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  1. Edible Mist Machine Lets You “Enjoy” All Your Favorite Foods Without Those Pesky Nutrients

    Have we learned nothing from Parks and Rec?

    Today in "things the Western World does that must infuriate the rest of the planet," UK inventor group Lick Me I'm Delicious has invented the Edible Mist Machine, a strange orb-like device that lets dieters sample the flavors of some of their favorite foods without actually eating them.

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  2. Arnold Schwarzenegger Joins the Epic Meal Time Crew to Make a Tank cake

    You also get to see Arnold drive his actual tank over an actual car, because Arnold has a tank.

    The crew at Epic Meal Time have recruited none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger for their latest effort - a protein infused tank cake. Get ready for three minutes of epic excess, an actual tank, and a lot of Schwarzenegger movie references. Seriously. There's almost as many references as there are calories in that cake.

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  3. Bacon Was the First Thing Ever Eaten on the Moon, Obviously

    I usually don't like that much cheese with my breakfast, but I'll make an exception just this once—Neil Armstrong.

    I know it's been keeping you up at night. "Sure, American astronauts have made great leaps in exploring the final frontier. But, have we eaten enough bacon in space?" Not to worry, fellow patriots: turns out having access to bacon was a top priority for many of history's most intrepid space explorers.

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  4. Who Is Watching Netflix’s Original Series Rotisserie Chicken and Sizzling Bacon?

    Anything's better than Hemlock Grove .

    If Netflix and Hulu are competing in the fake original content prank wars, than my vote goes to Netflix and their mouthwatering new programming: 73-minute Original Series Rotisserie Chicken and Memento-like action film Sizzling Bacon.

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  5. This App Wakes You up With the Smell and Sound of Bacon From the Institute for the Advancement of Bacon

    Oscar Mayer isn't liable if you try to eat your phone.

    I don't know what's weirder: Oscar Mayer's iPhone alarm clock app, which will actually emit the smell of bacon through an add-on piece of hardware, or the incredibly bizarre Oscar Mayer Institute for the Advancement of Bacon website they put together for it. I sure know the future when I see it, though, and the future is bacon.

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  6. Running Water on Bacon Means More Bacon and Less Shrinkage Apparently

    Yay for life hacks!

    Now this rumor has been around for a while, but it looks like people are testing this theory and confirming it. Rest assured, the world will now be a better and happier place because the secret to more bacon has been discovered. Try it out!

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  7. Candy You Probably Won’t Get Trick-or-Treating Tonight

    We ate too much candy.

    Yesterday the Geekosystem team took a field trip to Economy Candy here in New York City. It specializes in odd and vintage candy you're not likely to find in most places. We stocked up on sweets that people probably aren't going to be handing out for Trick-or-Treat tonight, and after tasting them that's probably for the best.

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  8. Eating Bacon Will Make You Live Longer (Because It’s Rich in Niacin)

    Basically, Marmite is the Fountain of Youth.

    Bacon-lovers, you're in luck: a new study from researchers at ETH Zurich has revealed that niacin (aka Vitamin B3) could help you live longer! The niacin-rich food menu includes not only bacon, but also Marmite, sun-dried tomatoes, paprika, and peanuts; so, this pretty much sounds like the most delicious recipe for long life ever.

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  9. Be Buried in Bacon Coffin After Dying at an Early Age Because of Your Love for Bacon

    You might want to get one a size up, though. You know, cuz of all that bacon you'll be eating.

    Okay, that's it, Internet. You've ruined bacon for me. Seriously, I was with y'all when it came to the bacon jewelry and the bacon flavored jelly beans and the bacon vodka and the bacon suits -- but this bacon coffin? This is too much. Shut it down.

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  10. Bread Cheese Double Bacon Cheeseburger Is A Cardiac Episode You Can Hold In Your Hands

    We don't write about food a ton over here, so when we do, you can bet there's something impressive about it. In the case of this double bacon cheeseburger served on bread cheese -- a dense, baked cheese that, in a pinch, can serve as an admirable, if artery-clogging, substitute for bread -- it's that someone consumed this thing and survived all 4,300 fat and salt packed calories of it. I don't know if that qualifies it as a good idea, but still, respect should be paid.

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