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Monday Cute: Birds Annoy Cats

Nobody likes to see cats or birds mistreated. Mildly annoyed, though, that’s like 40% of the internet right there.


And Now For Something Completely Different

Watch a Parakeet Trying to Say “Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition” [VIDEO]

Meet Disco. Disco has a pretty big vocabulary for a parakeet. “Hamburger” is among the words he can say. So is “cheeseburger.” Dirty Dancing quotes? Disco’s on that. But “inquisition”… well, that one’s a bit tougher.

(via: Nerd Approved)

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Monday Cute: Baby Ostriches Dance the Closing Ceremonies of San Diego Comic-Con

Actually they’re just dancing ’cause that’s what ostriches do in their spare time, even when they’re being fostered by a human parent along with some four-week-younger emus.

(via Hypervocal.)



Monday Cute: Wobbly Baby Flamingo Can’t Believe It’s Monday Morning Already

It’ll be okay, little… uh. What’s your name? Oh, you and your nest mates were named after presidents Washington, Lincoln, and Truman? There’s gotta be a joke in there somewhere.

(via ZooBorns.)

it's time to play the music

Monday Cute: Bird Sings Totoro Theme to Piano Accompanyment

Do you think Poko the Cockatiel would like to be a guest soloist with my a capella group?


Don't Try This At Home

Real Birds Tweet With Their Own Twitter Account, Are More Interesting Than You [VIDEO]

When we first got my cat Dewey, he had a tendency to walk on my keyboard. I was surprised one day to find replies to my twitter stream asking if I was OK. Turns out, Dewey had sent a tweet on my behalf of complete gibberish thanks to me leaving Tweetdeck open. And it wouldn’t be the last time. But conceptual artist  Voldemars Dudums decided to let some animals tweet on purpose, namely birds. Which couldn’t be more perfect considering Twitter’s mascot. How did he do it? He set up a Twitter account for them, @hungry_birds, and rigged a keyboard with snacks of pork fat. They now have over 5,000 followers. Watch them in action but make sure to pay attention to what Dudums says near the end of the video about the rest of us Twitter users. You can learn more at

(via Colossal)

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All this has happened before...

The Crazy Mass Bird Deaths Are Back! (Probably Because It’s 2012 and We’re All Gonna Die)

Last year, thousands of blackbirds have fallen down dead in an Arkansas town without any real explanation, except for, maybe, fireworks. And now, in that same town, a few dozen more blackbirds have fallen down dead — except this year, police banned fireworks on New Year’s Eve. Oh, wait — people were shooting off fireworks, anyway? So, yeah, the reason might be fireworks again. Not the apocalypse. Even though there will be plenty of people blaming the apocalypse, it will probably just be New Year’s Eve fireworks.


May the Odds Be Ever in Your Favor

This Love Bird Will Freaking Destroy You [Video]

Nothing can defeat the Love Bird. The Love Bird can wield weapons of all kinds and is practiced in martial arts. You cannot defeat the Love Bird. The Love Bird will kill you. Maybe even moidelize you. Consider yourself warned!

(Bits and Pieces)

Almost Totally Excellent

Human Sings Duet With Bird

See, it’s not just Disney Princesses.

(via Reddit.)

This Makes Sense

Quentin Tarantino Is Suing True Blood Creator Over His Loud, Exotic Birds

If you’re taking Quentin Tarantino to Disney World, do not take him to the Tiki Room.

As we speak, a potentially epic legal battle is taking place between violence-loving director Quentin Tarantino and some exotic birds. Namely, exotic birds belonging to the creator/director of True Blood and Six Feet Under, Alan Ball. Why, do you ask, is Tarantino waging war on Alan Ball’s birds? Because of their “obnoxious pteradactyl-like screams”! Don’t you hate those?