Oh no! The snake bit your dong! Return to the set of your Rolling Stone Magazine cover by turning to page 124.
Everyone and their grandma has a memoir out right now. In fact, Everyone and Their Grandma Has a Memoir is the working title of my memoir. It's less of a chronological autobiography and more of a series of "vignettes." Speaking of non-chronological autobiographies, that's what NPH's will be like if you read it back to front.