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  1. Monday Cute, Tuesday Edition: Tiny Hamster Vs. Kobayashi

    Just call me "THE BLACK HOLE!" -Tiny Hamster

    Few videos have more succinctly captured the spirit of the modern age than this adorable match between renowned competitive eater Takeru Kobayashi and Internet celebrity Tiny Hamster. I won't spoil the video by saying who wins; suffice to say I hope that miniature medal is worth the inevitable tiny heart attack.

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  2. Monday Cute: This Mini-Pig Loves Feather Duster Belly Rubs More Than You Love Anything In Your Entire Life

    Everything is mini-pigs and nothing hurts.

    For this micro-pig, getting a belly rub with a feather duster is a religious experience. For this blogger, watching this micro-pig get a belly rub with a feather duster is also a religious experience. In the name of the father, the son, the holy piggle.

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  3. Monday Cute: “Tiny Hamster” Has Returned With Some To-Scale Real Estate, Is Loving Life In the 1%

    Oh, just leave those seeds by the breakfast nook, the maid can get them.

    Life as a Tiny Hamster isn't just about tiny burritos and tiny pizza pies. Eventually, you have to settle down, get yourself an appropriately-sized job, maybe a tiny 401(k), eventually even some tiny property.

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  4. Learn the Science of Depression From AsapSCIENCE

    At least the science as we know it now.

    Depression is something we can all stand to know more about. It's a serious condition that affects millions of people directly, and even more indirectly. Knowing how something works is a great first step in being able to treat it, and our understanding of depression has changed a lot in recent years. This video from AsapSCIENCE explains how.

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  5. Crimean Zoo Welcomes Baby Zonkey, a Half-Zebra Half-Donkey, Named Telegraph

    Watch, as it stubbornly blends into its surroundings.

    A Crimean zoo has a new addition after the recent birth of a zonkey named Telegraph. Telegraph is a cross between its zebra mother and donkey father. The zonkey is already a popular attraction at the zoo, but not everyone's happy about it.

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  6. Monday Cute: If Game of Thrones Took Place in the Animal Kingdom [VIDEO]

    The things we love destroy us every time, lad. Remember that.

    Here now, dear readers, witness the first meeting of Jon Snow and Lord Commander of the Night's Watch, Jeor Mormont. Otherwise known as, OMG WATCH THIS BIG BEAR RESCUE A DROWNING CROW.

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  7. Seeing Dawn of the Planet of the Apes This Weekend? Watch This Pug Puppy Version First.

    Why Milk-Bone rocket?

    By most accounts Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, out in theaters today, is a pretty excellent movie—it has a 91% on Rotten Tomatoes. And while I'm thrilled that it's apparently replicated the quality of its predecessor Rise of the Planet of the Apes, I remain skeptical that it can surpass the sheer brilliance of this Pet Collective parody. Two words: Baby. Pug. Two more words: Pug. Stampede. Your move, Matt Reeves.

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  8. Let The Pug Version of How To Train Your Dragon Make Today Immeasurably Better

    Psst, Daenerys...it's gonna be okay.

    What do you call a group of pug puppies? A puddle? Yeah, that sounds about right.

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  9. Watch These Animals Dance To Salt-N-Pepa’s “Push-It” Better Than You Ever Could

    But can they Vogue?

    Push it. Push it real good.

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  10. Monday Cute: A Dog and a Cat Play Jenga. But Not Together. [VIDEO]

    What It Says On the Tin

    Together would be mass hysteria. Obviously. And cats are cooler so you get that one first. Dog is just down here...

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