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Things We Saw Today

Things We Saw Today: This Star Wars Wedding Cake Is Most Impressive

by Rebecca Pahle | 4:57 pm, February 13th, 2013

Each tier of depicts a different scene: The bottom is Luke on Tatooine in a A New Hope (the groom’s been to that filming location), the middle is Leia meeting Wicket in Return of the Jedi (the bride’s been to that filming location), and the top is the wedding of Anakin and Padme in Attack of the Clones (they want to visit that filming location together). Visit That’s Nerdalicious for detail shots.

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i swear by my pretty floral bonnet i will end you

Helen Mirren Is Back As The Classiest Killer Ever In Red 2 Trailer

by Jill Pantozzi | 11:20 am, January 18th, 2013

Catherine Zeta-Jones and Anthony Hopkins join the cast of Red 2 with Bruce Willis, Mary-Louise Parker, and John Malkovich reprising their roles. They’ve got a new director this time around though, Dean Parisot. You may know him from such films as Galaxy Quest. And well, that’s all you need to know because Galaxy Quest is awesome.

(via Deadline)

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Oh Really?

Michelle Rodriguez Doesn’t Think She’s Done Enough Action Films To Be In A Female Expendables

by Jill Pantozzi | 11:06 am, September 10th, 2012

When we first heard an all-female Expendables type film was in the works, Michelle Rodriguez was one actress a lot of you said was a must-have. Rodriguez disagrees. She says she doesn’t have enough action film experience under her belt yet to which we say, “ORLY?” 

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Oh My Stars and Garters

Breaking: The Next Expendables Film Will Feature A Female Action Star Cast

by Jill Pantozzi | 12:47 pm, August 18th, 2012

Don’t bother pinching yourself. You’re awake. This is actually happening. With The Expendables 2 just hitting theaters this weekend, Variety is reporting another Expendables-type film will feature a cast made up of female action stars. Hit the jump for my reaction and oh yeah, all the details we know so far. 

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Contest

The Mary Sue’s Moonrise Kingdom Giveaway!

by Jill Pantozzi | 1:26 pm, June 22nd, 2012

Wes Anderson’s new film, Moonrise Kingdom is a quirky tale set in the summer of 1965 starring Bill Murray, Bruce Willis, Edward Norton, Frances McDormand, Tilda Swinton, and more. The Mary Sue is happy to present a giveaway from Focus Features! Read on to see what, and how, you can win! 

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Oh Hollywood

Sylvester Stallone Blames the End of Action Movies on Superheroes, Which We Thought Were in Action Movies

by Jamie Frevele | 2:57 pm, May 30th, 2012

Sylvester Stallone is upset, you guys. Upset that action movies just aren’t what they used to be. You know, back when men were men, and so were action movies. Now it’s just a bunch of magic guys in tights who don’t participate in any real action because their magic make it too easy. And that’s not action. I mean, look at those freaking arms! Sylvester Stallone never let anyone do any CGI to him, I’ll tell you that.

But seriously, he said that action films are “fading away.” Has he not been to the movies at all in recent years? Man, he’s been working hard on Expendables 2, sequestered all the way up in that Tibetan mountain lodge, far away from civilization as we know it!

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Things We Saw Today

Things We Saw Today: Portal Cats

by Jill Pantozzi | 5:31 pm, February 18th, 2012

These are Portal Cats. Your argument in invalid. (via @8bitwhiz) 

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Helen Mirren Says She’s Ready for Another RED

by Jamie Frevele | 3:59 pm, September 25th, 2011

Dame Helen Mirren has confirmed her involvement in the sequel to RED, the 2010 sleeper hit of an action movie based on Warren Ellis‘ comic that turned this awesome woman in her 60s into a serious action star (National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets notwithstanding). The sequel, which was announced back in January, doesn’t have anyone else officially on board at the moment, but if Mirren is on board, then everyone else is just going to look like a huge bummer if they turn it down.

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Do You Know What They Call A Quarter Pounder With Cheese in the Galactic Republic?

by Susana Polo | 9:38 am, September 22nd, 2011

In the universe where Pulp Fiction is recast with all Star Wars characters, Jabba the Hutt is obviously Marcellus Wallace, which means that Han Solo is Butch Coolidge (Bruce Willis‘ character) and I am reeeeeally okay with that.

For those of you who haven’t memorized the entire contents of Pulp Fiction, I’ll just mention that this video contains one of its least expletive laden dialogues, which might be useful information to you.

(via Gamma Squad.)

Cautiously Optimistic

Red 2 Is Looking For A Director

by Susana Polo | 11:19 am, September 1st, 2011

So they found a director for Die Hard 5, which according to the Mohs scale of mineral hardness puts this particular death alongside cobalt, obsidian, and tooth enamel. It’s John Moore, in case anyone was interested.

We’re much more interested in another related-only-by-the-serendipity-of-Bruce-Willis tidbit of news: that Die Hard 5 is trying to get off the ground and finished before Summit Entertainment makes good on the roughly $120 million in profits it made on last summer’s Red and puts its sequel into production.

Why are we interested? Could it be getting to watch Dame Helen Mirren wielding some more giant guns? Well…

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