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  1. Monday Cute: Two Kittens Fight Over a Box Because They Are Kittens and It Is a Box

    And that is all the explanation you need.

    See what happens when cats don't choose a box that's much too small for them? Turf wars.

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  2. Things We Saw Today: Complete your Mass Effect Cosplay With This SWEET Scorpion Replica

    Being a geek is expensive, yo.

    Do you need the perfect touch to complete your Mass Effect cosplay? Do you have $400? If the answer to both those questions is "Yes!" check out this awesome Scorpion pistol replica! Reserve now, and it'll ship in early 2016.

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  3. #UpOrDown: The Internet’s Biggest Optical Illusion “Mystery” Since #TheDress Five Whole Minutes Ago

    Can this please not be A Thing? Too late.

    Since #TheDress apparently introduced the concept of optical illusions to the world and freaked the people out, there is now a new optical illusion in town. Because it's been five whole minutes since the Internet had something silly to debate.

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  4. ThinkGeek Continues Notoriously Awesome April Fools’ Day Products With Groot Beer, Thrones Clue, & More

    I mean, these are totally legitimate products every person can own!

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  5. Relevant To Your Interests: A Wearable Cat Camera Auto-Posts To Instagram

    Me-yow.

    Who has the time to upload their own funny cat photos these days? Make your cat earn their living by giving them Whiskas Australia's new Catstacam, a wearable cat camera that auto-posts photos to Instagram with the tag #catstacam. It's not available for sale quite yet (which means you have time to put that cat gate on your bathroom door for extra photo-safety), but they're testing it out now.

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  6. Monday Cute: Clingy Cat Will Not Stop Hugging His Dog Bestie No Matter What

    Never let go, Jasper.

    Jasper the cat and his canine pal Bow-Z were separated for 10 days, and Jasper is overjoyed to see his best friend again. Bow-Z, on the other hand, seems... less enthused? But that could have something to do with Jasper's newfound mission to turn himself into a living kitty dog collar.

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  7. What Kind of Music Does Your Cat Like? Science Tackles the Tough Questions

    Chamber Meowsic? Contempurrary? The screams of lesser beings as their souls descend to hell?

    Of all the cat-queries I'd like science to answer (how have I earned their eternal contempt, for starters), "what kind of tunes do cats like to jam out to?" seems like kind of a low-priority question. Maybe that's why I'm being shunned?

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  8. Bob’s BurgersGame of Thrones Parody Knows Its Audience So Well

    You're gonna want to save your gasps.

    Cat dragons. Cat. Dragons. Cat dragons. Know your audience like Bob's Burgers does, folks, and you cannot fail.

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  9. WeLoveFine Reveals Lumberjanes Holy Kitten Talking Plush!

    Do you love Boom! Studios' Lumberjanes? Do you love Holy Kitten? DO YOU WANT TO PET HOLY KITTEN? Now's your chance!

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  10. Monday Cute: Zen-As-Fuck Cats Wearing Wine Glasses on Their Heads

    Yes. Good.

    I trust this speaks for itself.

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  11. Meowlingual “Cat Translator” Device Will Tell You What Your Cat’s Thinking for $169

    The Cat Whiskerer. Whisperer? Whiskerer.

    I can't vouch for the Meowlingual's accuracy, but I can say that upon visiting the product's page I was also recommend Dog Wine. If that doesn't give a pet translator some credibility, I don't know what will.

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  12. Things We Saw Today: Shoes Inspired By NASA

    Yes, that's a moonwalk. Everything I do in these babies is a moonwalk.

    Good showing so far, 2015: we've got Marty McFly's self-lacing shoes and two pairs of Adidas shoes inspired by iconic NASA space suits. Too bad these fly kicks will run you up to $455.

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  13. Why Does Your Cat Dig Chilling In a Box? Science Explains

    CC: Maru.

    Suitcases, cardboard boxes, shoes: what is it about confined spaces that so compels cats? Thank God Wired isn't afraid to tackle the tough questions.

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  14. Let David Tennant Tell You About His Marvel TV Role Excitement and Cats Feeding Puppies

    David Tennant fans were through the roof this week when we learned he was set to become the second Doctor to join the Marvel universe but as it turns out, David Tennant himself might be more excited. Apparently he's a Marvel fanboy.

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  15. Zombie Cat Bursts Forth From The Grave After Dying

    In Florida, of course.

    Bart the cat was much-beloved by his family—which is why it was so tragic when he passed away after being hit by a car. Or so we all thought.

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  16. Monday Cute: Australia Is So Chill That Even Their Cats Skateboard

    That's not a skateboard. This is a skateboard.

    Eat your heart out, Meatcat.

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  17. Monday Cute: One Of These Cats Is Dressed Like a Lion

    It's like the feline equivalent of public cosplay.

    "Hey, Bill? Are you okay there, buddy? You've been wearing that costume and chewing on giraffe toys for six days straight now. Maybe switch it up and get yourself a unicorn horn to add to the rotation?... No? Gonna just keep eating giraffes? Well, okay. We'll be over here if you need us."

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  18. Step Aside “Man’s Best Friend,” This Russian Cat Just Saved a Baby With Cuddles

    What have YOU done lately?

    Folks, meet Masha.

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  19. Monday Cute: This Kitten Is a Terrible League of Legends Teammate

    Plus, the only champion he ever uses is Gangplank. What is even up with that, kitten? Do you think you're a pirate?

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  20. Things We Saw Today: AMWRRO Doesn’t Need Any More Koala Mittens

    Cute, yes; helpful, no.

    A call went out recently asking for mittens for koalas whose paws were burned in brush fires. Because that's so freaking adorable and tragic the Internet reacted rather effusively. Now the Australian Marine Wildlife Research & Rescue Organization would like people to please stop sending them mittens and send them money instead.

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