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  1. Things We Saw Today: This Is the Mara Jade Tee You’re Looking For

    Because you can never have too many.

    Hey, it's only $14.00! This is an investment, right?

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  2. Things We Saw Today: Star Wars Landspeeder Kitty Bed

    Meow the force be with you.

    This bunny is named Benjamin Linus (yes, like that Ben Linus), and he is the best bunny cosplayer in the biz. He even has his own 2015 calendar. We're also partial to the Walter White cosplay. (via Fashionably Geek)

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  3. Mohawk Storm As You’ve Never Seen Her Before…As A Cake Pop

    om nom nom

    I'll admit, I'm not one for cake pops, too sweet for my tastes, but even if I did eat them I couldn't bring myself to consume these. Behold! Punk Storm cake pops from Kitchen Overlord (they've got a handy how-to on their site). Now I'm imagining them flying through the air. Previously in X-Men

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  4. Peep Parody of Everyone Poops Wins Marshmallow Contest

    If your poop is peep colored, go to the doctor. Now.

    Peeps are more than just barely-edible candy! Every year, The Washington Post holds a Peep Show contest for lovingly crafted marshmallow-based dioramas. Kate Hohman's cheeky entry, Everyone Peeps, was one of this year's top finalists.

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  5. Candy Crush Saga Owner King Finally Stops Trying to Trademark the Word “Candy”

    This calls for a rousing chorus of celebration from the Lollipop Guild.

    After provoking the ire of pretty much everyone on the Internet (not that they hadn't already provoked it with their incredibly addictive, impossible-to-beat game), the company behind Candy Crush Saga appears to finally be backing off from the ridiculous trademark petition it first applied for in February of last year.

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  6. Kitchen Overlord Has a Recipe for Custom Candy Hearts That Don’t Taste Like Chalky Ass

    Unless you like chalky ass. Then do whatever you want.

    It's Valentine's Day tomorrow. If you're out shopping for just the right kind of candy heart but don't like gnawing on chalk or passing on canned sentiment, then may we suggest making your own? Our friends over at Kitchen Overlord have this handy guide to custom culinary caring confections. And great news: they're really easy.

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  7. This Website Lets You Make Your Own Candy Hearts, So We Made Some Nerdy Ones for You

    You're welcome.

    Rejected candy hearts are all the rage this Valentine's season. Well, you know, and every Valentine's season since the invention of the Internet and terrible jokes (whichever came first). But they're especially easy to make this season using the Cryptogram, so we made a bunch of nerdy ones, just for you.

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  8. Things We Saw Today: Wow, I Didn’t Know There Are No Female Characters In Adventure Time!

    Things We Saw Today least that's what you'd think if you looked at McDonalds' line of Adventure Time Happy Meal toys, which has only male characters and is marketed "for boys," while the Paul Frank monkeys are "for girls." Princess Bubblegum, Marceline, Lumpy Space Princess, etc. must have been figments of my imagination this whole time. (Serious Eats)

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  9. Science Has Created Candy That Protects Your Teeth, All Things Are Possible

    No, it's not Grillz.

    We would have settled for candy that wasn't bad for your teeth, but that wasn't enough for Christine Lang of the biotech company Organobalance. No, Lang and her colleagues decided that candy should make up for its years of causing cavities by actively preventing them, and they've finally achieved their goal. Take that, parents everywhere.

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  10. Candy You Probably Won’t Get Trick-or-Treating Tonight

    We ate too much candy.

    Yesterday the Geekosystem team took a field trip to Economy Candy here in New York City. It specializes in odd and vintage candy you're not likely to find in most places. We stocked up on sweets that people probably aren't going to be handing out for Trick-or-Treat tonight, and after tasting them that's probably for the best.

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