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If we got angry about this kind of thing we'd be angry all the time

Pens For Women … Thank You?

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Oh, goody goody gumdrops! Someone was thinking of girls when coming up with a new pen! A reader at Jezebel pointed out these new pens by famous pen-maker Bic, which are, as you can see, “For Her” and come in a variety of lovely pastel colors! I wonder if they will automatically dot my “i’s” with full circles or with hearts!

Steve Martin once joked about Virginia Slims being cigarettes “for her,” wondering what made them for women. “Do they have little breasts on them?” he asked. These pens don’t seem to be anatomically different from other pens, unless they’re just simply not curvy. But curvy pens seem like they’d be kind of hard to write with. So, it’s not the shape of the pen.

Is it the size? Are these pens a third of the size of a man’s pen? ::gasp:: Does its ink attract bears?

Maybe they’re magic! Maybe they’ve had a spell put on them by witches to help us write notes in which we apologize for our periods! Or shopping lists! Or entire romance novels with hot pink covers about all the mean, mean men who have scorned us! Can you feel the squeeeee? Pens for us! Pens for US!

Hey! Did you notice that when you take the “I” out of “penis” you have “pens”? That’s a message for us, ladies! To write things! Encouragement!

OMG, ladies, aren’t you glad that Bic thought of us for a change? Because it’s about time someone designed a proper writing implement for us. I am really tired of writing with eyeliner, chocolate, and tears!

(Jezebel)

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  • http://www.facebook.com/katefalanga Kate Falanga

    I’m sensing sarcasm.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1155053187 Elizabeth Kathleen Desko

    Oh, just what I always wanted! Pens in ugly pastel colors! YES!

  • http://www.facebook.com/ms.sarah.hyde Sarah Hyde

    This article is awesome. Although, I kind of want the pens just so I can refuse to ever let a male touch them. Ever. I’ll put a crossed out penis on every single one of them, because the pastel wasn’t enough.

  • HL

    …psh. It’s gonna take a lot more than some ugly pastel colors to talk me out of my “only using stolen writing utensils” policy.

  • Anonymous

    Ugly Pastel colours… Ugh.
    Aren’t Women supposed to know better than that?
    I mean, Sarah Richardson and Debbie Travis are both from Canada, and they’re designer/decorators, but I don’t think they’d do ugly like that… I mean, the clients might, but they’re both paid to dissuade the clients from design/decor disasters, aren’t they?
    I sure hope so…

  • ck

    What’s the difference between pens for women and a geek blog for women?
    It’s silly to make fun of “for women” products when you essentially are one.

  • http://www.facebook.com/katefalanga Kate Falanga

    Context and content?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Wesley-Smith/725105211 Wesley Smith

    I think a more accurate name would be “Not For Him.” Because women may or may not like them, but I can guarantee that there are a lot of guys who wouldn’t be caught dead in public using a lavender pen.

    Congratulations, Bic. You’ve just ostracized everyone in both genders. Now all you have to do is create “For Monkeys” and “For Cats with Mitten Paws,” and we’ll be all set.

  • Archie

    Put down the pretty pen and get me a sammich.

  • http://amidstdancers.blogspot.com/ Shard Aerliss

    The differences between those pens and this particular blog? See Steve Martin. What makes the pens ‘for women’? How are they different to normal pens in a significant way? A way that will make it easier for women to write with them? And if there is nothing specifically helpful for women about these pens, why are they ‘for her’?

    This blog, while I’m not saying is written just ‘for her’, it does have a slight gender studies angle to it. Some people want a place where they can discuss geekdom within the context of gender studies, or vice versa. It has its place and its use albeit one that might be rather niche.

  • http://amidstdancers.blogspot.com/ Shard Aerliss

    Googled them. Apparently, they have a “thin body adapted to smaller hands.”

    http://www.ukofficedirect.co.uk/bic-cristal-for-her-ball-prd_217124.aspx

    I don’t know if this is just me and my chunky man hands, but I’ve never had a problem with pens being too big (oh, the innuendo). Children don’t have a problem with ‘normal’ sized pens… why should women?

    The fact they’re ‘girly’ colours just makes the whole idea even more silly. Bic, you make good pens, and everyone needs pens. Why created new unnecessary pens?

  • Sagelightsw

    I actually enjoy writing with big pens with big grips….so yeah. dumb.

  • Anonymous

    Finally! I can write with a gender-appropriate instrument!

  • Erincb87

    Lol, this is like that staircase at Wellesley that’s supposedly “designed for a woman’s stride.” Most UNCOMFORTABLE STAIRCASE EVER. Also, since my fiance’s hands are smaller than mine, maybe he should use these? Who even came up with this? Seriously, does it not bother anyone that someone got PAID to design this crap?

  • hairylegsbigenoughhands

    Bic also made razors “for women” because they were pink and now they’ve been marketed to the point that shaving your legs is barely optional.

  • http://amidstdancers.blogspot.com/ Shard Aerliss

    Yeah, some of the really thin biro pens are difficult to grip, ESPECIALLY if you have long girly nails (which I don’t any more, sadly).

  • http://www.whatifbooksetc.com Sylvia Sybil

    Pssh, I haven’t shaved my legs in years. How else can I call myself a hairy-legged feminist?

  • Anonymous

    They’re for women because each pen only costs 75% of what a man’s pen costs, even when they are exactly the same color and size.

  • Ruby

    I used to have classes with mostly boys, and I would buy pink, glittery pens and pencils with hearts and flowers on them so that they wouldn’t “accidentally” walk out the room with them. Well, that didn’t stop them.

  • http://www.twitter.com/natalie_nyc natalie_nyc

    Actually, cute, girly pens don’t bother me at all. What does bother me is:

    - A small Texas town blaming an 11-year-old girl for her own rape
    - Female Egyptian protesters being molested
    - Female American journalists being molested by male Egyptian protesters
    - Being talked down to at work for being female
    - And yes, the 75 cents or whatever to every dollar thing.

    Come on, guys, it’s a waste of time to get angry about this! They’re fucking cute and pink/bright colors. I think the company’s just trying to market it toward women by giving them a more delicate, precise grip – the success of the design is another debate altogether. But whatever the fuck ever. I will wield a pink fuzzy pen, wear lipstick, and bust balls any day. There are real issues out there to care and get angry about. There is nothing sexist about this.

  • http://amidstdancers.blogspot.com/ Shard Aerliss

    “IF WE GOT ANGRY ABOUT THIS KIND OF THING WE’D BE ANGRY ALL THE TIME” (caps not mine)

  • hairylegsbigenoughhands

    i’m not saying we should be angry, but the oppression of women is systematic. the pens are no big deal. but the general consensus that women need to buy products (such as pink razors) that are designed to make adult women appear to be hairless children is a symptom of all the problems we really have and if we sexualize juvenile appearing women, how are we surprised at the sexualization of actual children? also, i refuse to be a market in the capitalism game for such stupid crap, but i usually take the approach of ignoring it instead of getting angry. but really you can’t right off the small stuff, because it all adds up to the general seperate and delicate position that the establishment would have us in.

  • http://www.twitter.com/natalie_nyc natalie_nyc

    right, i understand sarcasm. but if you weren’t angry about it you wouldn’t be mentioning it at all.

  • http://www.twitter.com/natalie_nyc natalie_nyc

    hmmm, there’s a huge chasm between “well-groomed” and “hairless child.” go blame the brazilian bikini waxers, not razors. also, men use razors too (thankfully).

  • http://amidstdancers.blogspot.com/ Shard Aerliss

    That… wasn’t sarcasm. It’s the sort of group headline that posts like this come under. It also includes the Virgin mobile ad and the Bieber post. It’s; this is a bit strange, we’ll point it out, but hey, it’s not as if we’re going to take the streets and march against it.

    If we only ever talked about the things that completely enrage s or bring us to ecstasy… well it’d be a strange world, and we’d all be exhausted all of the time.

  • James Lees

    we dont sell them here http://www.evolvingoffice.co.uk/ so does that mean we’re not sexist?