Ok, this is pretty great.Read More
"Anything you can do, I can do better." -Phones
Your phone is sick of hearing about all the things you wish it did better, because it does them all way better than you do. It really wishes it could upgrade you to a less whiny model.Read More
Dammit, sad iPod. I trusted you and your "pity me" face.
Apple might be all about DRM-free music and free hugs and high fives for everyone or whatever these days, but that wasn't always the case. In fact, an iPod DRM trial has revealed that they once went so far as to force customers to restore their devices to delete competitors' music.Read More
Today in good news:
Apple CEO Tim Cook hasn't been hiding his sexuality in his personal or business life, but he's never publicly acknowledged it—until now. In a personal essay published today by BusinessWeek, Cook says he's "proud to be gay," and we're pretty proud of him, too.Read More
On the bright side: Its app store rating can't get any lower.
CurrentC is quickly becoming a cautionary tale about trying to beat Apple and Google. The retailer-backed solution to paying for things with your phone has been practically one star reviewed into oblivion on the App Store and Google Play, and now it's fallen victim to a hack before it's even made an official debut.Read More
It happens to everyone, Apple.
How ducking appropriate.Read More
What is this I don't even?Read More
My time machine worked! It's 2005!
Sure, iPods still exist, but it's not every day that they specifically pop up in the news, because nobody needs them anymore. I think the Apple store just uses them as something to jam under table legs to make sure their display surfaces don't wobble. But now they're the focal point of a fairly expensive legal battle for Apple over whether or not their DRM practices gave the little MP3 players an edge in the market.Read More
Samsung has phone bending down. They're well on their way to avatar status.
If you want to test whether or not being sat on by puny, inferior human butts will bend today's giant smartphones, you're going to need a robot butt. Apple and Samsung both have custom robutts that tirelessly, mercilessly test countless smartphones by getting all butt-dial on them, and it looks like Samsung has the better butt.Read More
Next year it'll be kinetic energy charging that powers it by throwing.
As advertised, using the new "Wave" technology in iOS 8 will quickly fill your phone's battery—with fire, smoke, and explosions, that is. But that hasn't stopped wide-eyed Internet users for falling for the expensive prank.Read More