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  1. If You Sign a Mortgage in Russia, This Bank Will Lend You a Cat

    Now with zero purrcent interest!

    Russia is currently facing a mortgage market boom, and banks in the region are doing whatever they can to capitalize on the increased interest (pun not intended) in home ownership. One way to do it? Let people borrow a cat to play with in their new apartment or house. Seems like a pretty dumb reason to buy a house, Russ—oh no ahh, they're so cute! Never mind, I'm on board.

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  2. Update: Hello Kitty Isn’t a Human, Either

    I can't take much more of this.

    Yesterday the Internet (save for hardcore Sanrio fans—you'll have to forgive the rest of us) flew into an existential frenzy as it was revealed by a Hello Kitty historian in a LA Times interview that the famous Sanrio character is not to be referred to as a cat. But then... what is she?

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  3. This Just In: Hello Kitty Is Not a Cat

    Nothing is real anymore.

    Up is down! Black is white! Cats are... well, they're not dogs, but they definitely aren't cats either, apparently

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  4. New Japanese Pizza Hut Campaign Imagines Cats As Employees

    At last, a perfect outlet for all our Samurai Pizza Cat jokes!

    Never before have I seen a web series so accurately depict the misanthropic ennui that comes with being a part of of the food service industry as Japan's Pizza Hut chain has in their latest campaign. "But the cats aren't doing anything," you're probably saying. "They're just sitting there with little kitty scowls on their faces!" Yes, and if you've ever worked behind a counter, you know that this is exactly what your soul feels like when you're back there: a bored, scowling cat. Genius.

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  5. 20 Things We Want to See In BuzzFeed: The Movie

    LOL

    BuzzFeed now has a movie division. And the Earth does tremble.

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  6. Warkitteh Collar Lets Cats Sniff Out Vulnerable and Open Wi-Fi Networks

    He's more machine than kitteh now. His mind is twisted and evil.

    Cats are coming for your Wi-Fi! Well, at least one cat is coming for one neighborhood's Wi-Fi. Security researcher Gene Bransfield has built the "Warkitteh" collar that lets his cat patrol the neighborhood and sniff out open or vulnerable Wi-Fi networks.

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  7. For Your Consideration: A Comic-Con Cosplay Video Which Includes My Cat

    This is not the first time my cat will be on the site, nor the last.

    My boyfriend very nicely offered to attend San Diego Comic-Con with me this year, and while I'm not sure he'll ever go back, he did put together a cute video of some of his experiences. And yes, that includes shuffling along at a snail's pace in the crowds. Bonus appearance by my cat, Dewey.

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  8. Things We Saw Today: An AT-ST For C-A-T-S

    I can haz Endor?

    Here's an All Terrain Scout Transpurrt for your cat, because if there's anything the angriest variety of domesticated animal needs, it's blasters.

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  9. The First Day Of Comic-Con I Met Wonder Woman. Now What?!

    #SDCC14!

    I went to San Diego Comic-Con. I met Wonder Woman. I can go home now, right? Well, my cats would certainly be ok with that.

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  10. Seven Adorable Kittens Move in Unison, Melt Our Hearts

    Your brain can't handle adorableness of this magnitude.

    What is the proper course of action when you have seven kittens lined up for a photo shoot? You get them all to react to a quickly moving object in unison, of course! Just look at their perfect, deadly-precise reflexes being all cute in synchronization and stuff. D'awwwwwwww.

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