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Fifty Shades of Grey

  1. Haven’t Read 50 Shades Yet? Read This Dr. Seuss-Style Poem Summary Instead

    Really, though, you don't have to read 50 Shades. Just... don't.

    Generally the less I have to think about 50 Shades of Grey, the better. I say generally, though, because occasionally this truly terrible phenomenon can give way to some surprisingly enjoyable parodies. Such is the case with a certain ExplainlikeIAmA thread on Reddit in which user Traceofbass lays out the plot of 50 Shades in the style of Dr. Seuss. Prepare to have your childhood ruined. Or enhanced, if you're into that sort of thing, I guess.

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  2. The Fifty Shades of Grey Movie Has a Director. And It’s a Woman.

    i'll just leave this here

    I never thought I'd utter this sentence in relation to the Fifty Shades of Grey movie, but this is kind of... good news? Or at least better than it could have been.

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  3. The Screenwriter Adapting 50 Shades of Grey Might Be Writing a Little Mermaid Movie, Too

    Not a Misprint

    Before you rear back from your computer screen in confusion that the person writing the 50 Shades of Grey movie could be doing a fairy tale flick as well, imagine, if you will, a reality in which Fifty Shades trilogy author E.L. James was tapped to write director Joe Wright's live-action version of The Little Mermaid instead. There. Kelly Marcel getting the job doesn't seem nearly so weird now, does it?

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  4. Erotic Fanfic Duo Nabs 5-Book Deal With Simon & Schuster (What Am I Doing With My Life?!)

    I Guess I Can't Argue With That

    Congratulations, writers of Beautiful Bastard, you just got a five-book deal for creating hot, steamy Twilight fanfiction. 

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  5. Things We Saw Today: Emma Watson Responds to Rumors That She’s Starring In 50 Shades of Grey

    Things We Saw Today

    Emma Watson followed up this Tweet with one reading simply "?". ? indeed.

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  6. Things We Saw Today: The Evolution of Guillermo del Toro

    Things We Saw Today

    "The strange, beautiful evolution of Guillermo del Toro," by Jeff Victor, who previously illustrated the evolution of famous actors (and Batman). (via /Film)

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  7. George Takei Reading 50 Shades of Grey. Oh Myyy. [VIDEO]

    Peanut Butter and Chocolate

    "Oh my" count: Six. Look, it's George Takei reading excerpts from 50 Shades of Grey. If you didn't click play after reading the headline I'm not sure what else I can say to convince you. (via: Nerdist) Are you following The Mary Sue on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, & Google +?

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