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  1. Up Is Down, Black Is White: Google Starts Work on Car Service While Uber Has Plans For Self-Driving Cars

    Meanwhile, I still want nothing to do with Uber or self-driving vehicles of any kind.

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  2. For $85 on Airbnb, You Can Be the Junk in Elon Musk’s Trunk

    OK, on a technicality, but still.

    A guy from Phoenix, Arizona noticed his Tesla Model S had enough back to fit an air mattress back there, and after using it as his own portable, environmentally friendly hotel several times, he's opening up the opportunity to everyone on Airbnb. $85 might seem like a steep asking price to sleep in a trunk, but the Model S probably cost him more than some people's homes you could stay in.

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  3. Conan Highlights the Kitten-Trampling Dangers of Google Driverless Cars

    Did you mean "electrocute us?"

    We all saw that impressive video from Google last week that highlighted the safety and comfort of their self-driving cars. If they can carry a bunch of old people and children without killing any of them in a fiery crash, that's a win, right? Wrong -- according to Conan O'Brien, Google only showed you what they wanted you to see in that first cut.

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  4. Will You Watch a 2.5 Minute Car Commercial to Hear Tom Hiddleston Recite Shakespeare?

    i'll just leave this here

    That is the question that Jaguar is asking with its latest installment in its dubiously connected but totally Tumblr ready ad campaign that pairs Great Britain with great villains. Let us know in the comments if their gamble paid off. Previously in Tom Hiddleston

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  5. Teach Your Kids About Ghostbusters With This Custom Made Ecto-1 Cozy Coupe

    But wait until they're older to tell them about the keymasters and the gatekeepers—er, birds and bees.

    We're all still in mourning of the passing of fallen Ghostbuster Harold Ramis, but maybe we can channel that grief into something productive and worthwhile. You know, like modifying a Little Tykes Cozy Coupe car to look like the car Egon Spengler drove around in while chasing down the supernatural forces that threaten our city.

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  6. Attention Very Rich People, You Can Now Spend Your $$$ On Swarovski Crystal Headlights

    Sorry, children of developing countries, I've got useless ornamental crystals to buy!

    If you are really rich (like bought all of the Hammacher Schlemmer catalogue, substitute toilet paper with shredded legal documents, Beyonce and Jay-Z rich) then lucky you! The headlights on the new Mercedes-Benz S-Class Coupe are made from Swarovski crystals. Because owning a Mercedes Benz isn't a sufficient enough status symbol alone.

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  7. Tina Fey Wants To Be In Charge of Issuing Twitter Licenses.

    #onlyforyouLiz

    With one exception (the Batmobile) I don't like cars, so I never considered watching Jerry Seinfeld's web series Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee before. But Tina Fey was on this week, and after watching her and Jerry go get coffee and something called a cereal smoothie, I think I'm hooked.

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  8. This Wonder Woman Car Isn’t Invisible, What the Hell?!

    Faster than a speeding bullet!

    ...but it's cool and it's for a good cause, so I'll let that little detail slide. This is the Wonder Woman Kia Sportage, made to support DC Entertainment's We Can Be Heroes charity campaign. The car made its debut back in March, which is like ten thousand years in Internet time, we know, we know. But this is the first time we're seeing it, so... nyah. You can see detail shots at Motor Trend. (Thanks, tipster Mike!) Are you following The Mary Sue on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, & Google +?

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  9. You Can Buy A S.H.I.E.L.D. Vehicle From The Avengers On Ebay

    Excelsior!

    How would you like to wake up Christmas day to find this pretty thing wrapped in a giant red bow in your driveway? The dream could become a reality as the Scottsdale Motor Company is selling it on Ebay. They write, "This 2011 Acura MDX is a true collector car! This beast is from the movie The Avengers! This S.H.I.E.L.D MDX was custom built especially for this movie. There were only 10 made! Not only is this SUV loaded with factory options but it also comes equipped with the S.H.I.E.L.D build options." I'll be honest, if I was in the market for a new car, I'd seriously consider this. Because seriously, it's a relatively new car, filled with good stuff, and painted to make you look like a S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent. You could roll up anywhere and not get a ticket. Ok, that's probably not true, but you will look like a boss. The "buy it now" price is $42,900 and bids are up to $22,100 with their reserve not yet met. Are you following The Mary Sue on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, & Google +?

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  10. Pew Pew! BMW Puts Lasers in Headlights

    We're one step closer to a working Mach 5!

    Unless you're a Bond villain or a member of Cobra, your car probably doesn't shoot lasers, but BMW wants to change that. Their new laser headlights promise to be brighter than any other headlight on the market. That has obvious safety benefits, but you'll also get to brag that your car has frickin' laserbeams attached to its frickin' headlights.

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