For the one of you out there who might not get it (no, no, not you) I’m just going to come out and say this is a total joke. But man, is it ever a good one. In light of Siri’s inability to find abortion clinics (later revealed to be because most “abortion clinics” don’t go by that name) the folks at Happy Place imagined up a gleefully insane world in which Siri is constantly pushing everyone to get an abortion. In Fake Siri’s defense though, she makes some pretty good points. Clear, 57 degree days are terrific abortion weather.