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  1. Dorkly Remembers the C.I.A.’s Spy Cats

    [Redacted]

    Sure, the Central Intelligence Agency's Twitter updates might make them seem like a relevant and totally reasonable organization, but history says otherwise. Dorkly has compiled a hilarious and in-depth list of seven C.I.A. operations that would make great band names but definitely don't increase my confidence in our country's secret agents—"Acoustic Kitty," anyone?

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  2. And Now: Weightless Cats [VIDEO]

    These cats are NOT IMPRESSED.

    This is a clip from 1947 footage of work undertaken by the Aerospace Medical Research Laboratories. Apparently, this Very Important Space Learning included finding out what happens to cats in space. And now - now we know. Cats do not handle themselves well in weightlessness. Also, no kitties were harmed in the making of this video. Well, except for maybe their pride.

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  3. Things We Saw Today: Chewbacca Dog Comes With His Own Bandolier

    Baby got 'bacca.

    This costume reportedly won third place at a Petco Star Wars Contest, which begs the question: who won first? If you happen to have an adorable walking carpet of your very own, Petco actually sells a Chewbacca dog hoodie.

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  4. Surrealists at Sanrio Censor Comic for Implying Hello Kitty Is an Actual Cat

    Hello Kitty is an anagram for Kill the Toy. I know too much.

    In a confounding new development, artist Karl Kershcl says that a Metroid-inspired strip he designed for a book featuring Hello Kitty art from illustrators around the globe was censored because, "Sanrio doesn’t want Hello Kitty associated with an actual cat in any way. "

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  5. “What a Bunch of Cat-Holes.” Yes, It’s Guardians of the Galaxy, But With Cats.

    No, we're not sorry.

    Were you thinking about going to see GOTG again this weekend? Well, still do that; but first, watch this rendition of the film starring cats instead of people. It's exactly as adorable as you think it is. Also, the Rocket Raccoon cat is named "Bradley Pooper."

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  6. Christopher Walken In Direct-To-VCR ’80s Puss In Boots Musical Is All I’ve Ever Wanted From the Internet

    All closet skeletons should have such facial hair.

    I'm sure many of you already knew about the direct-to-VCR 1988 Puss in Boots musical starring Sean Connery's son Jason and a young Christopher Walken as a giant mustachioed cat-man.

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  7. If You Sign a Mortgage in Russia, This Bank Will Lend You a Cat

    Now with zero purrcent interest!

    Russia is currently facing a mortgage market boom, and banks in the region are doing whatever they can to capitalize on the increased interest (pun not intended) in home ownership. One way to do it? Let people borrow a cat to play with in their new apartment or house. Seems like a pretty dumb reason to buy a house, Russ—oh no ahh, they're so cute! Never mind, I'm on board.

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  8. Update: Hello Kitty Isn’t a Human, Either

    I can't take much more of this.

    Yesterday the Internet (save for hardcore Sanrio fans—you'll have to forgive the rest of us) flew into an existential frenzy as it was revealed by a Hello Kitty historian in a LA Times interview that the famous Sanrio character is not to be referred to as a cat. But then... what is she?

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  9. This Just In: Hello Kitty Is Not a Cat

    Nothing is real anymore.

    Up is down! Black is white! Cats are... well, they're not dogs, but they definitely aren't cats either, apparently

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  10. New Japanese Pizza Hut Campaign Imagines Cats As Employees

    At last, a perfect outlet for all our Samurai Pizza Cat jokes!

    Never before have I seen a web series so accurately depict the misanthropic ennui that comes with being a part of of the food service industry as Japan's Pizza Hut chain has in their latest campaign. "But the cats aren't doing anything," you're probably saying. "They're just sitting there with little kitty scowls on their faces!" Yes, and if you've ever worked behind a counter, you know that this is exactly what your soul feels like when you're back there: a bored, scowling cat. Genius.

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