I keep a mental list of places in the world to never go, and one of those is Brazil, thanks to the existence of the terrifying Brazilian wandering spider. Trust me, it’s awful. I’m afraid I now have to add Papua New Guinea and Thailand to the list, because of three new species of parasitoid wasps that entomologists have recently discovered in those countries. But we discover new species all the time. Here’s what’s different about these three: They’re named after pop culture icons, like Uma Thurman’s character in the Kill Bill movies.
These wasps, who hail from the Braconidae family of wasps, specialize in fatal reproductive tactics. Not to themselves — to those they implant. See, a parasitoid is an organism that, during its development, lives in or on the body of a single host individual, eventually killing that individual.
So these wasps’ eggs develop inside other insects, and when the eggs hatch, the larvae eat their way through the bodies of the unfortunate hosts. Most hosts die, while others just become sterile. Aren’t wasps positively delightful?
The three new ones were discovered and written about in the Journal of Hymenoptera Research by serious bug enthusiast Donald Quicke. Apparently, if you’re a professor of entomology, specifically one who studies the “biology, ecology, and systematics of parasitoid wasps,” you can name the new species you find whatever the heck you want. I think that’s reasonable, consider that you have to spend a lot of time around freaky bugs. It’s karmic.
Here’s the lineup of Quicke’s new species:
- Cystomastacoides kiddo (Thailand) — Named after Beatrix Kiddo, aka The Bride, Uma Thurman’s character from the Kill Bill movies, because the lethal physiology of the wasp brought to mind her deadly skills as an assassin and kung fu master of the Tiger/Crane style of fighting. Good call!
- Cystomastacoides nicolepeelerae (Papua New Guinea) — Named after Nicole Peeler, one of Quicke’s favorite novelists, who writes urban fantasy novels — and whose first novel, Tempest Rising, includes “a gorgeous and powerful vampire” as a “friend” to the female protagonist. Hmmm. Definitely bug-worthy, then.
- Cystomastacoides asotaphaga (Papua New Guinea) — Sadly not named after any pop culture characters, but the “Asota” in “asotaphaga” refers to the genus of moths whose caterpillars are devoured by the wasp’s larva.
Personally, I want to know how to get in on this buggy nomenclature gig. That alone could be worth a long academic career in entomology. Then you could name the species you find after your friends, your enemies, your teachers, your heroes. If you discovered one of these nasty wasps, what would you call it?
Cystomasticoides thurstonhowelliii? Cystomasticoides ladygagae?
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