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  1. Apple Embarrassed Itself With An Autocorrect Fail At Their Latest iPad Presentation

    It happens to everyone, Apple.

    How ducking appropriate.

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  2. Sex Expert Dr. Ruth Livetweeted Apple’s iPad Event

    Ummm...

    What is this I don't even?

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  3. Apple Is Going to Trial for $350 Million Over… iPods?

    My time machine worked! It's 2005!

    Sure, iPods still exist, but it's not every day that they specifically pop up in the news, because nobody needs them anymore. I think the Apple store just uses them as something to jam under table legs to make sure their display surfaces don't wobble. But now they're the focal point of a fairly expensive legal battle for Apple over whether or not their DRM practices gave the little MP3 players an edge in the market.

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  4. Samsung Proves Its Robot Butts Are Better Than Apple’s in Hilarious Phone Bend Test Demonstration

    Samsung has phone bending down. They're well on their way to avatar status.

    If you want to test whether or not being sat on by puny, inferior human butts will bend today's giant smartphones, you're going to need a robot butt. Apple and Samsung both have custom robutts that tirelessly, mercilessly test countless smartphones by getting all butt-dial on them, and it looks like Samsung has the better butt.

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  5. Gullible People Are Microwaving Their iPhones Because of a Twitter Prank, Don’t Try This at Home

    Next year it'll be kinetic energy charging that powers it by throwing.

    As advertised, using the new "Wave" technology in iOS 8 will quickly fill your phone's battery—with fire, smoke, and explosions, that is. But that hasn't stopped wide-eyed Internet users for falling for the expensive prank.

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  6. Apple Caved and Gave iTunes Users a Way to Delete Their Free U2 Album

    DELETE. DELETE.

    iTunes users were none too happy to find that Apple's free gift U2 album was inserted into their music library without their permission. "What if I'm at a judgmental hipster party and U2 comes on shuffle?! I'll be humiliated!" They cried. So, Apple has introduced a way to permanently delete the album from your iTunes account if simply hiding it just isn't enough for you.

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  7. Infographic of “New” iPhone 6 Features Welcomes Apple to 2012

    They're all gonna laugh at you!

    You know what the best thing about smartphones is? That's right: poking fun at people who own a different brand of smartphone! (Note: That is actually the worst thing about smartphones.)

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  8. 101 Things We Wish Apple Gave Us Instead of That U2 Album and How to Get Rid of It

    They still haven't found what we're looking for.

    Who knew Apple would be the ones to really damage their "virus-free" claims? Somehow, through some magic called "the cloud" and "business deals involving lots of money," an unwanted U2 album has worked its way onto your phone! Don't worry, there's a way to get rid of it, and we have some suggestions for what Apple could give us instead.

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  9. Samsung’s “It Doesn’t Take a Genius” Ads Mocking Apple’s Announcements Sure Didn’t Take Long

    I only wish these weren't so accurate.

    In the world of computers, Apple may still be able to play the scrappy underdog card, but in the mobile arena, they're the ones attracting the attack ads from those who would challenge their dominance. Samsung wasted no time throwing together this "It Doesn't Take a Genius" ad series mocking all the fairly mockable moments from Apple's iPhone 6/Apple Watch announcement stream on Tuesday. (Full series of ads after the jump.)

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  10. Apple’s iPhone 6 and iWatch Event: The Mary Sue Liveblog at 1PM EDT

    If you're at work or school or some other dumb place where you can't appropriately watch a live tech announcement (funeral? The birth of your child?), you can keep up with our liveblog of Apple's iPhone 6 announcement today, where they are also expected to debut their wearable "iWatch" companion.

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