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It Doesn’t Do Wood, but It Does Do Drafts

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Published: Nov 26, 2013 12:08 pm

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No, it’s not a four pound plush sonic screwdriver. Well, it is. It’s just that it’s not for cuddling. It’s for throwing at the bottom of your door to keep the draft out.

Okay, it’s for cuddling, I know y’all are gonna cuddle it, so why even pretend.

(Big Bad Toy Store via Nerd Approved.)

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Susana Polo
Susana Polo thought she'd get her Creative Writing degree from Oberlin, work a crap job, and fake it until she made it into comics. Instead she stumbled into a great job: founding and running this very website (she's Editor at Large now, very fancy). She's spoken at events like Geek Girl Con, New York Comic Con, and Comic Book City Con, wants to get a Batwoman tattoo and write a graphic novel, and one of her canine teeth is in backwards.