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  1. Domino’s Now Offers Pizza With Fried Chicken Instead of Dough

    Stop using chicken for bread.

    Domino's just launched a new product called "Specialty Chicken," which sounds much worse than it is, and it sounds pretty bad. "Specialty Chicken" is a pizza that replaces dough with chicken then adds sauce, cheese, and other toppings. They also launched a new slogan with "Failure is an Option." It sure is, Domino's. It sure is.

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  2. Meet The Eleven-Foot “Chicken From Hell”

    White meat doesn't seem so lame now, does it?

    Apparently Tyrannosaurus Rex had a vaguely ridiculous but still intimidating foe: an 11-foot long feathered dinosaur named after a Mesopotamian monster that paleontologists have uncovered in Hell Creek, Dakota. Chickens: what happened?

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  3. There’s a Salmonella Outbreak Being Reported and The CDC Is Still Shut Down

    First Salmonella, then the Zombie virus.

    Good news for people who hate knowing how a foodborne illness travels across state borders! Last night the Food Safety and Inspection Service of the US Department of Agriculture announced a reported 278 cases of illness in 18 states caused by Salmonella Heidelberg in chicken, and there's nothing the CDC can do about it because it's closed.

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  4. Hen Gives Birth to Live Chick Without the Egg

    Over in Sri Lanka, a hen gave birth to a live chick. You might recall something about how hens lay eggs, which they then incubate outside of their body, and that they don't give birth to live anythings at all.

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  5. 10 Foods You Can Allegedly Make In A Coffee Maker

    Like so many before me, I was once hungry in college. With term papers looming and the dining hall already closed for the night, food had to come from somewhere. That was the night I learned to make ramen in my coffee maker. At first I was nervous, pouring the hot water over noodles in my bowl, covering them, and letting it steep. Eventually, I became more adventurous: cooking the noodles in the carafe; putting the seasoning packet in the basket that normally holds the filter; adding an egg. This was cheap food prepared in as cheap a manner as possible. But I had touched just the tip of the iceberg. It turns out there are plenty of foods you can whip up with a Mr. Coffee and some bravery. Our favorites are below. Keep in mind that when cooking with unconventional methods, you run the risk of producing sub-par food and maybe exposing yourself to the dangers of undercooked food. Attempt at your own risk, read with an open mind.

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  6. Narrow Escapes from Death

    ix3623 has put together a supremely anxiety-provoking nine-and-a-half minute montage of people narrowly escaping death. Some of these are people doing stupid stunts that nearly kill them (remember kids, don't try anything like this at home for YouTube fame), but most are organic happenings. If you need an immediate adrenaline rush, jump to 5:18. (via MeFi | Creator's blog)

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  7. This Exists: Red Velvet Fried Chicken

    Thanks to science, or at least a bakery in San Francisco called American Cupcake, we can now satisfy an appetite we never knew we had before: An appetite for red velvet fried chicken. That's right: Chicken soaked in red velvet cake batter, coated with crumbled cupcake, and fried. Red velvet is composed of buttermilk, butter, flour, and cocoa, and generally gets its hue from red food coloring or beetroot, according to Wikipedia.

    There's more: Do you see those mashed potatoes in the photo to the left? Those aren't any ordinary mashed potatoes: Not only do they have garlic in them, but they're infused with cream cheese, in homage to the cream cheese frosting traditionally served on red velvet cupcakes.

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