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  1. Seeing Dawn of the Planet of the Apes This Weekend? Watch This Pug Puppy Version First.

    Why Milk-Bone rocket?

    By most accounts Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, out in theaters today, is a pretty excellent movie—it has a 91% on Rotten Tomatoes. And while I'm thrilled that it's apparently replicated the quality of its predecessor Rise of the Planet of the Apes, I remain skeptical that it can surpass the sheer brilliance of this Pet Collective parody. Two words: Baby. Pug. Two more words: Pug. Stampede. Your move, Matt Reeves.

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  2. Let The Pug Version of How To Train Your Dragon Make Today Immeasurably Better

    Psst, Daenerys...it's gonna be okay.

    What do you call a group of pug puppies? A puddle? Yeah, that sounds about right.

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  3. Watch These Animals Dance To Salt-N-Pepa’s “Push-It” Better Than You Ever Could

    But can they Vogue?

    Push it. Push it real good.

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  4. Monday Cute: A Dog and a Cat Play Jenga. But Not Together. [VIDEO]

    What It Says On the Tin

    Together would be mass hysteria. Obviously. And cats are cooler so you get that one first. Dog is just down here...

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  5. Monday Cute: I Don’t Say This Lightly, But I Think This Is the Cutest Baby Goat I’ve Ever Seen

    Awwwwww

    Frostie the Snow Goat from Edgar's Mission Farm Sanctuary on Vimeo.

    You may know that since I started doing my Vikings visual recaps I've considered myself something of an expert on baby goats. Not that I am one, but that I consider myself one. So when I say this video of Frostie the baby goat learning to walk with his little baby goat wheelchair/cart thing is the cutest baby goat video in the history of baby goat videos, you can at least trust that I truly believe I am telling you the truth. (via: The Huffington Post) Previously in Goats

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  6. Monday Cute: Tiny Hamsters Eating Tiny Foods 2: Back to the Pizza

    Awwwwww

    Last Monday we brought you the thrilling saga of a tiny hamster eating a tiny burrito. Today that same tiny hamster (who went through extensive plastic surgery so he wouldn't be recognized by the mob—it's all explained in the first act) is back, and he's even hungrier... for justice. And pizza. Rated PG-13 for graphic depictions of noms. (via: Geekosystem) Are you following The Mary Sue on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, & Google +?

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  7. Monday Cute: Tiny Hamsters Eating Tiny Burritos Is Everything Wrong with the Universe [VIDEO]

    Awwwwww

    Why don't I have a manservant to make burritos for me? Why am I not eating burritos right now? Why am I not snuggling a hamster? Why am I not snuggling twelve hamsters? Everything about this video is vile. Vile! (via: Geekosystem) Are you following The Mary Sue on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, & Google +?

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  8. Rhesus Monkeys Can Do Math, Time to Trade in Your TI-84 and Get Yourself a Math Monkey

    Alright. Your calculator is still probably better at math, but it's not as cute.

    As the saying goes, if you put 100 monkeys with typewriters in a room long enough, you'll get Hamlet. That's not true, but apparently if you put some rhesus monkeys in a room with numbers and reward them for choosing the right one long enough, you can get them to do math.

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  9. Study Shows Czech and German Deer Won’t Cross Border Where the Iron Curtain Stood

    Forgive us, deer. That wasn't humanity at its best. I hope.

    A study of 300 red deer has revealed that even though the Iron Curtain fell years ago, the animals still refuse to cross between the Czech and Bavarian sides. One researcher told the BBC they are "just very conservative," but a better word might be "frightened."

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  10. Maine Man Accidentally Saves Baby Porcupine After Trying to Harvest Its Dead Mother’s “Valuable Mineral Deposit”

    Maine? This happened in Maine? You're 100% sure this wasn't Florida? It sounds like Florida.

    A man in Lisbon, Maine rescued a baby porcupine over the weekend. If we just stopped there this would be an adorable story, but every detail of this thing gets progressively weirder.

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