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  1. Edible Mist Machine Lets You “Enjoy” All Your Favorite Foods Without Those Pesky Nutrients

    Have we learned nothing from Parks and Rec?

    Today in "things the Western World does that must infuriate the rest of the planet," UK inventor group Lick Me I'm Delicious has invented the Edible Mist Machine, a strange orb-like device that lets dieters sample the flavors of some of their favorite foods without actually eating them.

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  2. Arnold Schwarzenegger Joins the Epic Meal Time Crew to Make a Tank cake

    You also get to see Arnold drive his actual tank over an actual car, because Arnold has a tank.

    The crew at Epic Meal Time have recruited none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger for their latest effort - a protein infused tank cake. Get ready for three minutes of epic excess, an actual tank, and a lot of Schwarzenegger movie references. Seriously. There's almost as many references as there are calories in that cake.

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  3. Bacon Was the First Thing Ever Eaten on the Moon, Obviously

    I usually don't like that much cheese with my breakfast, but I'll make an exception just this once—Neil Armstrong.

    I know it's been keeping you up at night. "Sure, American astronauts have made great leaps in exploring the final frontier. But, have we eaten enough bacon in space?" Not to worry, fellow patriots: turns out having access to bacon was a top priority for many of history's most intrepid space explorers.

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  4. Who Is Watching Netflix’s Original Series Rotisserie Chicken and Sizzling Bacon?

    Anything's better than Hemlock Grove .

    If Netflix and Hulu are competing in the fake original content prank wars, than my vote goes to Netflix and their mouthwatering new programming: 73-minute Original Series Rotisserie Chicken and Memento-like action film Sizzling Bacon.

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  5. This App Wakes You up With the Smell and Sound of Bacon From the Institute for the Advancement of Bacon

    Oscar Mayer isn't liable if you try to eat your phone.

    I don't know what's weirder: Oscar Mayer's iPhone alarm clock app, which will actually emit the smell of bacon through an add-on piece of hardware, or the incredibly bizarre Oscar Mayer Institute for the Advancement of Bacon website they put together for it. I sure know the future when I see it, though, and the future is bacon.

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  6. Running Water on Bacon Means More Bacon and Less Shrinkage Apparently

    Yay for life hacks!

    Now this rumor has been around for a while, but it looks like people are testing this theory and confirming it. Rest assured, the world will now be a better and happier place because the secret to more bacon has been discovered. Try it out!

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  7. Candy You Probably Won’t Get Trick-or-Treating Tonight

    We ate too much candy.

    Yesterday the Geekosystem team took a field trip to Economy Candy here in New York City. It specializes in odd and vintage candy you're not likely to find in most places. We stocked up on sweets that people probably aren't going to be handing out for Trick-or-Treat tonight, and after tasting them that's probably for the best.

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  8. Eating Bacon Will Make You Live Longer (Because It’s Rich in Niacin)

    Basically, Marmite is the Fountain of Youth.

    Bacon-lovers, you're in luck: a new study from researchers at ETH Zurich has revealed that niacin (aka Vitamin B3) could help you live longer! The niacin-rich food menu includes not only bacon, but also Marmite, sun-dried tomatoes, paprika, and peanuts; so, this pretty much sounds like the most delicious recipe for long life ever.

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  9. Be Buried in Bacon Coffin After Dying at an Early Age Because of Your Love for Bacon

    You might want to get one a size up, though. You know, cuz of all that bacon you'll be eating.

    Okay, that's it, Internet. You've ruined bacon for me. Seriously, I was with y'all when it came to the bacon jewelry and the bacon flavored jelly beans and the bacon vodka and the bacon suits -- but this bacon coffin? This is too much. Shut it down.

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  10. Bread Cheese Double Bacon Cheeseburger Is A Cardiac Episode You Can Hold In Your Hands

    We don't write about food a ton over here, so when we do, you can bet there's something impressive about it. In the case of this double bacon cheeseburger served on bread cheese -- a dense, baked cheese that, in a pinch, can serve as an admirable, if artery-clogging, substitute for bread -- it's that someone consumed this thing and survived all 4,300 fat and salt packed calories of it. I don't know if that qualifies it as a good idea, but still, respect should be paid.

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  11. Your House Tastes Terrible, Now Go Wrap it in Bacon

    Bacon has a long and proud tradition of being wrapped around things to make them better, but those things are usually food. Would wrapping your house in bacon make it better? Probably, but how does one even begin to go about covering their house in bacon? How much bacon would it take? What's the best way to affix bacon to a house? What about defending your bacon house from predators? So many questions! Don't worry. Movoto has a handy infographic to help you sort it all out.

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  12. Pig Genome Sequenced, Holds Great News For Human Transplant Therapies, Bacon Production

    Swedish researchers from Upsalla University and the Swedish University of Agricultural Sciences have sequenced the world's most delicious genome -- that of the pig. The research is important because,  contrary to popular and well-considered opinion, pigs are more than just pre-bacon -- they could also teach us a lot about human and animal disease, and those lessons are sure to be buoyed by a better understanding of their genetic makeup. In related news, yes, this also have implications for sausage, bacon, and all the other many delicious meats that come out of the noble swine.

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  13. Ron Swanson Teaches Us How to Avoid a Bacon Shortage [Video]

    You might've heard there could be a bacon shortage in our near future, and you might've heard that, actually, there won't be one. Either way, the very slight possible chance that perhaps, just maybe, there'd be a shortage of bacon at any point in time worries Ron Swanson. Thankfully, in a The More You Know parody, he's here to teach us all how to prepare for the grim possibility.

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  14. My Arteries Hurt Just Looking at the 100% Bacon Burger Patty

    Have you ever wondered what regret tastes like? The folks at Slater's 50/50 certainly have, and that's why they concocted the " 'merica Burger" which consists of a patty made of 100% ground bacon. It's said that just one bite is enough to kill a Shih Tzu.

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  15. Burger King Unveils New Bacon Ice Cream Sundae

    Among the pulled pork sandwich and sweet potato fries found on Burger King's new limited edition summer menu, sits a simple, yet odd item one may have assumed would've never been put on offer at a national food chain: The bacon ice cream sundae.

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  16. Now We Know How Much is Too Much Bacon [Video]

    We denizens of the internet are no stranger to the wonders of bacon. In fact, bacon proliferates across the web in a variety of ways. But perhaps none embody "internet" and "bacon" like those folks over at Epic Meal Time. They have a habit of putting bacon on their bacon only to then cover said bacon in more bacon with a little bacon grease on the side. It is known. So known, in fact, that thecussingchannel mashed together 30 episodes worth of them saying bacon into what might finally be classified as too much bacon.

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  17. Use Bacon To Solve Any And All Of Your Problems [Video]

    Yet another good reason to always keep bacon in your back pocket, and to learn how to rub abstract concepts.

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  18. Japanese Man Orders $80 Whopper With 1,050 Strips Of Bacon [Video]

    Burger King Japan is currently running an ill-advised promotion where you can add 15 strips of bacon to your Whopper for a scant 100 yen, or about $1.20. "Ill-advised?" you say, "that sounds awesome!" Yes, for the most part it does. The ill-advised part is that there is apparently no limit, as a reporter from the Japanese website RocketNews discovered when he ordered a Whopper with a whopping 1,050 strips, at the cost of around $80. There's no telling if someone will attempt to one-up the record, but if anyone is even thinking about it, may God have preemptive mercy on their souls. Also their arteries.

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  19. Guy Eats Entire Package of Raw Bacon in 70 Seconds [Video]

    A good way to kick off your weekend, aside from huddling in fortified shelter if you're terrified of Friday the 13th -- which is today -- is to watch YouTube user shoenice22 eat an entire raw package of bacon in seventy seconds. He isn't a newcomer to eating entire things of things (technical term) within some small amount of time, including things that aren't exactly edible, such as styrofoam. Enjoy!

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  20. Bacon and Egg Ice Cream

    Breakfast burritos are fairly common nowadays, so maybe it isn't such a surprise that Instructables user makendo has created a recipe that provides the world with easy, do-it-yourself bacon and egg ice cream. Details after the break.

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