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British Journal of Sports Medicine

  1. La-Z-Boys: Sitting Around All Day Makes Men’s Sperm as Lazy as They Are

    Time for a little real talk, gentlemen. Over the last couple of decades, the overall quality of sperm has simply dropped off, and according to a study published this week in the British Journal of Sports Medicine, we probably have no one but our lazy-ass selves to blame. It turns out that a lifestyle in which we sit on our keisters drinking beer and playing video games all day renders our sperm just as lazy as we are. The good news is that regular, vigorous physical exercise could be just what the doctor ordered for restoring the vitality of our sperm. The bad news, of course, is that we stopped listening to that sentence after the phrase "regular, vigorous exercise," which is clearly a non-starter as far as lifestyle choices go.

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