Inside of a dog it's too dark to read
These bookmarks by Beth Yates
(bethydesigns on Etsy) have me imagining the Doctor, Merlin, Harry Potter, Sherlock, et. al. interrupting your reading time with running commentary.
Sherlock would figure out the ending and spoil it for you two chapters in. If you were reading The Once and Future King
Merlin and Arthur would butt in every few pages to insult each other's characters, and Gwen and pre-evil Morgana would just roll their eyes because they're better than those two dollopheads five times over. Hermione would relate everything to Hogwarts: A History
, Eleven would have a really hard time staying still, and Ten would ruin your books by crying on them.
And worst of all, your shameful secret…
"Is that Twilight?!"