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  1. Your House Tastes Terrible, Now Go Wrap it in Bacon

    Bacon has a long and proud tradition of being wrapped around things to make them better, but those things are usually food. Would wrapping your house in bacon make it better? Probably, but how does one even begin to go about covering their house in bacon? How much bacon would it take? What's the best way to affix bacon to a house? What about defending your bacon house from predators? So many questions! Don't worry. Movoto has a handy infographic to help you sort it all out.

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  2. Pig Genome Sequenced, Holds Great News For Human Transplant Therapies, Bacon Production

    Swedish researchers from Upsalla University and the Swedish University of Agricultural Sciences have sequenced the world's most delicious genome -- that of the pig. The research is important because,  contrary to popular and well-considered opinion, pigs are more than just pre-bacon -- they could also teach us a lot about human and animal disease, and those lessons are sure to be buoyed by a better understanding of their genetic makeup. In related news, yes, this also have implications for sausage, bacon, and all the other many delicious meats that come out of the noble swine.

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  3. Ron Swanson Teaches Us How to Avoid a Bacon Shortage [Video]

    You might've heard there could be a bacon shortage in our near future, and you might've heard that, actually, there won't be one. Either way, the very slight possible chance that perhaps, just maybe, there'd be a shortage of bacon at any point in time worries Ron Swanson. Thankfully, in a The More You Know parody, he's here to teach us all how to prepare for the grim possibility.

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  4. My Arteries Hurt Just Looking at the 100% Bacon Burger Patty

    Have you ever wondered what regret tastes like? The folks at Slater's 50/50 certainly have, and that's why they concocted the " 'merica Burger" which consists of a patty made of 100% ground bacon. It's said that just one bite is enough to kill a Shih Tzu.

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  5. Burger King Unveils New Bacon Ice Cream Sundae

    Among the pulled pork sandwich and sweet potato fries found on Burger King's new limited edition summer menu, sits a simple, yet odd item one may have assumed would've never been put on offer at a national food chain: The bacon ice cream sundae.

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  6. Now We Know How Much is Too Much Bacon [Video]

    We denizens of the internet are no stranger to the wonders of bacon. In fact, bacon proliferates across the web in a variety of ways. But perhaps none embody "internet" and "bacon" like those folks over at Epic Meal Time. They have a habit of putting bacon on their bacon only to then cover said bacon in more bacon with a little bacon grease on the side. It is known. So known, in fact, that thecussingchannel mashed together 30 episodes worth of them saying bacon into what might finally be classified as too much bacon.

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  7. Use Bacon To Solve Any And All Of Your Problems [Video]

    Yet another good reason to always keep bacon in your back pocket, and to learn how to rub abstract concepts.

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  8. Japanese Man Orders $80 Whopper With 1,050 Strips Of Bacon [Video]

    Burger King Japan is currently running an ill-advised promotion where you can add 15 strips of bacon to your Whopper for a scant 100 yen, or about $1.20. "Ill-advised?" you say, "that sounds awesome!" Yes, for the most part it does. The ill-advised part is that there is apparently no limit, as a reporter from the Japanese website RocketNews discovered when he ordered a Whopper with a whopping 1,050 strips, at the cost of around $80. There's no telling if someone will attempt to one-up the record, but if anyone is even thinking about it, may God have preemptive mercy on their souls. Also their arteries.

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  9. Guy Eats Entire Package of Raw Bacon in 70 Seconds [Video]

    A good way to kick off your weekend, aside from huddling in fortified shelter if you're terrified of Friday the 13th -- which is today -- is to watch YouTube user shoenice22 eat an entire raw package of bacon in seventy seconds. He isn't a newcomer to eating entire things of things (technical term) within some small amount of time, including things that aren't exactly edible, such as styrofoam. Enjoy!

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  10. Bacon and Egg Ice Cream

    Breakfast burritos are fairly common nowadays, so maybe it isn't such a surprise that Instructables user makendo has created a recipe that provides the world with easy, do-it-yourself bacon and egg ice cream. Details after the break.

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