So disgraced former congressman Anthony Weiner's at it again, huh? The good news is that this time he thought to come up with an alias, because as we all know, calling yourself "Weiner" while sending dick pics to women is literally asking to be ridiculed. The bad news is that the name he chose -- Carlos Danger -- is even more ludicrous. The best news is that there's a Carlos Danger Name Generator over at Slate so you can create you own, and it's glorious. That's why we fed the names of a bunch of celebrities into it.