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  1. Don’t Worry, Fellow Humans: Science Is Hard At Work On Space Beer

    Mars needs moms Molson.

    We put a Buzz in space, but can we get a buzz on in space? Fear not, Earthlings: scientists and breweries across our planet are already hard at work ensuring that if we ever meet extraterrestrials in the final frontier, we'll have a couple of quality cold ones in the chamber to share.

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  2. Things We Saw Today: Lady Luffy!

    She's going to be king of the pirates!

    This Rule 63 Luffy cosplay from One Piece by Jessdresses Cosplay is too cute for words. (via Fashionably Geek)

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  3. Happy Canada Day! Here’s a Beer Fridge That Only Opens When You Sing “O Canada”

    I would watch an entire movie of Bob and Doug McKenzie trying to get in this fridge.

    Today is Canada Day! Molson wanted to celebrate by making Canadian citizens sing for their beer. They built a fridge, but the only way to get at the beer inside is to sing "O Canada" and to get the words right. And just in case they try this in the US any time soon, here are the lyrics to "The Star Spangled Banner" -- all of them.

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  4. Things We Saw Today: Ruth Bader Ginsburg Has Strong Words on the Hobby Lobby Birth Control Mandate

    As do we, incidentally.

    Ruth Bader Ginsburg wrote a passionate 35-page dissent on today's Hobby Lobby mandate, condemning a ruling that will revoke thousands of women's contraceptive coverage.

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  5. Science May Rebuild Bones Using Beer, Truly This Is A Beautiful World

    Beer me, nurse.

    The byproducts of brewing beer cost the industry an arm and a leg every year, but thanks to recently-published research, America's favorite drink may soon be saving limbs. A team of scientists say that beer waste is the ideal substance to help regrow bones, so drink up, everyone. We will become heroes.

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  6. Now You Can Suck on Beer With These Flavored Lollipops

    Hmm, I'm tasting notes of fructose in this brew.

    Once you hit a certain age, lollipops feel like the sort of treat you're not allowed to have anymore—especially because, as I have learned, licking foods in public will often cause creeps to shout things at you. Well, those people can (metaphorically) suck it. Beer-flavored lollipops exist now and nothing will keep me from enjoying them.

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  7. Slathering Your Meat In Beer May Help Prevent Cancer

    Oh, the sacrifices we must make for our health!

    Backyard cookouts are to die for, but fortunately now you don't have to. A new study says that beer marinades may reduce the risk of colorectal cancer potentially posed by eating grilled meat, so summer 2014 is going to be next-level delicious.

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  8. Drink for the Glory of the Klingon Empire With New “Warnog” Beer

    Does anyone know the Klingon phrase for "Let's get drunk!"

    Want to get drunk like a Klingon? That's an option you'll have pretty soon thanks to the Tin Man Brewing Company of Eastville, Indiana and their new Klingon branded Warnog ale.

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  9. Things We Saw Today: Google Pays Tribute to Dorothy Irene Height

    Educator, activist, and champion of the economic, educational, voting rights of African-American women, Dorothy Irene Height has been honored with a Google Doodle on the occasion of the one hundred and fourth anniversary of her birth.

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  10. Walker Is a Zombie Beer Brewed With Real Brains, Needs No Further Explanation

    Ugh, no. Guys, we were asking for, "Graaaaaaaaains..."

    Hey, Walkers need to unwind after their long days of jump-scares, groaning, and devouring human flesh. Seriously, do you know how much energy all that shambling takes? So it's only natural that someone would create a beer especially for zombies, and yes, the special ingredient is really brains.

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