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Animal attacks

  1. Gang of Feral French Cats Attack Woman and Pet Poodle

    Faster, pussycat! Kill! Kill! Spay and neuter your pets, folks.

    France isn't all it's cracked up to be. Sure, it's full of gorgeous art, rich cuisine, and basically all the wine you can drink, but stray too far outside city limits, and you run the risk of falling prey to terrifyingly vicious beasts. Like, you know that scene in Beauty and the Beast where they're all attacked by wolves? Imagine that happening to you but with cats. Seriously.

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  2. Bathrooms Around the World Pretty Much Under Attack by Wild Animals

    When Animals Attack is making a comeback, probably to a bathroom near you.

    The one room in the home that most people can count on for a little privacy has in recent weeks become a nightmare place. Animal attacks, once one of many good reasons to avoid going outside, have moved into bathrooms around the world. In Israel, the latest attack saw a man minding his own business at a toilet rudely interrupted when a snake bit his penis, which might be the only situation to occur in a men's room that is more awkward than that guy who tries to start a conversation while you're both taking a leak.

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  3. Man Vs. Goose Is Now Man With Lightsaber Vs. Goose With Lightsaber

    And Now For Something Completely Different

    What is it about putting lightsabers where they don't belong that is so funny? Do you remember this YouTube clip that went viral a while ago of a man getting into an altercation with a goose? If you've ever run into one, you know they can be extremely territorial, especially when their babies are involved. Really, he should have just run for his life but because he didn't we now get to see what a man versus goose lightsaber fight looks like. (via Boing Boing)

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  4. 85-Year-Old Woman Rescues Husband From Moose With Shovel. True Story.

    i swear by my pretty floral bonnet i will end you

    An 85-year-old Alaskan woman recently fended off a large attacker. The culprit? A moose. Anyone who's seen one knows they are not to be messed around with but when the woman saw the animal attacking her husband she didn't think twice about defending him...with a shovel. 

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  5. Bear Bites Dog: Girl Punches Bear

    What It Says On the Tin

    Don't you hate it when you're hanging out at home (in Alaska) and all of a sudden, you see a bear carrying your dachshund in its mouth like a salmon? That is exactly what happened to Brooke Collins, who did exactly what any self-respecting dog owner would do -- she punched that bear in the face. What? You thought only sharks hated being punched in the face? Oh, no, Virginia. Bears dislike being punched in the face. But not enough to punch you back. Because this one left Collins and both her dogs unscathed and ran away back to the forest where he was mostly likely mocked relentlessly by all his bear friends.

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  6. Woman Beats Husband-Attacking Tiger With Ladle, Wins

    Don't Try This At Home

    Well, there's something you don't see every day. At least not in America. While hunting for squirrels, a Malaysian man was attacked by a tiger until his wife beat it with a soup ladle. It seems like someone picked some random words out of a hat and formed a sentence with them, but it actually happened. Click through for all the gory, cartoonish details.

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