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  1. Yurikuma Arashi Recap—Episode 7: “The Girl That I Forgot”

    I may never be able to listen to “Teddy Bears’ Picnic” the same way again.

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  2. Space Cowboys Packing Heat: Russian Astronauts Bring Their Guns

    Dakka dakka dakka!

    There are a lot of dangers in space. Comets, asteroids, aliens, bears. That's why Russian astronauts bring their guns.

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  3. Yurikuma Arashi Recap—Episode 4: “I Can’t Get A Kiss”

    And now for something completely different...

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  4. Yurikuma Arashi Recap—Episode 3: “The Invisible Storm”

    The moment of truth.

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  5. Yurikuma Arashi Recap—Episode 2: “I Will Never Forgive You”

    Creepiest. Harem. Ever.

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  6. Yurikuma Arashi Recap—Episode 1: “Never Back Down on Love”

    Yes, it's about lesbians.

    From the director of Sailor Moon and Revolutionary Girl Utena comes a show about magical bears, invisible storms, and some of the least subtle imagery in anime history.

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  7. Oh, Bother: Polish Town Bans Winnie The Pooh As Punishment For His Brazen Nudity

    Bear. Naked.

    Several City Council members in the small town of Tuszyn recently suggested the British bear as a mascot for a local playground, but in minutes obtained by The Croatian Times, many city officials took deep offense to Winnie's free-flowing bear rump.

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  8. It’s What’s on the Inside that Counts, and Inside Your Teddy Bear Is a Freakish Monster

    Did these teddy bears swing over the bar like Inside Out Boy?

    Or is it, "It's not who you are on the inside, but what you do that defines you"? Well, what these Teddy Bears do is greatly unsettle us, so in the case of the very real photo book of freakish inside-out teddy bears, Bears, I guess either works. And I thought Teddy Ruxpin was creepy.

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  9. Things We Saw Today: Sith Elsa Is Not To Be Toyed With

    Now where is Tauntaun Olaf?

    Some fantastic Sith Elsa cosplay by Amanda Dawn at this year's Dragon Con.

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  10. Farmer Builds Nightmarish Bear-Electrocuting Robot, We’ll Never Sleep Again

    The B-800?

    Standard scarecrows don't really keep bears out of your crops, so Mustafa Karasungur, a 46-year-old Turkish farmer and inventor, built a robotic one that looks like an old-school Doctor Who villain and roams your nightmares his fields swinging a chain charged with 25,000 volts. Have fun looking over your shoulder for red-eyed, electrified bearminators every time you hear a car alarm from now on.

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  11. Baby Bear With Batman Logo on Chest Celebrates Rescue by Playing in Pool

    Bearfleck?

    Caters News has shared this video of Georges, a juvenile Asian Black Bear with a Batman logo in his fur. Much like the caped crusader himself, Georges, who was recently rescued from bile traffickers by AnimalsAsia, has had a troubled past. Luckily, Bearuce seems to have the pluck necessary to recover from his difficult youth. DC: take notice. This cub needs to be canon.

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  12. Bear Falls Through Skylight Into Boy’s First Birthday Party, Eats Hella Cupcakes

    Maybe my invitation got lost in the wooaaaaaaaaaaah!

    If you give a moose a muffin, he will probably want some jam, but if you don't invite a bear to a birthday party, he will devour all baked goods and cause extensive property damage. The Andrew W.K. of bears literally crashed a boy's first birthday party in Alaska last Saturday, simultaneously capturing cupcakes as well as my heart.

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  13. Teddy Bears Were Invented Because We Forgot That Nature Wants To Kill Us

    "Bears know who they are, but they often don’t know who you are, which is why they kill you." - Mike Birbiglia

    Pretty much everyone has fond memories of a stuffed bear toy they once played with. That's weird when you think about it, because actual bears are vicious animals that will maul you to death. In this TED talk from March, writer Jon Mooallem has some ideas about why we've gotten into the habit of cute-ifying all of our most terrifying predators.

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  14. Canadian Mountie Delighted To Find Tumblr’s Cartoons of Her Stopping Crime With Bear Cub Partner

    Bear Time

    Two and a half years ago, Constable Suzanne Bourque was interviewing witnesses about the activity of a too-friendly-for-his-own-good bear cub who'd been pestering visitors at the Terra Nova National park in Newfoundland and Labrador when the bear cub himself showed up. The ensuing pictures were un-bear-ably adorable, but, in the way of things on the internet, ran under the radar for a while until they finally got their chance at becoming internet gold.

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  15. Play This Right Now: Fist of Awesome

    Time travel. Punch bears. Save humanity.

    When it comes to video games, we love a bizarre premise. A wacky plot accompanied by odd characters. A time traveling lumberjack who has to stop a "complex interstellar plot to enslave Earth by populating history with homicidal wild animals?" Yeah. That definitely hits the sweet spot.

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  16. #FollowFriday: A Bear (@A_Single_Bear)

    #FollowFriday is the feature where we tell you about a great person on Twitter whom you should be following. Okay, well, this week it's not a person. It's more of a bear. But he's a pretty great bear, believe us.

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  17. Unarmed Bosnian Shepherd Kills Brown Bear to Defend His Flock

    Davy Crockett is alive and well and living in Bosnia. We're confused as to why he's working as a shepherd, though.

    A Bosnian shepherd is really earning his "World's Best Shepherd" coffee mug this week after killing a brown bear with his bearhands bare hands to protect himself and his flock. Russian media reports that 48-year-old Blazo Grkovic was leading sheep around  -- is this what shepherds do? I have no idea -- when he was attacked by a brown bear. Unable to draw the small hand ax he kept on his person, presumably for situations exactly like this one, Grkovic defended himself the only way he knew how, by grabbing the bear's throat and strangling it to death.

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  18. Meet Champa, the First Bear to Undergo Brain Surgery

    Operating on animals is a bit different than putting humans under the knife, due to all kinds of different physiological and even chemical differences. But it's not like it's brain surgery. Y'know, usually. In Laos, a veterinarian recently performed the first ever brain surgery on a bear. Despite her wary -- I daresay resentful-looking -- expression in the photo above, Asiatic black bear Champa is in fact improving after her surgery.

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  19. Switzerland Just Killed Its Only Known Wild Bear

    How many bears is too many for Switzerland to handle? Apparently, just one, as Swiss wildlife officials have shot and killed the country's only known wild bear, a 2-year old male known as M13. The bear had wandered into inhabited areas looking for a meal, and reports indicate it had even been following some Swiss citizens around, apparently hoping for a handout, leading Switzerland to declare itself a 'no-bears' zone in rather decisive fashion.

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  20. New Years Eve Cute: Bouncing Baby… Polar Bears

    Awwwwww

    Polar bear moms sleep away their babies first New Year's Eve, deep in a maternity den either waiting for their cubs to be born or waiting for them to get big enough to step into the outside world. So lets all try to have a good time tonight. For the polar bear moms.

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