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Finally: Life-Sized Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner Pillows

Some Twilight superfan over at Etsy has finally found a way to plug the vampire- or werewolf-shaped hole in your heart: with life-sized pillows, or “manllows,” shaped like Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner. More pictures after the jump:

From the product description for the Robert Pattinson manllow:

Manllow: half man, half pillow.

For all the twilight crazed lonely women in the world, Edward Cullen is finally here to be with you and only you. Sleep with him, cuddle with him, use him as a neck rest, the Edward Manllow is there to be your man and pillow all in one.

Made of soft cotton jersey, screen printed face, polyester stuffing and love.

(for the Taylor Lautner pillow, substitute “Jacob Black” for “Edward Cullen” in the product description.)

The pillows appear to have sold out the day after Valentine’s Day, however. (Coincidence?) James Franco‘s pillow-toting character from 30 Rock would be proud.

(h/t Daily What)

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