Would you like a replica of River Song’s sonic screwdriver from Silence in the Library, built by Doctor Who‘s prop master, complete with blinking neural relay containing the essence of River Song? Well, too bad. This one costs $3500 and there are only going to be fifteen of them. Right now you can sign up on a waiting list for the preorders on Quantum Mechanix. So, come on and look at more pictures of it to rub salt in that wound you didn’t know you had until right now.