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101 Steps Toward Becoming Socially Awkward, As Told By a Penguin

You know how when you send your friend an instant message sometimes, he or she immediately signs off after receiving it? Or how when someone tries to open your locked bathroom stall, you freeze like a deer caught in headlights? Or how when you’re walking down the street and realize you’re going the wrong way, you pretend to pat your pockets and pretend you forgot something so you can turn around without alerting strangers that you were just really walking in the wrong direction? Or maybe how you make plans with your friends for the weekend, but secretly hope they fall through the night before? Well, this penguin knows your pain.

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(all images drawn from Street Couch, Socially Awkward Penguin, Military Photos, NeoGAF, Meme Generator, FYeah Socially Awkward Penguin, Know Your Meme)

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