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Stephen Colbert Is America, Freedom, and Waze’s Newest GPS Voice

"You have reached your destination. I'm surprised. To be honest, I wasn't paying attention."
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Published: Sep 1, 2015 02:36 pm

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Hello, America. You’re now reading this in Stephen Colbert’s voice.

If you own a car, like any red-blooded freedom-loving American should, then it stands to reason that you also use a GPS application on your phone to navigate to your favorite all-American locations: The Freedom Store, the American Flag Store, and McDonalds. If that GPS application also happens to be Waze, then here’s your chance at something really special: you can have the voice of freedom himself, Stephen Colbert, guide you on your daily errands to pick up some freedom, mini-flags, and some chicken nuggets.

You can see so for yourself in the YouTube video Colbert made. What a country.

(via Wired)

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Jessica Lachenal is a writer who doesn’t talk about herself a lot, so she isn’t quite sure how biographical info panels should work. But here we go anyway. She's the Weekend Editor for The Mary Sue, a Contributing Writer for The Bold Italic (thebolditalic.com), and a Staff Writer for Spinning Platters (spinningplatters.com). She's also been featured in Model View Culture and Frontiers LA magazine, and on Autostraddle. She hopes this has been as awkward for you as it has been for her.