No. No no no no no no no. no.
Annnnnnd ... that was that. Hollywood ran out of ideas. And the only thing it's coming up with is a movie based on the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
. Seriously, they were so serious about this that it made it into the press where people might find out about it, read about it, and digest it with their precious brains. Apparently, Macy's
is "always looking for the next Miracle on 34th Street
" and wants to turn the parade into "a four-quadrant, family-friendly film somewhere in that Night At The Museum
sweet spot." Yeah. I like all three of those movies. Please, let me speak on behalf of all moviegoers when I say that no one wants these movies to mate
. Everyone involved will wake up dirty, regretful, and thinking they were so much better off as just friends.