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  1. Oh, Bother: Polish Town Bans Winnie The Pooh As Punishment For His Brazen Nudity

    Bear. Naked.

    Several City Council members in the small town of Tuszyn recently suggested the British bear as a mascot for a local playground, but in minutes obtained by The Croatian Times, many city officials took deep offense to Winnie's free-flowing bear rump.

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  2. It’s What’s on the Inside that Counts, and Inside Your Teddy Bear Is a Freakish Monster

    Did these teddy bears swing over the bar like Inside Out Boy?

    Or is it, "It's not who you are on the inside, but what you do that defines you"? Well, what these Teddy Bears do is greatly unsettle us, so in the case of the very real photo book of freakish inside-out teddy bears, Bears, I guess either works. And I thought Teddy Ruxpin was creepy.

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  3. Things We Saw Today: Sith Elsa Is Not To Be Toyed With

    Now where is Tauntaun Olaf?

    Some fantastic Sith Elsa cosplay by Amanda Dawn at this year's Dragon Con.

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  4. Farmer Builds Nightmarish Bear-Electrocuting Robot, We’ll Never Sleep Again

    The B-800?

    Standard scarecrows don't really keep bears out of your crops, so Mustafa Karasungur, a 46-year-old Turkish farmer and inventor, built a robotic one that looks like an old-school Doctor Who villain and roams your nightmares his fields swinging a chain charged with 25,000 volts. Have fun looking over your shoulder for red-eyed, electrified bearminators every time you hear a car alarm from now on.

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  5. Baby Bear With Batman Logo on Chest Celebrates Rescue by Playing in Pool

    Bearfleck?

    Caters News has shared this video of Georges, a juvenile Asian Black Bear with a Batman logo in his fur. Much like the caped crusader himself, Georges, who was recently rescued from bile traffickers by AnimalsAsia, has had a troubled past. Luckily, Bearuce seems to have the pluck necessary to recover from his difficult youth. DC: take notice. This cub needs to be canon.

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  6. Bear Falls Through Skylight Into Boy’s First Birthday Party, Eats Hella Cupcakes

    Maybe my invitation got lost in the wooaaaaaaaaaaah!

    If you give a moose a muffin, he will probably want some jam, but if you don't invite a bear to a birthday party, he will devour all baked goods and cause extensive property damage. The Andrew W.K. of bears literally crashed a boy's first birthday party in Alaska last Saturday, simultaneously capturing cupcakes as well as my heart.

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  7. Teddy Bears Were Invented Because We Forgot That Nature Wants To Kill Us

    "Bears know who they are, but they often don’t know who you are, which is why they kill you." - Mike Birbiglia

    Pretty much everyone has fond memories of a stuffed bear toy they once played with. That's weird when you think about it, because actual bears are vicious animals that will maul you to death. In this TED talk from March, writer Jon Mooallem has some ideas about why we've gotten into the habit of cute-ifying all of our most terrifying predators.

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  8. Canadian Mountie Delighted To Find Tumblr’s Cartoons of Her Stopping Crime With Bear Cub Partner

    Bear Time

    Two and a half years ago, Constable Suzanne Bourque was interviewing witnesses about the activity of a too-friendly-for-his-own-good bear cub who'd been pestering visitors at the Terra Nova National park in Newfoundland and Labrador when the bear cub himself showed up. The ensuing pictures were un-bear-ably adorable, but, in the way of things on the internet, ran under the radar for a while until they finally got their chance at becoming internet gold.

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  9. Play This Right Now: Fist of Awesome

    Time travel. Punch bears. Save humanity.

    When it comes to video games, we love a bizarre premise. A wacky plot accompanied by odd characters. A time traveling lumberjack who has to stop a "complex interstellar plot to enslave Earth by populating history with homicidal wild animals?" Yeah. That definitely hits the sweet spot.

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  10. #FollowFriday: A Bear (@A_Single_Bear)

    #FollowFriday is the feature where we tell you about a great person on Twitter whom you should be following. Okay, well, this week it's not a person. It's more of a bear. But he's a pretty great bear, believe us.

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