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If only I weren’t five foot four, I might be able to attempt this level of badassery in my every day life. Sadly, this executing this maneuver, especially in front of one’s superior officer, is recommended to experienced Rikers.
Though, as you can see, the beard is optional.
(via Topless Robot.)
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