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  1. Don’t Wait For the Future, Syfy’s 12 Monkeys is the New Show to Get Hooked on Right Now

    Syfy's 12 Monkeys is absolutely, positively, 100% the next show you need to be obsessed over.

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  2. The Fifth Element Was Originally Supposed To Star Julia Roberts, Mel Gibson, & Prince

    The World May Never Know


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  3. Harrison Ford Will Be In The Expendables 3, But Bruce Willis Won’t Be

    "It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage."

    If you're not following Sylvester Stallone's Twitter then you have a problem, because tweets sound amazing if you read them in Sylvester Stallone's voice. But more than that, Stallone revealed some amazing news yesterday: Harrison Ford will join the cast of The Expendables 3 for some old-fashioned (pun intended) ass-kicking action.

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  4. You Know What Crazy Is? Crazy Is Syfy Making A 12 Monkeys TV Show


    Wackos everywhere, plague of madness.

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  5. Things We Saw Today: This Star Wars Wedding Cake Is Most Impressive

    Things We Saw Today

    Each tier of depicts a different scene: The bottom is Luke on Tatooine in a A New Hope (the groom's been to that filming location), the middle is Leia meeting Wicket in Return of the Jedi (the bride's been to that filming location), and the top is the wedding of Anakin and Padme in Attack of the Clones (they want to visit that filming location together). Visit That's Nerdalicious for detail shots.

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  6. European Space Agency Planning Mission to Deflect Asteroids, Could Inspire Armageddon 2

    A proposed mission by the European Space Agency seeks to send a pair of spacecraft out to a nearby asteroid to test the effects of smashing one of the crafts into the asteroid at 6.25 km/second. The primary goal is to see how well a possible method of asteroid deflection would work, but it won't do anything as spectacular as actually blowing up the asteroid. I guess they're saving that honor for Bruce Willis.

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  7. Helen Mirren Is Back As The Classiest Killer Ever In Red 2 Trailer

    i swear by my pretty floral bonnet i will end you

    Catherine Zeta-Jones and Anthony Hopkins join the cast of Red 2 with Bruce Willis, Mary-Louise Parker, and John Malkovich reprising their roles. They've got a new director this time around though, Dean Parisot. You may know him from such films as Galaxy Quest. And well, that's all you need to know because Galaxy Quest is awesome. (via Deadline) Are you following The Mary Sue on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, & Google +?

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  8. Michelle Rodriguez Doesn’t Think She’s Done Enough Action Films To Be In A Female Expendables

    Oh Really?

    When we first heard an all-female Expendables type film was in the works, Michelle Rodriguez was one actress a lot of you said was a must-have. Rodriguez disagrees. She says she doesn't have enough action film experience under her belt yet to which we say, "ORLY?" 

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  9. Yippee-Ki-Yay, Music Downloaders: Bruce Willis Apparently Wants to Sue Apple Over iTunes Collection

    In what will surely turn into a legal bloodbath should it ever actually happen, Bruce Willis is supposedly looking to take Apple to court over who owns the rights to his huge music collection. You see, when folks buy music via iTunes -- or nearly any other digital distributor -- they're not actually purchasing something that they can then hand off. In most cases, they're purchasing a license for personal use. It gets worse: These licenses are typically nontransferable.

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  10. Breaking: The Next Expendables Film Will Feature A Female Action Star Cast

    Oh My Stars and Garters

    Don't bother pinching yourself. You're awake. This is actually happening. With The Expendables 2 just hitting theaters this weekend, Variety is reporting another Expendables-type film will feature a cast made up of female action stars. Hit the jump for my reaction and oh yeah, all the details we know so far. 

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  11. Newest Looper Trailer Shows Even More Bruce Willis [Video]

    It's no secret that Joseph Gordon-Levitt has become something of a hot property in Hollywood. With popular appearances in Inception and The Dark Knight Rises, among others, his trajectory has continued on its upward path. But now we're finally getting a promising movie with Gordon-Levitt in the lead as a enterprising assassin that takes out the unwanted chaff from the future. As in, the come back in time and he kills them. Until someone sends his older self back, portrayed by a grizzled Bruce Willis. The newest trailer for the movie, Looper, is an intense look at a movie that's sure to be a hit. One can't help but enjoy the two of them on the screen together.

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  12. The Mary Sue’s Moonrise Kingdom Giveaway!


    Wes Anderson's new film, Moonrise Kingdom is a quirky tale set in the summer of 1965 starring Bill Murray, Bruce WillisEdward Norton, Frances McDormand, Tilda Swinton, and more. The Mary Sue is happy to present a giveaway from Focus Features! Read on to see what, and how, you can win! 

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  13. Sylvester Stallone Blames the End of Action Movies on Superheroes, Which We Thought Were in Action Movies

    Oh Hollywood

    Sylvester Stallone is upset, you guys. Upset that action movies just aren't what they used to be. You know, back when men were men, and so were action movies. Now it's just a bunch of magic guys in tights who don't participate in any real action because their magic make it too easy. And that's not action. I mean, look at those freaking arms! Sylvester Stallone never let anyone do any CGI to him, I'll tell you that. But seriously, he said that action films are "fading away." Has he not been to the movies at all in recent years? Man, he's been working hard on Expendables 2, sequestered all the way up in that Tibetan mountain lodge, far away from civilization as we know it!

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  14. Things We Saw Today: Portal Cats

    Things We Saw Today

    These are Portal Cats. Your argument in invalid. (via @8bitwhiz) 

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  15. Wes Anderson’s Moonrise Kingdom Looks Fantastic, Yellow

    The trailer for writer-director-auteur Wes Anderson's forthcoming film Moonrise Kingdom has dropped and it looks pretty fantastic. Set in the late 1960s, the film centers around a puppy love romance between two twelve year-olds that culminates in their running away, and the subsequent man hunt. Add Bruce Willis, Edward Norton, Frances McDormand, Jason Schwartzman, Tilda Swinton, Harvey Keitel, and (of course) Bill Murray, and it just gets even better. The 1960s setting and the very young cast are interesting moves for Anderson; he's used a '60s aesthetic in a lot of his movies and had very young actors in his movies before, but it will be interesting to see how his directoral abilities and stylized film making will work with the cast. I simply can't wait for the slow-motion walking scenes and daddy issues. See the trailer, after the break.

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  16. Helen Mirren Says She’s Ready for Another RED

    million dollar lady

    Dame Helen Mirren has confirmed her involvement in the sequel to RED, the 2010 sleeper hit of an action movie based on Warren Ellis' comic that turned this awesome woman in her 60s into a serious action star (National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets notwithstanding). The sequel, which was announced back in January, doesn't have anyone else officially on board at the moment, but if Mirren is on board, then everyone else is just going to look like a huge bummer if they turn it down.

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  17. Do You Know What They Call A Quarter Pounder With Cheese in the Galactic Republic?

    In the universe where Pulp Fiction is recast with all Star Wars characters, Jabba the Hutt is obviously Marcellus Wallace, which means that Han Solo is Butch Coolidge (Bruce Willis' character) and I am reeeeeally okay with that. For those of you who haven't memorized the entire contents of Pulp Fiction, I'll just mention that this video contains one of its least expletive laden dialogues, which might be useful information to you. (via Gamma Squad.)

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  18. Red 2 Is Looking For A Director

    Cautiously Optimistic

    So they found a director for Die Hard 5, which according to the Mohs scale of mineral hardness puts this particular death alongside cobalt, obsidian, and tooth enamel. It's John Moore, in case anyone was interested. We're much more interested in another related-only-by-the-serendipity-of-Bruce-Willis tidbit of news: that Die Hard 5 is trying to get off the ground and finished before Summit Entertainment makes good on the roughly $120 million in profits it made on last summer's Red and puts its sequel into production. Why are we interested? Could it be getting to watch Dame Helen Mirren wielding some more giant guns? Well...

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  19. Could Bruce Willis Possibly Make G.I. Joe 2: Retaliation Watchable?

    Consider the Following

    According to Deadline, he's getting a chance at it:
    Bruce Willis is negotiating to play the original G.I. Joe, Joe Colton in Paramount's G.I. Joe: Retaliation. This courtship has been going on for about six weeks or more... Paramount was chasing [Willis] for the Colton role way back on July 1.
    I mean, it's not like anyone has regrets about being in the first G.I. Joe, right?

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  20. He’s the Best at What He Does, But What He Does is Shout “Yippee-ki-yay, mother!@*#er!”

    These comic book characters are more interesting than your regular action heroes. It would be very hard now to go back to Bruce Willis as John McClane in Die Hard unless he was popping claws like Wolverine or started climbing up the wall like Spider-Man. - Mark Millar on the power that realistic special effects have given (his?) super hero movies. For the record we think that John McClane would kick Spider-Man's pansy ass and that he and Wolverine would probably get along disturbingly well.

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