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  1. Things We Saw Today: The Lord of Gifts Is Active On Etsy

    Sure, Ted next door has a pool. But The Nazgûl don't care about pools.

    'Fess up. Which one of you bought the single One Ring fire pit available on Etsy, and why have you not invited the rest of us over for s'mordors?

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  2. The Cats In Assassin’s Kitty Unity Are Cute, But Deadly

    Meow is the moment of your demise!

    Sure, Assassin's Creed games are pretty fun, but you know what would make them better? The same thing that makes literally everything better: kitties. Keep in mind, though, these are definitely all boy cats. Lady cats, their bone structure is just too hard to animate. I heard they did hire a parkour expert to train the boy cats, though, so there's that.

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  3. Monday Cute: Tiny Kittens Playing With A Tiny Kitten Puppet

    SO MUCH TINY CUTENESS BAH

    If you're anything like me, sometimes the only thing that will get you out of bed on a Monday morning is tiny, adorable kitten videos on YouTube. So here; please enjoy this clip of tiny kittens playing with a plushie puppet version of themselves. Skip up to 45 seconds to see the real kitteny goodness start. And good luck with your week, lovely readers.

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  4. Kitten Is Amazed to Discover Its Own Tail, We Are Jealous of Its World of Wonder

    Kittens have so much to teach us about life.

    If only we could be more like this kitten, and everything could be good and amazing all the time. What a wonderful world that would be. Instead, we'll just have to watch and enjoy its childlike wonder.

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  5. Dorkly Remembers the C.I.A.’s Spy Cats

    [Redacted]

    Sure, the Central Intelligence Agency's Twitter updates might make them seem like a relevant and totally reasonable organization, but history says otherwise. Dorkly has compiled a hilarious and in-depth list of seven C.I.A. operations that would make great band names but definitely don't increase my confidence in our country's secret agents—"Acoustic Kitty," anyone?

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  6. And Now: Weightless Cats [VIDEO]

    These cats are NOT IMPRESSED.

    This is a clip from 1947 footage of work undertaken by the Aerospace Medical Research Laboratories. Apparently, this Very Important Space Learning included finding out what happens to cats in space. And now - now we know. Cats do not handle themselves well in weightlessness. Also, no kitties were harmed in the making of this video. Well, except for maybe their pride.

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  7. Things We Saw Today: Chewbacca Dog Comes With His Own Bandolier

    Baby got 'bacca.

    This costume reportedly won third place at a Petco Star Wars Contest, which begs the question: who won first? If you happen to have an adorable walking carpet of your very own, Petco actually sells a Chewbacca dog hoodie.

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  8. Surrealists at Sanrio Censor Comic for Implying Hello Kitty Is an Actual Cat

    Hello Kitty is an anagram for Kill the Toy. I know too much.

    In a confounding new development, artist Karl Kershcl says that a Metroid-inspired strip he designed for a book featuring Hello Kitty art from illustrators around the globe was censored because, "Sanrio doesn’t want Hello Kitty associated with an actual cat in any way. "

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  9. “What a Bunch of Cat-Holes.” Yes, It’s Guardians of the Galaxy, But With Cats.

    No, we're not sorry.

    Were you thinking about going to see GOTG again this weekend? Well, still do that; but first, watch this rendition of the film starring cats instead of people. It's exactly as adorable as you think it is. Also, the Rocket Raccoon cat is named "Bradley Pooper."

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  10. Christopher Walken In Direct-To-VCR ’80s Puss In Boots Musical Is All I’ve Ever Wanted From the Internet

    All closet skeletons should have such facial hair.

    I'm sure many of you already knew about the direct-to-VCR 1988 Puss in Boots musical starring Sean Connery's son Jason and a young Christopher Walken as a giant mustachioed cat-man.

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