bunch of unsuspecting fans. They might just be the biggest, handsomest dorks in the universe, and I love them.

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  17. Chris Evans and Chris Pratt Resolve Their Super Bowl Bet, Are Beautiful Sports Goobers

    TWO CHRISES ENTER ONE CHRIS LEAVES

    Last we heard of the ongoing battle between Star-Lord and Captain America, they'd made a friendly Super Bowl bet with one another where the loser would visit a local children's hospital (Seattle Children's and Christopher's Haven, respectively) from the winning team's town. at Well, the Super Bowl happened, so who won the bet? Pretty much all of us, that's who.

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  18. Things We Saw Today: Here’s What #BlizzardOf2015 Looked Like From Space

    Ooooh, stormy.

    Regardless of how much or how little snowfall your state got, you must admit—seeing the pictures from NASA of this week's snow storm are pretty rad. (via ABC News)

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  19. Emotional Rollercoaster: Disney Mulls Rebooting Indiana Jones… With Chris Pratt

    I'm experiencing... SOME sort of feeling.

    According to Deadline, Disney is continuing its hegemonic control over all genre media properties by considering rebooting the Indiana Jones franchise with Guardians of the Galaxy star Chris Pratt in the lead role.

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  20. Chris Pratt And Chris Evans Make A Public Superbowl Bet For Charity Because They’re Wonderful

    Perfect Chrises are perfect.

    In case you didn't already love Marvel's Chris brigade enough, Chris Pratt and Chris Evans have made a bet over Twitter based on who wins the Superbowl - Pratt's Seahawks versus Evans' Patriots. Sorry, Hemsworth, you're too Australian to care about this one.

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