We Can Cause More Damage That Way
Etsy user schnabuble has some pretty interesting things for sale in their shop but perhaps none more so than this - Cat Battle Armor. They write, "100% wearable, flexible, and comfortable, the Cat Battle Armor is a for-reals armor harness for your kitty. Completely hand-made from durable veg-tan leather, this is no mere costume piece. Your cat will become an unstoppable force for slaughter in this fully articulated suit, shielding him/her from foes while allowing unimpeded movement across the battlefield or living room floor."
At first I was like, "I'll take 2!" And then I saw it was $500 and remembered my cats would murder me in my sleep if I tried.
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