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Things We Saw Today

Things We Saw Today: Robert Downey Jr Hosted a Winter Soldier Screening For Little Kids On His Birthday

Dammit, Robert, why? Why would you do this to me? Geekosystem has more information if you feel like torturing yourself.

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The Cake Is A Lie

Put Studio Ghibli In Your Mouth With Heartache Cakes

Never have the films of Studio Ghibli looked more sweet than when UK bakery Heartache Cakes got its hands on them. When Geeks Wed has a look at some of their non-Ghibli cakes (that Skeksis), or you can scan through the images on their Facebook page for the rest of them. A drool bucket may come in handy.

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Things We Saw Today

Things We Saw Today: A Life-Size Captain Jack Sparrow Cake

It took Lara Clarke of Tasty Cakes 90 hours to make this 5’5”-tall Captain Jack Sparrow cake. Worth every second, I say. (That’s Nerdalicious)

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Evil Horse Cake Will Challenge Your Affection for Red Velvet

This demonic horse with its flesh falling off its bones is actually made almost entirely of red velvet cake. Presumably it is the evil twin of this Unicorn rainbow cake. Unfortunately we will never get to see what happens when the two cakes meet, because they were both devoured.

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Things We Saw Today: NYCC Exclusive Spaceballs Poster

Artist Timothy Pittides and Bottleneck Gallery are selling this Spaceballs poster exclusively at this weekend’s New York Comic Con. Merchandising, merchandising! Where the real money from the movie is made! (/Film)

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Nerdy Nummies Shows Us How to Make a Pusheen Cake

You know, Pusheen. Look, it’s a cat cake. With cookie inside of it. I don’t know what you have to complain about.

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Things We Saw Today: A Very Fast Mailbox

Bryan Singer tweeted this photo out yesterday, in case you had any doubts about whether he’d be making good on claims that Quicksilver would be appearing in Days of Future Past. (MTV)

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Wishes Do Come True: How to Make Creme Brulee Dragon Balls

Collect all seven creme brulee cake ball Dragon Balls and summon the creme brulee dragon! He only grants wishes about desserts, though. I’m gonna ask him to bring back that instant oatmeal with gummy bears that I used to eat when I was a kid.

And All Was Right With the World

This Cake Fit for Galactus Certainly Would Have Made Me Pay Attention In Earth Science

Rhiannon baked this cake for her sister, a teacher in training, in order to help her with teaching geology to some primary school kids, even though she initially thought it would be impossible to do without an expensive spherical pan. It was a hit with students, of cores course.

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Portal Cake Mix for the Lazy Geek

Well, maybe. With cake related Portal themed products, you always run the risk of somebody thinking it’d be funny to make it a lie (also this is clearly not officially licensed, or Valve would be selling it in their store). And it’s hard to tell from the user reviews here, because, frankly, between “the cake is a lie” jokes and Amazon customer reviews on joke products we may have found the greatest source of natural irony the world has ever known. So how about we just look at the product page, and then go home and make our own black forest cake.

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