Faster, pussycat! Kill! Kill! Spay and neuter your pets, folks.
France isn't all it's cracked up to be. Sure, it's full of gorgeous art, rich cuisine, and basically all the wine you can drink, but stray too far outside city limits, and you run the risk of falling prey to terrifyingly vicious beasts. Like, you know that scene in Beauty and the Beast where they're all attacked by wolves? Imagine that happening to you but with cats. Seriously.