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Lady Rides Her Skull Adorned Motorcycle as Her Pet Bird Flies Alongside [VIDEO]

There are so many questions that must be asked about this fabulous woman.  Who is she?  Where did the skull come from? Is the bird her dæmon? Can I cosplay this even though she isn’t fictional?  This video may only be 36 seconds long, but you will rewind it again and again to make sure that you did, in fact, just see a real outlaw woman driving down the street on her bright green motor bike, accompanied by her pet bird, with rifles strapped to the wheels and handlebars, like someone strait out of dystopian science fiction.

(via OfficialSwick on YouTube)

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  • Necrophagi

    She’s obviously a mutant.

  • White Rose Brian

    Okay, this is great!

  • ShifterCat

    I think she’s a tabletop RPG character.

    “So, I’m going to ride my motorcycle down the street. It’s bright green, and it’s got a stars-and-stripes seat –”
    “Even though you’re in Thailand?”
    “You can get those in Thailand! Anyway, my bike also has a cow’s skull strapped to the front.”
    “…Okay. So where are you putting your rifles while you’re riding this thing?”
    “I’ve strapped them to the bike.”
    “Uh huh. And what about your parrot familiar?”
    “It can fly alongside me.”
    “It can’t fly the entire way. It’ll get tired.”
    “When it gets tired, it can perch on the cow skull horns.”
    “…Sure. Why not.”

  • Gordon Borland

    I bet they solve quirky mysteries throughout the land.

  • Adam R. Charpentier

    Danny Trejo was in a movie about that old man wearing a fanny pack that beat up a kid on the bus. Why not a movie about this woman?

  • LifeLessons

    This is almost too much awesome to comprehend. Go Woman Go!