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  1. Yurikuma Arashi Recap—Episode 4: “I Can’t Get A Kiss”

    And now for something completely different...

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  2. Yurikuma Arashi Recap—Episode 3: “The Invisible Storm”

    The moment of truth.

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  3. Yurikuma Arashi Recap—Episode 2: “I Will Never Forgive You”

    Creepiest. Harem. Ever.

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  4. Yurikuma Arashi Recap—Episode 1: “Never Back Down on Love”

    Yes, it's about lesbians.

    From the director of Sailor Moon and Revolutionary Girl Utena comes a show about magical bears, invisible storms, and some of the least subtle imagery in anime history.

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  5. Oh, Bother: Polish Town Bans Winnie The Pooh As Punishment For His Brazen Nudity

    Bear. Naked.

    Several City Council members in the small town of Tuszyn recently suggested the British bear as a mascot for a local playground, but in minutes obtained by The Croatian Times, many city officials took deep offense to Winnie's free-flowing bear rump.

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  6. It’s What’s on the Inside that Counts, and Inside Your Teddy Bear Is a Freakish Monster

    Did these teddy bears swing over the bar like Inside Out Boy?

    Or is it, "It's not who you are on the inside, but what you do that defines you"? Well, what these Teddy Bears do is greatly unsettle us, so in the case of the very real photo book of freakish inside-out teddy bears, Bears, I guess either works. And I thought Teddy Ruxpin was creepy.

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  7. Things We Saw Today: Sith Elsa Is Not To Be Toyed With

    Now where is Tauntaun Olaf?

    Some fantastic Sith Elsa cosplay by Amanda Dawn at this year's Dragon Con.

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  8. Farmer Builds Nightmarish Bear-Electrocuting Robot, We’ll Never Sleep Again

    The B-800?

    Standard scarecrows don't really keep bears out of your crops, so Mustafa Karasungur, a 46-year-old Turkish farmer and inventor, built a robotic one that looks like an old-school Doctor Who villain and roams your nightmares his fields swinging a chain charged with 25,000 volts. Have fun looking over your shoulder for red-eyed, electrified bearminators every time you hear a car alarm from now on.

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  9. Baby Bear With Batman Logo on Chest Celebrates Rescue by Playing in Pool

    Bearfleck?

    Caters News has shared this video of Georges, a juvenile Asian Black Bear with a Batman logo in his fur. Much like the caped crusader himself, Georges, who was recently rescued from bile traffickers by AnimalsAsia, has had a troubled past. Luckily, Bearuce seems to have the pluck necessary to recover from his difficult youth. DC: take notice. This cub needs to be canon.

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  10. Bear Falls Through Skylight Into Boy’s First Birthday Party, Eats Hella Cupcakes

    Maybe my invitation got lost in the wooaaaaaaaaaaah!

    If you give a moose a muffin, he will probably want some jam, but if you don't invite a bear to a birthday party, he will devour all baked goods and cause extensive property damage. The Andrew W.K. of bears literally crashed a boy's first birthday party in Alaska last Saturday, simultaneously capturing cupcakes as well as my heart.

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